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Episode three twenty eight. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Yes it is.

Episode three twenty eight. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Yes it is.

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I love it, do you? Yeah? Because you know why? Because it's light out and we're just doing this podcast. It's great. It's great. Four degrees here in New Jersey yesterday. Yeah. Now I went out with a T shirt. I opened up the moon roof. Isn't that great? Day? Fantastic? And I also love that it's earlier in the day. I have more energy earlier in the day, So it's gonna be a great show.

I love it, do you? Yeah? Because you know why? Because it's light out and we're just doing this podcast. It's great. It's great. Four degrees here in New Jersey yesterday. Yeah. Now I went out with a T shirt. I opened up the moon roof. Isn't that great? Day? Fantastic? And I also love that it's earlier in the day. I have more energy earlier in the day, So it's gonna be a great show.

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You know.

I'm not not like sometimes we do this at eight o'clock at night, when I'm just like, no, it's great. And then right after this, I have my my Daredevil podcas Cass, which you can find on the Geekscape network. That's called Marvel Movie Talks the three pm East Coast. You're in costume already. Yeah, I got my Daredevil's shirt on. Yeah. You' very excited that that's a geek shirt right there. This is Frank Miller Art. For those of you who do understand def Leopard, Daredevil, Frank Miller. Frank Miller, Who's your favorite superhero of all time? That's a tough question. I would possibly Vision from the Avengers. Mm hm, possibly, Yeah, I'm going classic scary. You don't know anything about comic books or superheroes, so go ahead. Superman, right? Or Batman? Yeah? Actually I like spider Man. Like Spider Man the best. Spider Man's great, I would I would say Vision and Daredevil are two of my favorites. But a big fan of Captain America, the Avengers in general, and the Fantastic Four, and of course the X Men. Who does the love Wolverine? Come on? I mean, of course Wolverine's great. But I've already established this. I'm a Marvel guy. Yeah, well I read Superman and Batman, but I'm a Marvel guy. What about uh? What about Plastic Man? Was he real? Was that? It was that? Yeah? He was a real guy. He's retired now, you dumbass. No, in Arizona, no plastic Man. Was it was plastic Man like considered a monks. I mean the cartoon Plastic Man from the seventies or eighties, whenever one was it was plastics Was that voice it was plastic Man. It was baby Baby considered a real right, a real? Is he is he mentioned in the Conversation of superheroes? Or was he just like some kind of a parody plastic TV show? Yeah, he's you know, full of pfas plastic Man and forever chemicals. Plastic Man lives forever about brains. You know that the human they found plastics, microplastics in human brains. If you say so, as much as a credit card worth now questions, right, No, I don't. The plastic part of my brain doesn't care. There's also a plastasticistic man. Was a d C. It was a d a DC comics hero. Okay, he is a hot hero. Then he's a real Well he's yeah, I mean it wasn't like Superman. Not really. People America's favorite. No not, America's not part of the conversation. Okay, it's okay. By the way, there's also some microplastics in your seamen, just in case you didn't know. Oh, I'm sorry, I hope you were rinsed affterwards. Oh, David Brody with the funny, the sunny, the Sunday Funnies on a Wednesday. I mean, I I've been eating a lot of pineapples, so I'm surprised you were able to still tell that there were plastics in there. Jeez, word, just just letting you know what's going on in society. TikTok taught me that. I'll explain, well, my kids are plastic too. I guess ah, TikTok taught you that. Huh. Every morning we go on the way to work every morning. Okay, okay, I'm if I drive producer Sam and I bring a bottle of a plastic bottle of water with me, and she always looks at me and she goes scary. We got to get you off the water bottle kick, and we got to get you like like a Stanley or one of those who are thermous or some kind of a whatever competing metal a medical metal, metal, metal, metal pain, a metal water water bottle, whatever the one of the moment is. And I looked at her. I'm like, that's a lot of maintenance. That's a lot. Would you do you carry a water bottle around with you? Apparently kids do, like the young like these generations like uh like gen Z generations gen Z, gen Z, gen Alpha, they carry water bottles. Carry every woman under sixty walks around with a water bottle, most of them. Sorry if you guys slices, you don't. But I feel like I have a lot of women. I would leave it, leave it there, though, leave it, I forget it somewhere. No, that's why I don't. That's why I don't use water bottles. I don't know. I could be wrong. I played pickle ball Monday night with a woman who in instead on having her water bottle against the wall in the corner so she could walk over to it between points. That's fair. That's a bit much. It's not fair. You can go you can go a couple of points without getting water. Well, well, going to an event like that, or you're playing sports, go to the gym, bring a water bottle. But I'm talking about walking around in your everyday life people A lot more people are. You're just bringing permanent water bottles with them like these. You know, I had a water bottle in my car at most times, but it's not necessarily metal. I buy the sports bottles at Costco and I use those. Okay, I have metal water bottles, but you have to clean them out and I get a little bit of thirty and even plastic ones. Yeah, I buy a twenty four pack at Costco of the sports water bottles. That's not good. You're not supposed to good because I choose to and then I recycle the bottle. No, those are single use plastics. You're supposed to only use it once. It scary. In what part of what I said? Did I say I reuse them? You just said you reused them? No, I did not, I said I use them. I buy a twenty four pack of bottles, and I used bottle one, then bottle two. Sometimes they jump to bottle eight. Don't you don't put new water in bottle one slices? Do you want to answer him? Because I've already done okay, all right, all right, I'm just making sure that you don't. And if I did, I wouldn't tell you. I'd have these speeches about what you read online. What about watering cardboard boxes? How do you feel about those watering carda water in car cardboard box water in I thought I mean box water in box water. You're okay with that? Yeah, we've had it. We had it. When I worked on the Morning Show. We had a company that sent up like boxes of water. There was the official sponsor of NCL Cruises at one point. Whatever that water company was it water tastes different in a box. I think it depends on whose box. Yeah, David Brodie with the Sunday Funnies, this isn't Sunday on a Wednesday. On a Wednesday. See I set you up for that joke on purpose anyway. Yeah. Boxed wine, No, that's zinfandel, white zinfandel from a box. How about that? Did you drink neventeen ninety? Maybe maybe they still sell that. It's really cheap. Yeah, yeah, that's why they sell it. People who want a quick, cheap buzz will buy a box of whatever, get it, get a good buzz off of that. I don't judge people who buy boxed alcohol. No, I judge them if they're sleeping under an asp you know, an overpass, drinking out of it. But okay, I don't. I don't judge. I don't care. Okay. Hey, speaking of pickleball, I had a couple of unbelievable shots this past weekend. I had a ball that was hit over my head. It was a lob and running back. If you remember the Willie famous Willie Mays catch, the over the over the shoulder catch, So with my back to my my the other three people on the court. I hit a ball over my head behind me, perfect shot for a point. Then I had a ball. I was too close to the net and the ball. The ball scooted between my legs and I reached around and hit it between my legs for another shot. And then I got cocky and the ball was going to my left and I couldn't get the racket around in time. So I swung the racket around my back and hit the ball behind my back. Now that one didn't go over the net, but it was pretty damn close. So I'm getting Foncy's what I'm saying. Fun, I'm doing trick shots. Now you are okay? Yeah, I'd like to see you. I want to see you in action. You should come now. I want you to analyze this quote. So I was playing Monday Sunday and one woman came off the court. We were in the waiting area waiting to go on, and she says, ah, I gotta get warmed up. I sucked my first game. And the other woman says to her, that's okay. Everybody loses their first game. That's not that's impossible because half the people win it. That's correct, that's correct. Yeah, I bit my tongue for a change, and I didn't say anything. I just went to my phone and wrote it down. Yeah, half the people. Half the people have won their first game. But the only way that's not possible. The only way that's possible is if the people you're playing all played a different game and then they played you as their second game and they beat you. Right, But it's impossible for everyone to lose their first game because right then, well yeah, I see where you're going with this. I think, unless you're playing somebody who's playing the second game. But we all started at the same time, right, that's really my point, everyone losing. So it was a nice way of saying you suck. You should warm up more. Somebody won the first game. And by the way, I told you that, they instituted a three winning you have to get off the court rule. Yes, I won three times in a row, twice this weekend, so you had to get twice on Sunday. I had to get up the court. So they made it. And then what happens is when you when you lose or you win, two people have to leave, right, the two losers, the people who lost the game leave so there's an a waiting area of people waiting to come on. So usually we need two, meaning the game's over, two people are leaving. We need two new players who are waiting to come on. But when you yell we need three because I have to get off the court, They're like, oh, what do you need three? Well, you know the rules. If I need three, that means one of us, who just one, has to get off. They go, oh, are you are you humble bragging that you want three in a row. No, I have to say I have to leave. So I get these looks like, oh, he's bragging you want three in a row. I have no choice. I have to say we need three people. Yeah. I don't say, hey I want three in a row. We need I'm like, hey, we need three. Oh I guess you want three in a row. Yeah, but I'm being honest about it. There's no way to win. Even when you win, there's no way to win. No, of course not. So you're happy with the David Brody Amendment where they because I feel like they did that because of you. No, no, no, win three and get off. They did it. They did it because of pickleball. Hustler. I told you about all day on the scholl Hut, and by the way, I've beaten him twice. Now do you think I could take you in a match? No, you're too good. I mean you haven't play. I don't play right. So how would you beat me? I'm a beginner. My legs and arms toped. Okay, so I have a pickle ball court by my house. How how would we play? We play on the same team and I would be the handicap or something. You'd be a big one. I'd be the great equalizer for whoever we play. Yeah, you have to know the rules first. You also have to have a paddle and know how to play. I got a paddle. I got a Brooklyn Boys paddle pickleball paddle. Yes, I do as well. Is that a good paddle or no? Well, we got demos. I don't know which one he would use if you ordered one, but we got like we got like demos in case we wanted to manufacture them. No, I would not say the demos we got are considered quality pickleball paddles.

I'm not not like sometimes we do this at eight o'clock at night, when I'm just like, no, it's great. And then right after this, I have my my Daredevil podcas Cass, which you can find on the Geekscape network. That's called Marvel Movie Talks the three pm East Coast. You're in costume already. Yeah, I got my Daredevil's shirt on. Yeah. You' very excited that that's a geek shirt right there. This is Frank Miller Art. For those of you who do understand def Leopard, Daredevil, Frank Miller. Frank Miller, Who's your favorite superhero of all time? That's a tough question. I would possibly Vision from the Avengers. Mm hm, possibly, Yeah, I'm going classic scary. You don't know anything about comic books or superheroes, so go ahead. Superman, right? Or Batman? Yeah? Actually I like spider Man. Like Spider Man the best. Spider Man's great, I would I would say Vision and Daredevil are two of my favorites. But a big fan of Captain America, the Avengers in general, and the Fantastic Four, and of course the X Men. Who does the love Wolverine? Come on? I mean, of course Wolverine's great. But I've already established this. I'm a Marvel guy. Yeah, well I read Superman and Batman, but I'm a Marvel guy. What about uh? What about Plastic Man? Was he real? Was that? It was that? Yeah? He was a real guy. He's retired now, you dumbass. No, in Arizona, no plastic Man. Was it was plastic Man like considered a monks. I mean the cartoon Plastic Man from the seventies or eighties, whenever one was it was plastics Was that voice it was plastic Man. It was baby Baby considered a real right, a real? Is he is he mentioned in the Conversation of superheroes? Or was he just like some kind of a parody plastic TV show? Yeah, he's you know, full of pfas plastic Man and forever chemicals. Plastic Man lives forever about brains. You know that the human they found plastics, microplastics in human brains. If you say so, as much as a credit card worth now questions, right, No, I don't. The plastic part of my brain doesn't care. There's also a plastasticistic man. Was a d C. It was a d a DC comics hero. Okay, he is a hot hero. Then he's a real Well he's yeah, I mean it wasn't like Superman. Not really. People America's favorite. No not, America's not part of the conversation. Okay, it's okay. By the way, there's also some microplastics in your seamen, just in case you didn't know. Oh, I'm sorry, I hope you were rinsed affterwards. Oh, David Brody with the funny, the sunny, the Sunday Funnies on a Wednesday. I mean, I I've been eating a lot of pineapples, so I'm surprised you were able to still tell that there were plastics in there. Jeez, word, just just letting you know what's going on in society. TikTok taught me that. I'll explain, well, my kids are plastic too. I guess ah, TikTok taught you that. Huh. Every morning we go on the way to work every morning. Okay, okay, I'm if I drive producer Sam and I bring a bottle of a plastic bottle of water with me, and she always looks at me and she goes scary. We got to get you off the water bottle kick, and we got to get you like like a Stanley or one of those who are thermous or some kind of a whatever competing metal a medical metal, metal, metal, metal pain, a metal water water bottle, whatever the one of the moment is. And I looked at her. I'm like, that's a lot of maintenance. That's a lot. Would you do you carry a water bottle around with you? Apparently kids do, like the young like these generations like uh like gen Z generations gen Z, gen Z, gen Alpha, they carry water bottles. Carry every woman under sixty walks around with a water bottle, most of them. Sorry if you guys slices, you don't. But I feel like I have a lot of women. I would leave it, leave it there, though, leave it, I forget it somewhere. No, that's why I don't. That's why I don't use water bottles. I don't know. I could be wrong. I played pickle ball Monday night with a woman who in instead on having her water bottle against the wall in the corner so she could walk over to it between points. That's fair. That's a bit much. It's not fair. You can go you can go a couple of points without getting water. Well, well, going to an event like that, or you're playing sports, go to the gym, bring a water bottle. But I'm talking about walking around in your everyday life people A lot more people are. You're just bringing permanent water bottles with them like these. You know, I had a water bottle in my car at most times, but it's not necessarily metal. I buy the sports bottles at Costco and I use those. Okay, I have metal water bottles, but you have to clean them out and I get a little bit of thirty and even plastic ones. Yeah, I buy a twenty four pack at Costco of the sports water bottles. That's not good. You're not supposed to good because I choose to and then I recycle the bottle. No, those are single use plastics. You're supposed to only use it once. It scary. In what part of what I said? Did I say I reuse them? You just said you reused them? No, I did not, I said I use them. I buy a twenty four pack of bottles, and I used bottle one, then bottle two. Sometimes they jump to bottle eight. Don't you don't put new water in bottle one slices? Do you want to answer him? Because I've already done okay, all right, all right, I'm just making sure that you don't. And if I did, I wouldn't tell you. I'd have these speeches about what you read online. What about watering cardboard boxes? How do you feel about those watering carda water in car cardboard box water in I thought I mean box water in box water. You're okay with that? Yeah, we've had it. We had it. When I worked on the Morning Show. We had a company that sent up like boxes of water. There was the official sponsor of NCL Cruises at one point. Whatever that water company was it water tastes different in a box. I think it depends on whose box. Yeah, David Brodie with the Sunday Funnies, this isn't Sunday on a Wednesday. On a Wednesday. See I set you up for that joke on purpose anyway. Yeah. Boxed wine, No, that's zinfandel, white zinfandel from a box. How about that? Did you drink neventeen ninety? Maybe maybe they still sell that. It's really cheap. Yeah, yeah, that's why they sell it. People who want a quick, cheap buzz will buy a box of whatever, get it, get a good buzz off of that. I don't judge people who buy boxed alcohol. No, I judge them if they're sleeping under an asp you know, an overpass, drinking out of it. But okay, I don't. I don't judge. I don't care. Okay. Hey, speaking of pickleball, I had a couple of unbelievable shots this past weekend. I had a ball that was hit over my head. It was a lob and running back. If you remember the Willie famous Willie Mays catch, the over the over the shoulder catch, So with my back to my my the other three people on the court. I hit a ball over my head behind me, perfect shot for a point. Then I had a ball. I was too close to the net and the ball. The ball scooted between my legs and I reached around and hit it between my legs for another shot. And then I got cocky and the ball was going to my left and I couldn't get the racket around in time. So I swung the racket around my back and hit the ball behind my back. Now that one didn't go over the net, but it was pretty damn close. So I'm getting Foncy's what I'm saying. Fun, I'm doing trick shots. Now you are okay? Yeah, I'd like to see you. I want to see you in action. You should come now. I want you to analyze this quote. So I was playing Monday Sunday and one woman came off the court. We were in the waiting area waiting to go on, and she says, ah, I gotta get warmed up. I sucked my first game. And the other woman says to her, that's okay. Everybody loses their first game. That's not that's impossible because half the people win it. That's correct, that's correct. Yeah, I bit my tongue for a change, and I didn't say anything. I just went to my phone and wrote it down. Yeah, half the people. Half the people have won their first game. But the only way that's not possible. The only way that's possible is if the people you're playing all played a different game and then they played you as their second game and they beat you. Right, But it's impossible for everyone to lose their first game because right then, well yeah, I see where you're going with this. I think, unless you're playing somebody who's playing the second game. But we all started at the same time, right, that's really my point, everyone losing. So it was a nice way of saying you suck. You should warm up more. Somebody won the first game. And by the way, I told you that, they instituted a three winning you have to get off the court rule. Yes, I won three times in a row, twice this weekend, so you had to get twice on Sunday. I had to get up the court. So they made it. And then what happens is when you when you lose or you win, two people have to leave, right, the two losers, the people who lost the game leave so there's an a waiting area of people waiting to come on. So usually we need two, meaning the game's over, two people are leaving. We need two new players who are waiting to come on. But when you yell we need three because I have to get off the court, They're like, oh, what do you need three? Well, you know the rules. If I need three, that means one of us, who just one, has to get off. They go, oh, are you are you humble bragging that you want three in a row. No, I have to say I have to leave. So I get these looks like, oh, he's bragging you want three in a row. I have no choice. I have to say we need three people. Yeah. I don't say, hey I want three in a row. We need I'm like, hey, we need three. Oh I guess you want three in a row. Yeah, but I'm being honest about it. There's no way to win. Even when you win, there's no way to win. No, of course not. So you're happy with the David Brody Amendment where they because I feel like they did that because of you. No, no, no, win three and get off. They did it. They did it because of pickleball. Hustler. I told you about all day on the scholl Hut, and by the way, I've beaten him twice. Now do you think I could take you in a match? No, you're too good. I mean you haven't play. I don't play right. So how would you beat me? I'm a beginner. My legs and arms toped. Okay, so I have a pickle ball court by my house. How how would we play? We play on the same team and I would be the handicap or something. You'd be a big one. I'd be the great equalizer for whoever we play. Yeah, you have to know the rules first. You also have to have a paddle and know how to play. I got a paddle. I got a Brooklyn Boys paddle pickleball paddle. Yes, I do as well. Is that a good paddle or no? Well, we got demos. I don't know which one he would use if you ordered one, but we got like we got like demos in case we wanted to manufacture them. No, I would not say the demos we got are considered quality pickleball paddles.

Scary.

Scary.

Yeah, you can't just get on the court and play. Yeah, I know how to play right now? The pick right now. Our listeners to pickleball players are like scratching your eyes out. I've played not well, well you haven't, did I have? When I went to Okay, I was down at the Seagate Hotel in Delray Beach three years ago when pickleball was really coming up. You know, it was really on the come up, and it was just a big sport that was played in Florida and it was just spreading to the northeast. I played till it started in the Northwest. So wherever it started, Florida picked it up quicker because the weather's better and there are older people down there that are retiring from Tenkeball is not a sport for old people. Sport old people can play, yes, but it is not a sport for old people. But it is definitely a sport that older people definitely adapt to adopt in their later years when they can't play tennis anymore. No, they still play tennis. No, my father and my father in law is eighty eighty. He's gonna be eighty eight years old. He plays tennis every day. That's got to be weird and he has to recalibrate because it's a different game altogether. It must it can't. I said, he plays tennis, yeah, tennis. Well, well tennis, what's he recalibrate? But they said, oh, people don't play tennis. No, but does he play pickleball as well or just tennis? No, because he plays tennis. But lots of people I played with play tennis, and I played well, lots of people that are in their thirties and forties and twenty there's plenty of twenty year olds playing.

Yeah, you can't just get on the court and play. Yeah, I know how to play right now? The pick right now. Our listeners to pickleball players are like scratching your eyes out. I've played not well, well you haven't, did I have? When I went to Okay, I was down at the Seagate Hotel in Delray Beach three years ago when pickleball was really coming up. You know, it was really on the come up, and it was just a big sport that was played in Florida and it was just spreading to the northeast. I played till it started in the Northwest. So wherever it started, Florida picked it up quicker because the weather's better and there are older people down there that are retiring from Tenkeball is not a sport for old people. Sport old people can play, yes, but it is not a sport for old people. But it is definitely a sport that older people definitely adapt to adopt in their later years when they can't play tennis anymore. No, they still play tennis. No, my father and my father in law is eighty eighty. He's gonna be eighty eight years old. He plays tennis every day. That's got to be weird and he has to recalibrate because it's a different game altogether. It must it can't. I said, he plays tennis, yeah, tennis. Well, well tennis, what's he recalibrate? But they said, oh, people don't play tennis. No, but does he play pickleball as well or just tennis? No, because he plays tennis. But lots of people I played with play tennis, and I played well, lots of people that are in their thirties and forties and twenty there's plenty of twenty year olds playing.

No.

No.

I know that now. I know that. Yeah, but I'm saying, but when it started it started, I don't. I don't know. Older people started first, and now everybody plays. I don't think that's the case. And anyway, scary you didn't play pick a ball? You still on a pick a ball court and try to hit the ball. I did, okay, I I had a couple of volleys going. I mean I wasn't the greatest. Oh you were it because I was thinking, I bet you were the greatest. You're a piece of shit. You really are, you really are, Brody, You didn't hit this the jingle for commercial at that point, Usually you'd like, oh you brought You're a piece of shit. You hit the jingle. No, No, I'll let you. I'll let you get again. Rip one. I've seen you. No, No, let's be honest, I've seen you play sports. And pick a ball for someone who doesn't play any sports is not You're not just gonna go and start beating people. I play all. I play a lot of sports. So for me getting on the court and playing a new sport that's similar to other sports, I picked it up very quickly. You don't play tennis, you don't play ping pong, you don't play paddle tennis, you don't play racket at all. No, so getting on a on a pick a ball court for someone like you is probably not going to be a smooth transition. It probably will not. But but I feel like I can get an insult. I could volley, I could do something I can. I can go get the ball. You don't have any faith in me. I don't sport. What's the last sport you played in? When? Was it? Maybe softball? Back in college? Oh? Oh, and as long as it's been since you're in college more than more than four years. No, you played softball on the on the on the on the work team, Yeah, the work play charity softball. Yes, I did, I did. I've seen you play sports. Well that was ten years ago with the Brooklyn Cyclones. Yeah, no, I haven't did it recently. Yeah, we did the Autism Speak Celebrity Softball game, that's correct, and then we did the Brooklyn the Brooklyn Cyclone Celebrity softball game also like eight ten years did that was probably the last time I played, right, I haven't like taken a shot in basketball. I haven't haven't dribbled the ball. I haven't done that. I haven't done. How good would scary be getting on a pickleball court having not played any sport in ten years? Scale of one to ten. Leave us a talk back, it's the podcast. All right, Brody against my better judgment? You have better judgment. I went out with Nate from The Big Show Elsterman Show on Saturday Night. Now, I say that because Nate has a tendency to drink a lot and then sometimes get us thrown out of places, as we did at the Jane Hotel that one time when we were away. He claims we were asked to leave, and he's always you know, said, hey mean, I wouldn't mind it, you know, if ever I got into a fight at a bar, and you know me that's not me. I'm like, I'm a lover, not a fighter. Yeah. Well, we were having an amazing dinner. It was me and him and a buddy of his that he knows from growing up, and we had an awesome dinner in the village and then we went over to the Highlight Room, which is this rooftop place in the city. It was covered, of course, and the bar was covered or your meal was covered. No, the bar was covered. It was like, I don't want people to think rooftop bar, what are you doing in the middle of March. So it had a clarify. Anyway, we were feeling good. We had a couple of drinks in us. We were the music was on point. They were doing your hand on his thigh, They were putting some they were doing some throwbacks like throwback hip hop and great dance music from the two thousands and whatever. Anyway, you know like Nicki Minaj, they played Nicki Minaj. You know I grew up from your childhood childhood. Yeah, so do you know when you go to a bar. And I don't know if people, if the slices can think about it this way, but when you go into a bar, sometimes under the bar there were these little hooks for purses jackets that you could put under the bar. It's basically under the ledge of the bar where you you know, and now there's no seats at your feet, by your knees, right by the knees if you're sitting on a stool, Now there are no stools. They take them away because it's prime time on a Friday night, Saturday night, whatever. So we put our coach down and this is, dude, this is straight out of like no, straight out of a curb or your enthusiasm episode, because you will relate very shortly if you don't already. So we're standing in front of the bar. We get a space to bar, and then right below it there are these hooks. So the three of us put our jacket on them, were sharing a hook and as we you know, we order and we drink. What happens brody as the place gets a little bit more crowded, you start to drift a little right from that area. Sure, and as a courtesy, these three women walk up. They need a place to they need they want to go and get a drink at the bar. So they're like, hey, we get in here, and then you know, we move aside for them. Now we're pushed a good four feet away from our coats because we're like, ah, you know what, this space is empty here. You guys go stand over there and you go or do you drink?

I know that now. I know that. Yeah, but I'm saying, but when it started it started, I don't. I don't know. Older people started first, and now everybody plays. I don't think that's the case. And anyway, scary you didn't play pick a ball? You still on a pick a ball court and try to hit the ball. I did, okay, I I had a couple of volleys going. I mean I wasn't the greatest. Oh you were it because I was thinking, I bet you were the greatest. You're a piece of shit. You really are, you really are, Brody, You didn't hit this the jingle for commercial at that point, Usually you'd like, oh you brought You're a piece of shit. You hit the jingle. No, No, I'll let you. I'll let you get again. Rip one. I've seen you. No, No, let's be honest, I've seen you play sports. And pick a ball for someone who doesn't play any sports is not You're not just gonna go and start beating people. I play all. I play a lot of sports. So for me getting on the court and playing a new sport that's similar to other sports, I picked it up very quickly. You don't play tennis, you don't play ping pong, you don't play paddle tennis, you don't play racket at all. No, so getting on a on a pick a ball court for someone like you is probably not going to be a smooth transition. It probably will not. But but I feel like I can get an insult. I could volley, I could do something I can. I can go get the ball. You don't have any faith in me. I don't sport. What's the last sport you played in? When? Was it? Maybe softball? Back in college? Oh? Oh, and as long as it's been since you're in college more than more than four years. No, you played softball on the on the on the on the work team, Yeah, the work play charity softball. Yes, I did, I did. I've seen you play sports. Well that was ten years ago with the Brooklyn Cyclones. Yeah, no, I haven't did it recently. Yeah, we did the Autism Speak Celebrity Softball game, that's correct, and then we did the Brooklyn the Brooklyn Cyclone Celebrity softball game also like eight ten years did that was probably the last time I played, right, I haven't like taken a shot in basketball. I haven't haven't dribbled the ball. I haven't done that. I haven't done. How good would scary be getting on a pickleball court having not played any sport in ten years? Scale of one to ten. Leave us a talk back, it's the podcast. All right, Brody against my better judgment? You have better judgment. I went out with Nate from The Big Show Elsterman Show on Saturday Night. Now, I say that because Nate has a tendency to drink a lot and then sometimes get us thrown out of places, as we did at the Jane Hotel that one time when we were away. He claims we were asked to leave, and he's always you know, said, hey mean, I wouldn't mind it, you know, if ever I got into a fight at a bar, and you know me that's not me. I'm like, I'm a lover, not a fighter. Yeah. Well, we were having an amazing dinner. It was me and him and a buddy of his that he knows from growing up, and we had an awesome dinner in the village and then we went over to the Highlight Room, which is this rooftop place in the city. It was covered, of course, and the bar was covered or your meal was covered. No, the bar was covered. It was like, I don't want people to think rooftop bar, what are you doing in the middle of March. So it had a clarify. Anyway, we were feeling good. We had a couple of drinks in us. We were the music was on point. They were doing your hand on his thigh, They were putting some they were doing some throwbacks like throwback hip hop and great dance music from the two thousands and whatever. Anyway, you know like Nicki Minaj, they played Nicki Minaj. You know I grew up from your childhood childhood. Yeah, so do you know when you go to a bar. And I don't know if people, if the slices can think about it this way, but when you go into a bar, sometimes under the bar there were these little hooks for purses jackets that you could put under the bar. It's basically under the ledge of the bar where you you know, and now there's no seats at your feet, by your knees, right by the knees if you're sitting on a stool, Now there are no stools. They take them away because it's prime time on a Friday night, Saturday night, whatever. So we put our coach down and this is, dude, this is straight out of like no, straight out of a curb or your enthusiasm episode, because you will relate very shortly if you don't already. So we're standing in front of the bar. We get a space to bar, and then right below it there are these hooks. So the three of us put our jacket on them, were sharing a hook and as we you know, we order and we drink. What happens brody as the place gets a little bit more crowded, you start to drift a little right from that area. Sure, and as a courtesy, these three women walk up. They need a place to they need they want to go and get a drink at the bar. So they're like, hey, we get in here, and then you know, we move aside for them. Now we're pushed a good four feet away from our coats because we're like, ah, you know what, this space is empty here. You guys go stand over there and you go or do you drink?

Right?

Right?

And the girl comes up to Nate and goes, whose coats are these? Are these your coats? So then Nate was like, yeah, these are our coats and she goes very very belligerent, says, oh, okay, well we're here now you're gonna move those right, So then that starts that begat the Great bar coat hook standoff. So Nate goes right back over to the area by the coats and says, no, no, no, no, we were here first, we put our coach down, we ordered drinks, we let you into our space, and she goes, yeah, but now you're you're standing over there, so this is our we're standing here now we want to put our coats down, and they was like, the fuck you are find an empty hook. So Brody, I thought punches were gonna be thrown. I started doing the scary uh tap dance like I'm out of here. Yeah, get out of that right right, because three women, angry women who were probably from don't want to say Staten Island. That type of ads. He were to no, no offense to Staten Island. They were like going at him. So he wait, I thought you were going to say they took the coach off the hooks and drop him on the floor. They were about so so, so Nate guards the coach in the area by the bar, puts us back to the bar and folds his arms and with the shit eating grin on his face, it was like m M, yep right, and she starts getting loud. You what kind of guys are you? That's you. Guys are supposed to be gentlemen. You're not a gentleman. You're you're a piece of shit. And then the two of them start going at it, and they were getting loud, and I really thought this woman was gonna hit him, until funny, did you guys give up that space so they could stand there? We gave up the space so they can get in and get some drinks. But fuck you, these are our hooks. So they neither wanted the space and the hooks. Yes, but that they didn't have got their drinks. You should have taken your space back. They were just they felt justified. No because now we found another open space, another area there were no hooks. There were no hooks in that, and all the hooks were already taken. So she expected that because because we moved five feet away from our coats, that just because our coats were over there, and now they're standing over the area where our coats are, where they're gonna plant their asses, that that all of a sudden they get to use the coat hooks and then we have to take our coats off and hold our coats. No, you gave them the spot to stand right, there's no commit Are there stools? No, this is not even a question. No, they don't get the hooks too. They don't get the hooks. Who the fuck did they think they? How did it end? How did it end?

And the girl comes up to Nate and goes, whose coats are these? Are these your coats? So then Nate was like, yeah, these are our coats and she goes very very belligerent, says, oh, okay, well we're here now you're gonna move those right, So then that starts that begat the Great bar coat hook standoff. So Nate goes right back over to the area by the coats and says, no, no, no, no, we were here first, we put our coach down, we ordered drinks, we let you into our space, and she goes, yeah, but now you're you're standing over there, so this is our we're standing here now we want to put our coats down, and they was like, the fuck you are find an empty hook. So Brody, I thought punches were gonna be thrown. I started doing the scary uh tap dance like I'm out of here. Yeah, get out of that right right, because three women, angry women who were probably from don't want to say Staten Island. That type of ads. He were to no, no offense to Staten Island. They were like going at him. So he wait, I thought you were going to say they took the coach off the hooks and drop him on the floor. They were about so so, so Nate guards the coach in the area by the bar, puts us back to the bar and folds his arms and with the shit eating grin on his face, it was like m M, yep right, and she starts getting loud. You what kind of guys are you? That's you. Guys are supposed to be gentlemen. You're not a gentleman. You're you're a piece of shit. And then the two of them start going at it, and they were getting loud, and I really thought this woman was gonna hit him, until funny, did you guys give up that space so they could stand there? We gave up the space so they can get in and get some drinks. But fuck you, these are our hooks. So they neither wanted the space and the hooks. Yes, but that they didn't have got their drinks. You should have taken your space back. They were just they felt justified. No because now we found another open space, another area there were no hooks. There were no hooks in that, and all the hooks were already taken. So she expected that because because we moved five feet away from our coats, that just because our coats were over there, and now they're standing over the area where our coats are, where they're gonna plant their asses, that that all of a sudden they get to use the coat hooks and then we have to take our coats off and hold our coats. No, you gave them the spot to stand right, there's no commit Are there stools? No, this is not even a question. No, they don't get the hooks too. They don't get the hooks. Who the fuck did they think they? How did it end? How did it end?

Oh?

Oh?

It got with the girl getting into Nate's face and Nate's boy Jason jumping in between them to kind of like separate them. This girl was gonna smack him or hit him or throw a hook and I'm like, I don't, we don't need this. First of all, it was my contact that got us in the bar. Okay, of course he had a contact. Of course, if we hadn't had your contact, make sure you went. He went over to them and said, these guys are with me. There's nine flights down. We came up and elevated. We were on a roof. But either way, I'm like, I don't need this looking badly on me. I don't need bouncers to escort us out. And then my boy sees it the guy we're being deposited into the street, and then mys like two girls had two guys somewhere at that rooftop ball who showed up like two minutes later. Nate would have had his bar fight that he wanted. Hey, were these two girls in the bar by any chance carrying an upside down Captain America popcorn bucket? No, they were not. Why why do you ask? Okay, because the people that one was pregnant from the movie Theater from the movie Theater spot, I see that was that was That's what it sounds like. That's a callback, right, So yeah, so fuck that. I'm sorry, I'm getting all crazy, but no, you should listen. I have I have two bar coach stories for you. Coincidentally, no way, so yes, I do so.

It got with the girl getting into Nate's face and Nate's boy Jason jumping in between them to kind of like separate them. This girl was gonna smack him or hit him or throw a hook and I'm like, I don't, we don't need this. First of all, it was my contact that got us in the bar. Okay, of course he had a contact. Of course, if we hadn't had your contact, make sure you went. He went over to them and said, these guys are with me. There's nine flights down. We came up and elevated. We were on a roof. But either way, I'm like, I don't need this looking badly on me. I don't need bouncers to escort us out. And then my boy sees it the guy we're being deposited into the street, and then mys like two girls had two guys somewhere at that rooftop ball who showed up like two minutes later. Nate would have had his bar fight that he wanted. Hey, were these two girls in the bar by any chance carrying an upside down Captain America popcorn bucket? No, they were not. Why why do you ask? Okay, because the people that one was pregnant from the movie Theater from the movie Theater spot, I see that was that was That's what it sounds like. That's a callback, right, So yeah, so fuck that. I'm sorry, I'm getting all crazy, but no, you should listen. I have I have two bar coach stories for you. Coincidentally, no way, so yes, I do so.

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End of the story is, uh, we didn't give up the coach. They stood, We stood out ground and they backed off. All right, good, very good. So, uh, two fridays in a row, I went out with my friend to go watch UH sports on on on TV at the at the restaurant bar that we like. So we went on Friday night, uh two weeks ago maybe I think the Knicks were playing something like that, and my waiters, my bartender was George, and I ordered what I always order, but I don't normally sit at the bar. It was really crowded, so we were like, let's sit a tomorrow watch the game. So I ordered what I normally order, and I ordered without horseradish, sauce, without pickles, with extra with Russian dressing on the right the way I like it. Right, the sandwich, I like the way I like it. Give me a cheese with nothing, nothing, nothing anyway. I want to talk more about this experience, but I want to stick to the coat story. So we're sitting there watching the game, and you know, my order comes out perfectly, perfectly with the five modifications I wanted. Is exactly what. Everything's great, no problem with the George is fantastic. He's getting me drinks, you know, so it is whatever whatever, okay. So at this point, it's still cold in the area, so everyone has their coats. Now they have high backed stools at this restaurant, so my coat is on the back of my stool. Okay, okay. George comes over and he goes, hey, guys, I got a guy on the phone says his coat was stolen when he was here. Anybody see a coat get stolen. So everyone at the bar is looking around, and it's like, I didn't see aybody steal a coat. How would I know they stole a coat. If I see somebody grabbing a coat, I assume it's their coat. By the way, if you're listening in South Florida, you relate to none of this. You don't have to. When it's seventy degrees. They put a coat on. So everyone's looking around like it's like, I didn't see anybody steal a coat. So the guy goes, well, look around, look on the floor, see if there's a coat. It's a black coat with a with a whatever he describes the coat. So I look down and I see a coat on the floor between my chair and the one next to me that you know, resembles the coat he's describing. I go, I don't know is this the coat? He goes, Yeah, he goes idiots says his coat was stolen. So here's my question. If you're at a bar and it's cold outside and you leave the bar without your coat, and then you call the bar and say my coat was stolen, how did you not notice you didn't have your coat when you went outside in the cold and you had to wait till you got home to call when you have a phone in your car, and then you call and say my coat was stolen, as opposed to saying, oh, I think I left my coat there. Now, it's one thing if you're at the bar was completely hammered and didn't know what the fuck was and how did they get I don't know how drunk, but anyway, Yeah, My point is, if you're at the bar and you go up to the bartender and you can't find your coat, you can go I think my coat was stolen. But if you leave the bar without your coat in the cold weather and it was like forty degrees that night, how are you gonna go home and be like, oh, I think my coat was stolen. No, you're a fucking idiot, or you're an alcoholic, you drunk off your ass. Yeah, his coat was stolen. It was on the floor, the fucking idiot. Hi. So the next Friday night, another coat. Sorry, yes, I love it. We go back to the same place. We're like, you know, we had a eight time. George was great, they got my order, right, Let's go back there watch the game again on Friday night. So we need two spots at the bar, and there's an empty seat and then to the right of the empty seat is a coat. Is a chair full of coats, and a couple of girls next to them to the right of that right, and it's like fur coats. They're clearly women's, like fluffy, furry looking coats. So my buddy's like, well, let's just get just sit here. So I said, excuse me, can we get the seat because now I'm using it. So I said, you're using it for your coats. Yeah, I said, yeah, but you can put the coats in the back of your seat. Now they keep falling off. Okay, but the seat's not for you. The seat's not for your for your coats. Well, we got here early. You should have gotten here earlier. So now wait a second. This is now seats are not for coats. For seats are for right down. Here's where it pays off that I'm now a regular because I've been there two fridays in a row. I see my waiter George, who, by the way, who got my order right the last time, and I gave him a very nice tip. I said, hey, excuse me, George, can you settle a bet? Hold on, what's what? Write this down? What's the day, what's the day time of it? I always give a nice tip. So he says, hey, how's it going. I said, good, good to go. I settle a bet for me if you get here first. Can you use the chair for your coats? He says absolutely not. I said, great, please move your coats. Ah, She's like, this is mumbling on the curson under her breath. She moved the coats, so we sit down. Does this place have a coat check?

End of the story is, uh, we didn't give up the coach. They stood, We stood out ground and they backed off. All right, good, very good. So, uh, two fridays in a row, I went out with my friend to go watch UH sports on on on TV at the at the restaurant bar that we like. So we went on Friday night, uh two weeks ago maybe I think the Knicks were playing something like that, and my waiters, my bartender was George, and I ordered what I always order, but I don't normally sit at the bar. It was really crowded, so we were like, let's sit a tomorrow watch the game. So I ordered what I normally order, and I ordered without horseradish, sauce, without pickles, with extra with Russian dressing on the right the way I like it. Right, the sandwich, I like the way I like it. Give me a cheese with nothing, nothing, nothing anyway. I want to talk more about this experience, but I want to stick to the coat story. So we're sitting there watching the game, and you know, my order comes out perfectly, perfectly with the five modifications I wanted. Is exactly what. Everything's great, no problem with the George is fantastic. He's getting me drinks, you know, so it is whatever whatever, okay. So at this point, it's still cold in the area, so everyone has their coats. Now they have high backed stools at this restaurant, so my coat is on the back of my stool. Okay, okay. George comes over and he goes, hey, guys, I got a guy on the phone says his coat was stolen when he was here. Anybody see a coat get stolen. So everyone at the bar is looking around, and it's like, I didn't see aybody steal a coat. How would I know they stole a coat. If I see somebody grabbing a coat, I assume it's their coat. By the way, if you're listening in South Florida, you relate to none of this. You don't have to. When it's seventy degrees. They put a coat on. So everyone's looking around like it's like, I didn't see anybody steal a coat. So the guy goes, well, look around, look on the floor, see if there's a coat. It's a black coat with a with a whatever he describes the coat. So I look down and I see a coat on the floor between my chair and the one next to me that you know, resembles the coat he's describing. I go, I don't know is this the coat? He goes, Yeah, he goes idiots says his coat was stolen. So here's my question. If you're at a bar and it's cold outside and you leave the bar without your coat, and then you call the bar and say my coat was stolen, how did you not notice you didn't have your coat when you went outside in the cold and you had to wait till you got home to call when you have a phone in your car, and then you call and say my coat was stolen, as opposed to saying, oh, I think I left my coat there. Now, it's one thing if you're at the bar was completely hammered and didn't know what the fuck was and how did they get I don't know how drunk, but anyway, Yeah, My point is, if you're at the bar and you go up to the bartender and you can't find your coat, you can go I think my coat was stolen. But if you leave the bar without your coat in the cold weather and it was like forty degrees that night, how are you gonna go home and be like, oh, I think my coat was stolen. No, you're a fucking idiot, or you're an alcoholic, you drunk off your ass. Yeah, his coat was stolen. It was on the floor, the fucking idiot. Hi. So the next Friday night, another coat. Sorry, yes, I love it. We go back to the same place. We're like, you know, we had a eight time. George was great, they got my order, right, Let's go back there watch the game again on Friday night. So we need two spots at the bar, and there's an empty seat and then to the right of the empty seat is a coat. Is a chair full of coats, and a couple of girls next to them to the right of that right, and it's like fur coats. They're clearly women's, like fluffy, furry looking coats. So my buddy's like, well, let's just get just sit here. So I said, excuse me, can we get the seat because now I'm using it. So I said, you're using it for your coats. Yeah, I said, yeah, but you can put the coats in the back of your seat. Now they keep falling off. Okay, but the seat's not for you. The seat's not for your for your coats. Well, we got here early. You should have gotten here earlier. So now wait a second. This is now seats are not for coats. For seats are for right down. Here's where it pays off that I'm now a regular because I've been there two fridays in a row. I see my waiter George, who, by the way, who got my order right the last time, and I gave him a very nice tip. I said, hey, excuse me, George, can you settle a bet? Hold on, what's what? Write this down? What's the day, what's the day time of it? I always give a nice tip. So he says, hey, how's it going. I said, good, good to go. I settle a bet for me if you get here first. Can you use the chair for your coats? He says absolutely not. I said, great, please move your coats. Ah, She's like, this is mumbling on the curson under her breath. She moved the coats, so we sit down. Does this place have a coat check?

No?

No?

Okay, even more of a reason that you were right, But okay, no. I did I mention the co check with the guy who said his coat was stolen.

Okay, even more of a reason that you were right, But okay, no. I did I mention the co check with the guy who said his coat was stolen.

No.

No.

No, it's not a coach check place. It's a put your chair in the back of your stool and it does himself back anyway when I sit down to order. So that's the coach story was this bitch thing. She can keep the coach, the coach on her chair or extra chair. So I sit down and George says to me, so you're having the same thing. I said, you remember, He goes, Yeah, last week you ordered a you had to seize the salad to start. You had a French dip sandwich, no horse riders dressing, Russian dressing on the side, no pickles on the plates, and instead of French fries, you wanted to potatoes skin no skyon. Wow. I'm like, dude, it's only I was only hit last week. That's crazy. He must have a photograph, but he says, it was a unique order. You were very nice. We had a nice conversation. I remembered it. He said, anytime you come in, I got you. Bro Oh my god, you might have You might have met the perfect waiter in David Brodie world. I'm in heaven. Is this like, are we in the Sims right now? Is this even real life? Yeah? That's crazy. I'm not going I'm not going back this week, but next time I go. He's like, he's got my orders ready to go. Agreed? Is that, ladies, Jam Bartley has met his match. Finally, somebody who got it. I doesn't have to ask, probably didn't write it down and remembered it, and we'll remember it forever more. I guess you're going every weekend to this place. Well I told him, I said, you're not going to see me this weekend. But uh, very excited. But yeah, Coats, Coats of the bane of our existence is what I'm saying. All right now, Scary, you told me you want to have another guest on the show. Yeah, I do you? Are you okay with that? Or do you want you want to say yes, no, no, listen, if you've got something right now, let's do that and then and then we could always could always go go to that person. I want to have Gandhi from from the Big Show on because oh, okay, I want to I want to That's funny, you say Gandhi because I have a funny story. I would like Gandhi on the air for I'd like Gandi on. Can you get her on the phone. We could do it right now, or we could save it for the next break. Whatever you want to do, you want you want to do something else? This is our third break, right, yeah? But yeah, we could do three or four, three or four? Do you know? Let me if you know what let's do. Let me let me. I'll save I'll save the story that I want her for. Okay, until she's on the phone. Let me read a couple of things off my phone that I've been saving. Here on a second, Okay, yep, this person posted. Not a friend of mine, but I was one of the groups I'm in. I can't believe my kid. I just said O contrare mo frey, and my twenty three year old had no clue what I meant. So everybody wrote, that's because it's all contre montfrere. No wonder she didn't know what you were talking about. Well, even at even the three year old will not understand that either. But twenty three year old, twenty three year old, okay, gotcha. Twenty three year old wrote, he wrote O h C O N t r A r E M O f r A I r oh contrere mo frere. And you know he didn't say it with a French accent. Now you know it's weird about that. I know that phrase really well, oh contre monfrere, but I don't know what that even means? What does it mean? On the contrary my friend, Oh core Montfrere right, okay, okay, wonder how that became popular. I don't know. Probably from a movie. Anyway. I was on a page of a guy talking about Italian food. They were like, oh, everyone has an uncle like this, and his uncle was Italian. So this guy writes, speak English, you're in America, and he writes it you yo, you are, You're in America. So I wrote back. So I wrote back, you too, buddy, It's you Aposta ra So I love to speak America. People speak English. People. What did they write back? I'd love to know. No, they didn't write anything back. Shout out to Aaron Kaplan. We were asking he's Cappy Cap on Instagram. We were asking people where they listened to our podcast, and he said he showed us a picture. Because I'm assuming he's in the Navy or has connections. He was in the crow's nest of an aircraft carrier in the middle of the North Pacific. Oh my god. He sent a picture of him holding all the planes out on the deck. Hold on, I'll have to zoom in. You see that. Oh yes, okay, right, the flight deck. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah, this person in my chicken palm group that I'm part of on Facebook. Were you part of a chicken parm group? Yeah, yeah, it's a chicken it's for Jersey chicken palm people if you want to. People post pictures where they had their favorite chicken palm to get for everything. Really, this is excellent chicken palm at low And they wrote local period Little Silver, New Jersey. So everybody wrote, well, where's the location in in in in in in Little Silver, New Jersey? And uh They're like, yeah, little Silver, what restaurant? And someone wrote local and they were, yeah, what's the locale? What restaurant? The name of the restaurant is local, So it fucked everybody up. Yeah, what's the local? Well I thought you would say the local is in local calorie, but okay, no, no, okay, it's a high colnary. I sold I sold something on Facebook to a guy. Okay, no, you don't say I did. Yep, but it it was Facebook. You were, yeah, it was a piece of furniture. I sold something that was that we didn't use anymore and I didn't need it, and I was like, oh, I'm gonna sell it. So the way my the way my townhouse is located. It's easier for me, and where the piece was located the it was closer to the door that's in the back side of the townhouse, which is actually the front door. If you pull up on the street, you're where the garage is. It's the back door. So I said, when you get there, and I give him the address. I said, come, I give him the address of where I want him to go. Come to this street. Okay, we'll call it side Street because I'm on the corner of the community and park across from number let's say number one, Okay, on the left side of the street. Okay, yep. So again I said, when you get here, go to side Street and park on the left side of the street across from number one. Okay, okay, all right. So I see him out the window. He pulls up and he says, I'm here. So I messaged him and I said, you know on a Facebook messenger you're on the right side of the street. I need you to be on the left side of the street. He rights back, Okay, I'll be right there. Please pull your car over to the left side of the street. Yep, I got it. And he gets out of his car. So I yet out the window. Hey man, I asked you three times to pull over to the left side of the street. Do you not know which is the left side? I mean, I'm on this side. You really want to the correct side? Is the left side? I said? You really? Right? Do you really want to carry it across the street?

No, it's not a coach check place. It's a put your chair in the back of your stool and it does himself back anyway when I sit down to order. So that's the coach story was this bitch thing. She can keep the coach, the coach on her chair or extra chair. So I sit down and George says to me, so you're having the same thing. I said, you remember, He goes, Yeah, last week you ordered a you had to seize the salad to start. You had a French dip sandwich, no horse riders dressing, Russian dressing on the side, no pickles on the plates, and instead of French fries, you wanted to potatoes skin no skyon. Wow. I'm like, dude, it's only I was only hit last week. That's crazy. He must have a photograph, but he says, it was a unique order. You were very nice. We had a nice conversation. I remembered it. He said, anytime you come in, I got you. Bro Oh my god, you might have You might have met the perfect waiter in David Brodie world. I'm in heaven. Is this like, are we in the Sims right now? Is this even real life? Yeah? That's crazy. I'm not going I'm not going back this week, but next time I go. He's like, he's got my orders ready to go. Agreed? Is that, ladies, Jam Bartley has met his match. Finally, somebody who got it. I doesn't have to ask, probably didn't write it down and remembered it, and we'll remember it forever more. I guess you're going every weekend to this place. Well I told him, I said, you're not going to see me this weekend. But uh, very excited. But yeah, Coats, Coats of the bane of our existence is what I'm saying. All right now, Scary, you told me you want to have another guest on the show. Yeah, I do you? Are you okay with that? Or do you want you want to say yes, no, no, listen, if you've got something right now, let's do that and then and then we could always could always go go to that person. I want to have Gandhi from from the Big Show on because oh, okay, I want to I want to That's funny, you say Gandhi because I have a funny story. I would like Gandhi on the air for I'd like Gandi on. Can you get her on the phone. We could do it right now, or we could save it for the next break. Whatever you want to do, you want you want to do something else? This is our third break, right, yeah? But yeah, we could do three or four, three or four? Do you know? Let me if you know what let's do. Let me let me. I'll save I'll save the story that I want her for. Okay, until she's on the phone. Let me read a couple of things off my phone that I've been saving. Here on a second, Okay, yep, this person posted. Not a friend of mine, but I was one of the groups I'm in. I can't believe my kid. I just said O contrare mo frey, and my twenty three year old had no clue what I meant. So everybody wrote, that's because it's all contre montfrere. No wonder she didn't know what you were talking about. Well, even at even the three year old will not understand that either. But twenty three year old, twenty three year old, okay, gotcha. Twenty three year old wrote, he wrote O h C O N t r A r E M O f r A I r oh contrere mo frere. And you know he didn't say it with a French accent. Now you know it's weird about that. I know that phrase really well, oh contre monfrere, but I don't know what that even means? What does it mean? On the contrary my friend, Oh core Montfrere right, okay, okay, wonder how that became popular. I don't know. Probably from a movie. Anyway. I was on a page of a guy talking about Italian food. They were like, oh, everyone has an uncle like this, and his uncle was Italian. So this guy writes, speak English, you're in America, and he writes it you yo, you are, You're in America. So I wrote back. So I wrote back, you too, buddy, It's you Aposta ra So I love to speak America. People speak English. People. What did they write back? I'd love to know. No, they didn't write anything back. Shout out to Aaron Kaplan. We were asking he's Cappy Cap on Instagram. We were asking people where they listened to our podcast, and he said he showed us a picture. Because I'm assuming he's in the Navy or has connections. He was in the crow's nest of an aircraft carrier in the middle of the North Pacific. Oh my god. He sent a picture of him holding all the planes out on the deck. Hold on, I'll have to zoom in. You see that. Oh yes, okay, right, the flight deck. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah, this person in my chicken palm group that I'm part of on Facebook. Were you part of a chicken parm group? Yeah, yeah, it's a chicken it's for Jersey chicken palm people if you want to. People post pictures where they had their favorite chicken palm to get for everything. Really, this is excellent chicken palm at low And they wrote local period Little Silver, New Jersey. So everybody wrote, well, where's the location in in in in in in Little Silver, New Jersey? And uh They're like, yeah, little Silver, what restaurant? And someone wrote local and they were, yeah, what's the locale? What restaurant? The name of the restaurant is local, So it fucked everybody up. Yeah, what's the local? Well I thought you would say the local is in local calorie, but okay, no, no, okay, it's a high colnary. I sold I sold something on Facebook to a guy. Okay, no, you don't say I did. Yep, but it it was Facebook. You were, yeah, it was a piece of furniture. I sold something that was that we didn't use anymore and I didn't need it, and I was like, oh, I'm gonna sell it. So the way my the way my townhouse is located. It's easier for me, and where the piece was located the it was closer to the door that's in the back side of the townhouse, which is actually the front door. If you pull up on the street, you're where the garage is. It's the back door. So I said, when you get there, and I give him the address. I said, come, I give him the address of where I want him to go. Come to this street. Okay, we'll call it side Street because I'm on the corner of the community and park across from number let's say number one, Okay, on the left side of the street. Okay, yep. So again I said, when you get here, go to side Street and park on the left side of the street across from number one. Okay, okay, all right. So I see him out the window. He pulls up and he says, I'm here. So I messaged him and I said, you know on a Facebook messenger you're on the right side of the street. I need you to be on the left side of the street. He rights back, Okay, I'll be right there. Please pull your car over to the left side of the street. Yep, I got it. And he gets out of his car. So I yet out the window. Hey man, I asked you three times to pull over to the left side of the street. Do you not know which is the left side? I mean, I'm on this side. You really want to the correct side? Is the left side? I said? You really? Right? Do you really want to carry it across the street?

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How many fucking times do you need to tell someone to pull over to the left side of the If you don't know what side is the left side, don't fucking drive a car. Well, maybe he thought you meant right as incorrect. Oh, yeah, that's the right side of the street. Scary, I said left, over and over again. I said, pull over to the left side of the street. Yeah, but you you yelled at him, that's the right side of the street. No I didn't. I said, that's not the left side of the street, that's the right side. You need to go to the other side of the street. Whatever words I said, the right Yeah, but he might have been hearing it as as right as straight, right is correct, defending oh, I must be on the right side of the street because you said that street. Yeah. I said, please pull over to the left side of the street, over and over again, and he walked across the street. He knew what fucking side I lived on, I said, across from Okay, next thing, Why did it even matter if he was on the left of the right. Did it matter because I didn't want to carry the fucking heavy piece of furniture across the street when I didn't have to, dumb ass, how heavy was this piece of furniture? And what furniture was heavy?

How many fucking times do you need to tell someone to pull over to the left side of the If you don't know what side is the left side, don't fucking drive a car. Well, maybe he thought you meant right as incorrect. Oh, yeah, that's the right side of the street. Scary, I said left, over and over again. I said, pull over to the left side of the street. Yeah, but you you yelled at him, that's the right side of the street. No I didn't. I said, that's not the left side of the street, that's the right side. You need to go to the other side of the street. Whatever words I said, the right Yeah, but he might have been hearing it as as right as straight, right is correct, defending oh, I must be on the right side of the street because you said that street. Yeah. I said, please pull over to the left side of the street, over and over again, and he walked across the street. He knew what fucking side I lived on, I said, across from Okay, next thing, Why did it even matter if he was on the left of the right. Did it matter because I didn't want to carry the fucking heavy piece of furniture across the street when I didn't have to, dumb ass, how heavy was this piece of furniture? And what furniture was heavy?

What was it? Was it?

What was it? Was it?

Because I mean, I mean, be a layers a six foot tall wooden c details. Okay, well, now you're painting the picture better. I could have been a lamp, for all I know, A heavy piece of furniture, you dumb fuck. I don't know. But maybe you had a dollie or some kind of a hand truck. I said, Carrie three times. Holy shit with you today. I'm just saying you don't use eBay. But when you're on eBay, I don't. You can post things for sale and give the option of buy it now, which is usually at a higher price if someone doesn't want afraid to lose it. You're like, i'll buy it now, or there's a new option. It's been around for a couple of years where you could say I'll sell it to the best offer, meaning if a bunch of people make offers whoever I want to sell it to. Right, Okay, so I'm selling I was selling something for twelve dollars best offer, now if I can, if you're selling something, if I'm selling something to twelve dollars, scary, make me an offer twelve dollars. Uh, you know what, I'll give you six? Okay, someone else might give me eight. All right, it's listed for twelve. If you wanted it for twelve, you can just bid twelve. Correct. Correct, this person bid twenty offered me twenty four dollars for it. Okay, that's foolish. Yes, the best offer doesn't mean the thing's been sitting there for six months. Oh right, Because if you say best offer, best offer in my mind means twelve dollars is the max. No, twelve dollars is the minimum bid. If you want to make a bid in the option, you bid twelve. Okay. But when somebody says, I'll accept the best But if the best offer is six dollars and nobody bids twelve, then I can decline it and not sell it. Okay, But best offer could be much lower than what you're expecting, right, which is why you decline it and say that's not right. This person decided to go in the other direction and said, fuck it, well, I'm just gonna beat everybody the month for twelve. They could have had the thing for twelve dollars, so I sold it for twenty four because they don't know how shit works. That's funny, all right, Well, haunt with the best offer thing? Is that like a new thing or is that your classic? That's your classic? Slices? What did you did? You slices? Not hear me say it's a new thing for a few years now. I said that to serious, So you should listen to this. So let me ask you this. Okay, So I know the buy it now thing, and I haven't been on eBay in a long time. I just told you there's the classic auction, and then there's the eBay that buy it now, and and this piece, this whatever you call it, this best offer, make offer, make off? No, but is there a time limit on that?

Because I mean, I mean, be a layers a six foot tall wooden c details. Okay, well, now you're painting the picture better. I could have been a lamp, for all I know, A heavy piece of furniture, you dumb fuck. I don't know. But maybe you had a dollie or some kind of a hand truck. I said, Carrie three times. Holy shit with you today. I'm just saying you don't use eBay. But when you're on eBay, I don't. You can post things for sale and give the option of buy it now, which is usually at a higher price if someone doesn't want afraid to lose it. You're like, i'll buy it now, or there's a new option. It's been around for a couple of years where you could say I'll sell it to the best offer, meaning if a bunch of people make offers whoever I want to sell it to. Right, Okay, so I'm selling I was selling something for twelve dollars best offer, now if I can, if you're selling something, if I'm selling something to twelve dollars, scary, make me an offer twelve dollars. Uh, you know what, I'll give you six? Okay, someone else might give me eight. All right, it's listed for twelve. If you wanted it for twelve, you can just bid twelve. Correct. Correct, this person bid twenty offered me twenty four dollars for it. Okay, that's foolish. Yes, the best offer doesn't mean the thing's been sitting there for six months. Oh right, Because if you say best offer, best offer in my mind means twelve dollars is the max. No, twelve dollars is the minimum bid. If you want to make a bid in the option, you bid twelve. Okay. But when somebody says, I'll accept the best But if the best offer is six dollars and nobody bids twelve, then I can decline it and not sell it. Okay, But best offer could be much lower than what you're expecting, right, which is why you decline it and say that's not right. This person decided to go in the other direction and said, fuck it, well, I'm just gonna beat everybody the month for twelve. They could have had the thing for twelve dollars, so I sold it for twenty four because they don't know how shit works. That's funny, all right, Well, haunt with the best offer thing? Is that like a new thing or is that your classic? That's your classic? Slices? What did you did? You slices? Not hear me say it's a new thing for a few years now. I said that to serious, So you should listen to this. So let me ask you this. Okay, So I know the buy it now thing, and I haven't been on eBay in a long time. I just told you there's the classic auction, and then there's the eBay that buy it now, and and this piece, this whatever you call it, this best offer, make offer, make off? No, but is there a time limit on that?

Do you have to know?

Do you have to know?

Okay? So you that's like an open thing at for as long as this item is up, give me your price, right, make me an offer. Okay, But why would you offer me double what I was asking you wouldn't, I mean, if you would want it, right, if you really want it, you can see nobody's made a bit on it yet, right, So off of fifteen, if somebody comes back with a better offer, then i'll then then you can up your offer a few in opposite direction. But this person really wanted the thing, so all right, best that my offer is better than no offer. I'm just saying. Someone I know posted this. There was a story out a couple of weeks ago about an asteroid, a huge asteroid, striking the Earth, possibly in twenty thirty two. Yep, like a devastatingly big earthquake. I heard that story eliminating. Okay, So this person that I know, an acquaintance from school years ago, writes, this story indicates there's a three point one percent chance that it will strike the Earth in twenty thirty two. So far, so good. Yeah, he writes, I'm no mathematician, but it seems to me it either hits the Earth or it doesn't. Wouldn't that make it fifty to fifty? Oh my god. Yeah, people don't understand statistics, and okay, yeah, odds, yes, they don't understand how options. The only two options are that it hits and it doesn't hit. I get that, but the odds are of it hitting are three point two percent one percent. Rather, because it can go in a million different angles, one of the three point one out of one hundred angles hit the earth. Person doesn't understand. Yeah, the other ninety six point nine percent of the possible angles of the trajectory of this rock awful, don't hit the earth? What the fuck is wrong with people? Everything? Brody? Everything? Okay, let me see what else I got.