Guess who just got back today. The Brooklyn foes that had been away. They both have so much to say. You know, their name is a Brody and steering the bogs. Brooklyn Boys, Episode number three, twenty six. What's going on here, David Brody? What's going on? Scarry Jones? Another episode as we head into a guy, We're almost in springtime. This is crazy that we've had such a wonderful week of warmer weather in the fifties here and it's not done yet. It's gonna be fifty eight tomorrow. I see the sun shining bright outside right now. It's fifty degrees here on a Friday as we record this podcast, and this is in Florida and and other southern states, Like fifty is warm? What? What? What? What? What? Yeah? Yeah? And for us, I had no coat on. For like, if I went out to walk the dogs, I have a coat. Oh great, Yeah. I tried that for five minutes and I was freezing my balls off. I walked outside. I'm like, oh, I went right back in, Like you went over to a Scary's apartment to pick something up a few days ago. And by the way, Scary Jones looking swelt definitely a first quarter, scary looking good, and he's got he's got a jacket on, and I'm in my T shirt standing by my car and he's like, aren't you cold. I'm like, no, no, it was like forty seven forty eighty. Oh it's fifty four. He said, isn't it like fifty four degree? I go, yeah, so it's not that cold. He's like, I gotta have a zip up on it. It's too cold for me. I just got chills thinking about that moment. Yeah. No, they were multiplying. I guess, is it because I have less fat on me?

Guess who just got back today. The Brooklyn foes that had been away. They both have so much to say. You know, their name is a Brody and steering the bogs. Brooklyn Boys, Episode number three, twenty six. What's going on here, David Brody? What's going on? Scarry Jones? Another episode as we head into a guy, We're almost in springtime. This is crazy that we've had such a wonderful week of warmer weather in the fifties here and it's not done yet. It's gonna be fifty eight tomorrow. I see the sun shining bright outside right now. It's fifty degrees here on a Friday as we record this podcast, and this is in Florida and and other southern states, Like fifty is warm? What? What? What? What? What? Yeah? Yeah? And for us, I had no coat on. For like, if I went out to walk the dogs, I have a coat. Oh great, Yeah. I tried that for five minutes and I was freezing my balls off. I walked outside. I'm like, oh, I went right back in, Like you went over to a Scary's apartment to pick something up a few days ago. And by the way, Scary Jones looking swelt definitely a first quarter, scary looking good, and he's got he's got a jacket on, and I'm in my T shirt standing by my car and he's like, aren't you cold. I'm like, no, no, it was like forty seven forty eighty. Oh it's fifty four. He said, isn't it like fifty four degree? I go, yeah, so it's not that cold. He's like, I gotta have a zip up on it. It's too cold for me. I just got chills thinking about that moment. Yeah. No, they were multiplying. I guess, is it because I have less fat on me?

Well, I had less than you, and I'm just used to it.

Well, I had less than you, and I'm just used to it.

I'm I'm used to being well insulated with with lots of lard like a seal. Yeah, blubber, I got blubber on you. I didn't say that. You said you could say blubber. It's okay.

I'm I'm used to being well insulated with with lots of lard like a seal. Yeah, blubber, I got blubber on you. I didn't say that. You said you could say blubber. It's okay.

No, I thought you looked good.

No, I thought you looked good.

Thank you. I appreciate it. But I'm looking at myself this morning as I'm signing on to the zoom, I'm like, wait a second, I don't look I look fat today.

Thank you. I appreciate it. But I'm looking at myself this morning as I'm signing on to the zoom, I'm like, wait a second, I don't look I look fat today.

Yeah, it's scary.

Yeah, it's scary.

Has that you know those I'm not going to say who is known for this but you know those people who are like I like fat because they want you to tell you tell them they don't. That's so I was like, scary. Are you being one of those people that's like, dang, I wasn't looking fine? Compliment if that's what it wasn't after how you want the slices to message you that they saw you on Instagram and you look good.

Has that you know those I'm not going to say who is known for this but you know those people who are like I like fat because they want you to tell you tell them they don't. That's so I was like, scary. Are you being one of those people that's like, dang, I wasn't looking fine? Compliment if that's what it wasn't after how you want the slices to message you that they saw you on Instagram and you look good.

I know what you're doing.

I know what you're doing.

I'm not doing that. That's not who I are. I'm not worked hard. I'm not fishing for compliments. Yeah, speaking of fishing that you probably you won't have another piece of fish for months now. That's not true. I have as soon as we finished this podcast, I'm going to lay a fish. I'm going to put a Bronzeno in the oven. I got Bronzielo yesterday.

I'm not doing that. That's not who I are. I'm not worked hard. I'm not fishing for compliments. Yeah, speaking of fishing that you probably you won't have another piece of fish for months now. That's not true. I have as soon as we finished this podcast, I'm going to lay a fish. I'm going to put a Bronzeno in the oven. I got Bronzielo yesterday.

I'll look at you ordering the Bronzeno. I love Bronzino. It's so bad and defensive.

I'll look at you ordering the Bronzeno. I love Bronzino. It's so bad and defensive.

Date. Yeah, you know a lot of people are just so hell bent against trying new fish and trying new things. They like their they know they'll like their clams or they or they'll like their lobster or shrimp, but they won't do like like pollock or by the way or swordfish. Well, that's those are shellfish. Yeah, shellfish versus whitefish. Where grouper, Mahi mahi, hall of it or bronzino. Those fish, they're very mild. They taste great. I don't know anyone that's afraid. I'll tell you what though, there's some people that are against it. It's fishy. Let me tell you something. If your fish tastes like fish, it's old. Well isn't it supposed to? No, it's not my definition. Fish should taste like fish. What you mean is it tastes like ocean water? Right? It shouldn't taste oceany or nasty. You just got robotic for a second. Don't know if anyody else hurt, No, just no, just you. But that's okay, okay, all right? So, uh, speaking of fish, I think I mentioned to you I've had this problem with with Bjay's whole uh BJS because I was buying cod filets for a while and making chicken cutlets like but like you know, making cutlets out of them, not chicken color. Obviously, I was using the cod and they stop carrying it. So now all they have at Costco and Jas is telapia filets and.

Date. Yeah, you know a lot of people are just so hell bent against trying new fish and trying new things. They like their they know they'll like their clams or they or they'll like their lobster or shrimp, but they won't do like like pollock or by the way or swordfish. Well, that's those are shellfish. Yeah, shellfish versus whitefish. Where grouper, Mahi mahi, hall of it or bronzino. Those fish, they're very mild. They taste great. I don't know anyone that's afraid. I'll tell you what though, there's some people that are against it. It's fishy. Let me tell you something. If your fish tastes like fish, it's old. Well isn't it supposed to? No, it's not my definition. Fish should taste like fish. What you mean is it tastes like ocean water? Right? It shouldn't taste oceany or nasty. You just got robotic for a second. Don't know if anyody else hurt, No, just no, just you. But that's okay, okay, all right? So, uh, speaking of fish, I think I mentioned to you I've had this problem with with Bjay's whole uh BJS because I was buying cod filets for a while and making chicken cutlets like but like you know, making cutlets out of them, not chicken color. Obviously, I was using the cod and they stop carrying it. So now all they have at Costco and Jas is telapia filets and.

I forget the other one.

I forget the other one.

There's another another filet that's not not cod. And I don't want telapia and I don't want flounder. I want cod.

There's another another filet that's not not cod. And I don't want telapia and I don't want flounder. I want cod.

Is cod seasonal? I mean, fish aren't seasonal.

Is cod seasonal? I mean, fish aren't seasonal.

Not seasonal, it's just a matter of what they caught that day or something, or well, they might be seasonal. Maybe maybe the cod comes from a part of the world where they they they they come to feed. I haven't googled it.

Not seasonal, it's just a matter of what they caught that day or something, or well, they might be seasonal. Maybe maybe the cod comes from a part of the world where they they they they come to feed. I haven't googled it.

I'll google it.

I'll google it.

Don't have to google it, but I'll I'm wondering why there's no cod now for like three months.

Don't have to google it, but I'll I'm wondering why there's no cod now for like three months.

If they come and they spawn in certain an.

If they come and they spawn in certain an.

Is it the same seasonal thing? Like like malamar's they're they're seasonal. You know, the chocolate covered grand cracker and uh and marshmallow. People know what a malamar is. Malamar Malamar is a seasonal of course, they have to be refrigerated, and so they don't have him on refrigerated trucks and they'll they'll melt in August if they haven't in the summer times.

Is it the same seasonal thing? Like like malamar's they're they're seasonal. You know, the chocolate covered grand cracker and uh and marshmallow. People know what a malamar is. Malamar Malamar is a seasonal of course, they have to be refrigerated, and so they don't have him on refrigerated trucks and they'll they'll melt in August if they haven't in the summer times.

You got to stock up on your malamars in the winter.

You got to stock up on your malamars in the winter.

Correct, No, but yeah, certain sissions like they could.

Correct, No, but yeah, certain sissions like they could.

Fix that though, after you know, all these years, like you know.

Fix that though, after you know, all these years, like you know.

My my fishmonger, guy Tony, Tony the fishmonger, he's the best.

My my fishmonger, guy Tony, Tony the fishmonger, he's the best.

This guy can insult you tell people, aw, you're a fishmonger.

This guy can insult you tell people, aw, you're a fishmonger.

Tony Fish. He gets the best stuff. He goes to the market every morning up in the Bronx and he gets like first DIBs on fish for his story here in Jersey City scale. That's what he tells you. The Hudson River, Now, this guy is the best. So he'll tell me. He'll be like, yeah, well we don't have that today. We do we have we have this, we don't have that. And it's usually because you can get with this. He's not a seasonal thing. It's a it just happened, so the boats didn't catch a whole lot of that. And or the pricing, the pricing is so high on certain fish because it fluctuates like the stock market through the day and through the week. That he didn't think that halib it was priced very well because there wasn't very much of it, so he wasn't going to buy it for his store because he didn't want to charge people fifty dollars a pound. So that's usually how it works, all right.

Tony Fish. He gets the best stuff. He goes to the market every morning up in the Bronx and he gets like first DIBs on fish for his story here in Jersey City scale. That's what he tells you. The Hudson River, Now, this guy is the best. So he'll tell me. He'll be like, yeah, well we don't have that today. We do we have we have this, we don't have that. And it's usually because you can get with this. He's not a seasonal thing. It's a it just happened, so the boats didn't catch a whole lot of that. And or the pricing, the pricing is so high on certain fish because it fluctuates like the stock market through the day and through the week. That he didn't think that halib it was priced very well because there wasn't very much of it, so he wasn't going to buy it for his store because he didn't want to charge people fifty dollars a pound. So that's usually how it works, all right.

Speaking of stock market.

Speaking of stock market.

If you have stock or investments, I would tell you that right now is not a good time to look. Uh oh, I made the mistake last night of looking at my stocks because I was getting all my tax forms ready and the last few weeks have not been kind to my investments. Now, is that just your investments? Well, I think it's a People who follow the stock market know what's going on. But the point is I would not, well, look the stock market is let's say I don't. I'm just making up a number ten thousand different stocks, right, some of them go up and some of them go down. Each company may be more profitable less profitable that week.

If you have stock or investments, I would tell you that right now is not a good time to look. Uh oh, I made the mistake last night of looking at my stocks because I was getting all my tax forms ready and the last few weeks have not been kind to my investments. Now, is that just your investments? Well, I think it's a People who follow the stock market know what's going on. But the point is I would not, well, look the stock market is let's say I don't. I'm just making up a number ten thousand different stocks, right, some of them go up and some of them go down. Each company may be more profitable less profitable that week.

Whatever.

Whatever.

I'm just saying. In general, when you have mutual funds and like it's a conglomeration of stocks, the overall stocks that I own that I've invested in over the years, it's not a good month. Okay. So if you have similar I would not look. Well, I'm not I'm not a day to day studying and analyzing. You should never do that because the course of the year, you hope it goes up. All I'm saying is because I had to get my had to print my tax forms. You have to log into the websites and see your total, and then go to the document section and download your tax forms.

I'm just saying. In general, when you have mutual funds and like it's a conglomeration of stocks, the overall stocks that I own that I've invested in over the years, it's not a good month. Okay. So if you have similar I would not look. Well, I'm not I'm not a day to day studying and analyzing. You should never do that because the course of the year, you hope it goes up. All I'm saying is because I had to get my had to print my tax forms. You have to log into the websites and see your total, and then go to the document section and download your tax forms.

Right you can if you had it, if you earned any money, you have to pay taxes on it. Whatever.

Right you can if you had it, if you earned any money, you have to pay taxes on it. Whatever.

So I made the mistake of looking at my amounts and how they've gone up or down in the past month. Don't do that, That's all I'm saying. Keep yourself happy. Oh look, I'm gonna set it and forget it kind of guy. So, yeah, well, this is a good week to forget it. Okay, I'm gonna really forget it. Hey, you know what else is losing money?

So I made the mistake of looking at my amounts and how they've gone up or down in the past month. Don't do that, That's all I'm saying. Keep yourself happy. Oh look, I'm gonna set it and forget it kind of guy. So, yeah, well, this is a good week to forget it. Okay, I'm gonna really forget it. Hey, you know what else is losing money?

Uh?

Uh?

Skype Skye. Yeah, I saw the notification just came across my screen that they're shutting down in May. Skype is over done. Microsoft paid eight point five billion dollars for Skype, and look, I remember when Skype was a big deal. I used to do all my out of town intern interviews for the morning show. I would say, oh, give me, you know, what's your Skype log in? Skype a screen name? Well, and I would Skype interviews, you know, for summer interviews when everyone's away at school.

Skype Skye. Yeah, I saw the notification just came across my screen that they're shutting down in May. Skype is over done. Microsoft paid eight point five billion dollars for Skype, and look, I remember when Skype was a big deal. I used to do all my out of town intern interviews for the morning show. I would say, oh, give me, you know, what's your Skype log in? Skype a screen name? Well, and I would Skype interviews, you know, for summer interviews when everyone's away at school.

I use Skype.

I use Skype.

But then, for some reason, when the pandemic hit, people weren't skyping and then Zoom just went boom crust Zoom went boom boom. Well, yeah, the thing is this with Skype and.

But then, for some reason, when the pandemic hit, people weren't skyping and then Zoom just went boom crust Zoom went boom boom. Well, yeah, the thing is this with Skype and.

Microsoft owns teams now, which is better anyway.

Microsoft owns teams now, which is better anyway.

The thing is this now with the ability obviously FaceTime apples, FaceTime, WhatsApp has the video component in it. You could even get on a video call on Instagram and Snapchat for that matter. So all these other competing technologies all got with the program. And then during the pandemic h Skype got a little bit of a bump because everybody was using you know, video calling. But that's what that was the boom, that was the Zoom boom and the Microsoft Teams. So there's so many out there right now that Skype became unnecessary. But way back when that was really shit, the only way to call people was like you know, you would dial them up on their phone with a video the video calls that was. That was the international phone calls. But yeah, so the end of an era. But I'll tell you it's going away, but you know what's coming back? Scary, you must be very excited about this. Oh what's coming back?

The thing is this now with the ability obviously FaceTime apples, FaceTime, WhatsApp has the video component in it. You could even get on a video call on Instagram and Snapchat for that matter. So all these other competing technologies all got with the program. And then during the pandemic h Skype got a little bit of a bump because everybody was using you know, video calling. But that's what that was the boom, that was the Zoom boom and the Microsoft Teams. So there's so many out there right now that Skype became unnecessary. But way back when that was really shit, the only way to call people was like you know, you would dial them up on their phone with a video the video calls that was. That was the international phone calls. But yeah, so the end of an era. But I'll tell you it's going away, but you know what's coming back? Scary, you must be very excited about this. Oh what's coming back?

F y r E the Fire Festival Round two.

F y r E the Fire Festival Round two.

You might remember fire festival one scary Did you buy tickets for that?

You might remember fire festival one scary Did you buy tickets for that?

Are you invested in that? Somehow I did not know.

Are you invested in that? Somehow I did not know.

No, Okay, So the guy Billy McPartland or McFarlane, I got McFarland. I think the the guy who created that mess, that dumpster fire, the dumpster fire festival. Now, I met him years ago when he was he was launching a new credit card called the Magnesis Card, and I met him at an opening like a launch of event, and he must have he knew there was a connection. I remember he grew up listening to the Morning show and I saw him an event, went to the red carpet and in front of the Step and Repeat, and I took a picture with him and I credit card. No, I did not. I did not invest in that credit card. But I was at the opening event. You know me, I'll show up free apps. Yeah, everybody knew a happy hour. So what ended up happening was forget it. That card failed and then all those years later, fire festival came around, and then that failed, and then somehow he went to jail before me, Well he went to jail. But I don't know if I ever told you this or the slices that BuzzFeed did an article about, you know, the the top something reasons not to be, reasons not to hang out with Billy McFarlane or whatever the case. And you know with every every time they they do a bullet point, they do a new picture. Well, picture number six, whatever bullepoint number six was, there was a picture and it was the they used the fucking picture of me and Billy at the niece's card red carpet event. So I was in screenshot that that that page. Oh god, it was year It was years ago when BuzzFeed had the article screenshot at it would have been great to post now like he's back baby. Yeah. Well but anyway, I'm like, I do not want to be associated with this guy. I shoot this guy's hand once at an event, and somehow I wind up on BuzzFeed. Get me the hell off of his you know what I'm saying, Like it's like guilty by the association, like that guy collateral damage. Yeah no, but yeah, he's trying to form like Firefest two. So when have you seen him talking about Yes, when probed on who's going to be there, he says, there's a whole, a whold.

No, Okay, So the guy Billy McPartland or McFarlane, I got McFarland. I think the the guy who created that mess, that dumpster fire, the dumpster fire festival. Now, I met him years ago when he was he was launching a new credit card called the Magnesis Card, and I met him at an opening like a launch of event, and he must have he knew there was a connection. I remember he grew up listening to the Morning show and I saw him an event, went to the red carpet and in front of the Step and Repeat, and I took a picture with him and I credit card. No, I did not. I did not invest in that credit card. But I was at the opening event. You know me, I'll show up free apps. Yeah, everybody knew a happy hour. So what ended up happening was forget it. That card failed and then all those years later, fire festival came around, and then that failed, and then somehow he went to jail before me, Well he went to jail. But I don't know if I ever told you this or the slices that BuzzFeed did an article about, you know, the the top something reasons not to be, reasons not to hang out with Billy McFarlane or whatever the case. And you know with every every time they they do a bullet point, they do a new picture. Well, picture number six, whatever bullepoint number six was, there was a picture and it was the they used the fucking picture of me and Billy at the niece's card red carpet event. So I was in screenshot that that that page. Oh god, it was year It was years ago when BuzzFeed had the article screenshot at it would have been great to post now like he's back baby. Yeah. Well but anyway, I'm like, I do not want to be associated with this guy. I shoot this guy's hand once at an event, and somehow I wind up on BuzzFeed. Get me the hell off of his you know what I'm saying, Like it's like guilty by the association, like that guy collateral damage. Yeah no, but yeah, he's trying to form like Firefest two. So when have you seen him talking about Yes, when probed on who's going to be there, he says, there's a whole, a whold.

Audio about you say about you said no, you say, oh.

Audio about you say about you said no, you say, oh.

Well, maybe we'll have this, maybe this person. We don't know. Maybe, but but there's no artists yet, nobody's officially booked. But tickets went on salor ready. The tickets range from fourteen hundred to one point one million dollars.

Well, maybe we'll have this, maybe this person. We don't know. Maybe, but but there's no artists yet, nobody's officially booked. But tickets went on salor ready. The tickets range from fourteen hundred to one point one million dollars.

And he said, yeah, there should be lots of celebrities.

And he said, yeah, there should be lots of celebrities.

Who may be there. He may be there, But dude, the guy's a conman. Who when did Jeff listen? You take this anyway you'd like. But if someone's a con man and cons you once and then goes away for four years and then comes back, you shouldn't fall for that same con man again.

Who may be there. He may be there, But dude, the guy's a conman. Who when did Jeff listen? You take this anyway you'd like. But if someone's a con man and cons you once and then goes away for four years and then comes back, you shouldn't fall for that same con man again.

That's all I'm saying.

That's all I'm saying.

Well he did, here's a little bit, but yet people caveat Oh, four years seems to be the key. Well, tickets are already on sale and people are buying tickets already. I know, I mean, they're not sold out, but who would fucking buy a ticket sight unseen? After it failed the first time, I will say this, he did come out and say, you know, he's associated with it, but he is not organizing the event. This time, a third party company has stepped in to actually x you oh, I totally feel better now that he hired a third party company, h the guy that went away for fraud for four years from the and he.

Well he did, here's a little bit, but yet people caveat Oh, four years seems to be the key. Well, tickets are already on sale and people are buying tickets already. I know, I mean, they're not sold out, but who would fucking buy a ticket sight unseen? After it failed the first time, I will say this, he did come out and say, you know, he's associated with it, but he is not organizing the event. This time, a third party company has stepped in to actually x you oh, I totally feel better now that he hired a third party company, h the guy that went away for fraud for four years from the and he.

Didn't even rename it.

Didn't even rename it.

He's calling it the same thing he did because that has some cachet. It's name has some value to it. People love it. There were three Manson's name had cachet. I wouldn't name my company Charles Manson. There are three net frit Flips specials on it. I mean, yes, tragedy, tragedy, travisvesty and a tragedy and yeah and a Travis Barker, all of it. He's trying to think about, you know, well, maybe it's gonna have the same name value as Coachella one day. You know, it has the same name value as fire Festival, which is ship. This is the worst marketing I've ever seen, Like, oh, let's do it again. Well they changed, they changed the location it's on. Was it moved slices?

He's calling it the same thing he did because that has some cachet. It's name has some value to it. People love it. There were three Manson's name had cachet. I wouldn't name my company Charles Manson. There are three net frit Flips specials on it. I mean, yes, tragedy, tragedy, travisvesty and a tragedy and yeah and a Travis Barker, all of it. He's trying to think about, you know, well, maybe it's gonna have the same name value as Coachella one day. You know, it has the same name value as fire Festival, which is ship. This is the worst marketing I've ever seen, Like, oh, let's do it again. Well they changed, they changed the location it's on. Was it moved slices?

What is it? If?

What is it? If?

You know? You know, all for a grift four years should not erase your memory when it's a grift, don't fall for the grift again. Billy McFarland is a grifter. It's happening in Cancun in the Isle of Women, Island of Women. You let the mahaas you're gonna go brody?

You know? You know, all for a grift four years should not erase your memory when it's a grift, don't fall for the grift again. Billy McFarland is a grifter. It's happening in Cancun in the Isle of Women, Island of Women. You let the mahaas you're gonna go brody?

Yeah, I'm gonna buy tickets to What if?

Yeah, I'm gonna buy tickets to What if?

Then? What if they announced that Kiss was headlining? Dude, I've seen Kiss twenty times. They broke up. They're not touring that that they may they may do a one off The Kisses said they may do one off shows. I'm not gonna spend fourteen hundred dollars to see Kiss. I've seen them a lot. No, you got back, not for me. No. Led Zeppelin getting back together.

Then? What if they announced that Kiss was headlining? Dude, I've seen Kiss twenty times. They broke up. They're not touring that that they may they may do a one off The Kisses said they may do one off shows. I'm not gonna spend fourteen hundred dollars to see Kiss. I've seen them a lot. No, you got back, not for me. No. Led Zeppelin getting back together.

Well three of them.

Well three of them.

No, I no, no, because Robert Plant can't sing like he used to. And I know, and more importantly, fourteen hundred dollars, that's who are you talking to?

No, I no, no, because Robert Plant can't sing like he used to. And I know, and more importantly, fourteen hundred dollars, that's who are you talking to?

Metallica they play all the time. There's nobody.

Metallica they play all the time. There's nobody.

There's nothing that you could you could put on stage that would fourteen hundred dollars. Okay, nothing, even if they wouldn't like naked women. I gotta say I secretly, I secretly want to be there because it's an event.

There's nothing that you could you could put on stage that would fourteen hundred dollars. Okay, nothing, even if they wouldn't like naked women. I gotta say I secretly, I secretly want to be there because it's an event.

You know, secretly every slice nose you want to do there.

You know, secretly every slice nose you want to do there.

I don't know who's playing. I don't know nothing about it.

I don't know who's playing. I don't know nothing about it.

We don't know slices.

We don't know slices.

Leave us to talk back. If you were just stunned, If you were just stunned, I want you to leave us to talkber and go. I thought for I totally didn't think Scary would want to go. No, one's leaving that talk back with Scary and Rode. I talked about the Cooper Sharp Cheese right on this podcast that it's the greatest thing ever invented. You have to have people. Was that your big that was your big home. That's where That's where I last No, that's where I last left off on my list of things that I need to to talk to you about. Oh, because I wanted an update about something that I repeated on this podcast. Okay, I told the storage story twice and I didn't remember I told the story. Oh it happened, it happens. What happened. But I got an update. So I have an update for you on the updated update that I updated twice.

Leave us to talk back. If you were just stunned, If you were just stunned, I want you to leave us to talkber and go. I thought for I totally didn't think Scary would want to go. No, one's leaving that talk back with Scary and Rode. I talked about the Cooper Sharp Cheese right on this podcast that it's the greatest thing ever invented. You have to have people. Was that your big that was your big home. That's where That's where I last No, that's where I last left off on my list of things that I need to to talk to you about. Oh, because I wanted an update about something that I repeated on this podcast. Okay, I told the storage story twice and I didn't remember I told the story. Oh it happened, it happens. What happened. But I got an update. So I have an update for you on the updated update that I updated twice.

Go ahead, scared, Okay, No, I wanted you know.

Go ahead, scared, Okay, No, I wanted you know.

So I was with Jetski Bryan in del Rey prior to having explained the national audience that we have Delray Beach, Florida, Florida. I was there and uh, after dinner, Brian was like, I think we should. You know, I want to get some ice cream or something. You know, I'm gonna have a sweet tooth. Now I don't because I am not allowed to. But I said, you know what, I'll walk with you and we'll go in and let's see what we got. We get online and the person is one person in front of us, and we're thinking, oh man, this is this is great because usually this place is pretty crowded. It's got the best ice cream in town. And there's a woman in front of us and she starts. She's like, oh, what is this this marshmallow twist something? Oh, let me sample that. You know they had the little spoons out with the samples.

So I was with Jetski Bryan in del Rey prior to having explained the national audience that we have Delray Beach, Florida, Florida. I was there and uh, after dinner, Brian was like, I think we should. You know, I want to get some ice cream or something. You know, I'm gonna have a sweet tooth. Now I don't because I am not allowed to. But I said, you know what, I'll walk with you and we'll go in and let's see what we got. We get online and the person is one person in front of us, and we're thinking, oh man, this is this is great because usually this place is pretty crowded. It's got the best ice cream in town. And there's a woman in front of us and she starts. She's like, oh, what is this this marshmallow twist something? Oh, let me sample that. You know they had the little spoons out with the samples.

Yeah, I'm okay. You're allowed to sample two things.

Yeah, I'm okay. You're allowed to sample two things.

Two things? Okay, that's all right. That's see, this is where I'm going with this, Brody. She sampled no less than seven. I counted it, Brodie, no more than three. Get a job there. No seven And then she wound up. She wound up going with strawberry, which is a plain flavory. It's like, you know what strawberry tastes, Like, what the fuck are you doing? So you want to sample the you know, you want to sample the rocky road. You want to sample the cookies and cream and then all the other There was a birthday cake flavor. I understand, there's a couple. There was one weird one with a walnut maple something cherman that maple walnut cherry something, And I'm like, all right, so maybe you want to sample that because it's a weird flavor.

Two things? Okay, that's all right. That's see, this is where I'm going with this, Brody. She sampled no less than seven. I counted it, Brodie, no more than three. Get a job there. No seven And then she wound up. She wound up going with strawberry, which is a plain flavory. It's like, you know what strawberry tastes, Like, what the fuck are you doing? So you want to sample the you know, you want to sample the rocky road. You want to sample the cookies and cream and then all the other There was a birthday cake flavor. I understand, there's a couple. There was one weird one with a walnut maple something cherman that maple walnut cherry something, And I'm like, all right, so maybe you want to sample that because it's a weird flavor.

I haven't had it before.

I haven't had it before.

But you can't sample pistaschio or vanilla. You know what they taste like. Well, pistashia can go either way. Sometimes they make that ship with almonds and vanilla. But how many how long are you going to keep people waiting? And then you end up on strawberry? Ended up on strawberry. Dude, that woman would have sampled the back of my hand, That's what she would have sampled.

But you can't sample pistaschio or vanilla. You know what they taste like. Well, pistashia can go either way. Sometimes they make that ship with almonds and vanilla. But how many how long are you going to keep people waiting? And then you end up on strawberry? Ended up on strawberry. Dude, that woman would have sampled the back of my hand, That's what she would have sampled.

I'm sorry this guy.

I'm sorry this guy.

You know, a lot of places you go into another have a sign like a three sample rule or two sample rule. You can't be sampling everything. Get a job there and work time and you get whatever you want. So no, I no, I couldn't believe it. We were on a text thread with some of our friends and we were like screenshotting like the woman. We've taken video from behind of the woman wouldn't wouldn't leave. And I'm saying, at some point the person who works that has to that, can you step to the side, man will be with you could sample more by My buddy Will chimes in. He goes, He goes, dude, he goes, this is this is a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode, And I'm like, is it? And I don't know, I've never seen it before. If it is, apparently it's an episode I said, I said, I'm living. I'm living a real life Curb Your Enthusiasm episode in real time with with samples. So I don't even know what the answer is. But Brody, what would be an appropriate amount of of of ice cream to sample? In your opinion? What are you doing? Are you ranting? Why are you playing that? Hey? What? Why are you playing the music? Raspberry raspberry chocolate? I can't hear it. I try that. Tiramis sue good. That's a good one. One. I think I will thank you, and I think I'd like to drive them. Oh it might taste like let me guess a banana, And I mean, this is really this is so rude. You're like a sample abuser.

You know, a lot of places you go into another have a sign like a three sample rule or two sample rule. You can't be sampling everything. Get a job there and work time and you get whatever you want. So no, I no, I couldn't believe it. We were on a text thread with some of our friends and we were like screenshotting like the woman. We've taken video from behind of the woman wouldn't wouldn't leave. And I'm saying, at some point the person who works that has to that, can you step to the side, man will be with you could sample more by My buddy Will chimes in. He goes, He goes, dude, he goes, this is this is a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode, And I'm like, is it? And I don't know, I've never seen it before. If it is, apparently it's an episode I said, I said, I'm living. I'm living a real life Curb Your Enthusiasm episode in real time with with samples. So I don't even know what the answer is. But Brody, what would be an appropriate amount of of of ice cream to sample? In your opinion? What are you doing? Are you ranting? Why are you playing that? Hey? What? Why are you playing the music? Raspberry raspberry chocolate? I can't hear it. I try that. Tiramis sue good. That's a good one. One. I think I will thank you, and I think I'd like to drive them. Oh it might taste like let me guess a banana, And I mean, this is really this is so rude. You're like a sample abuser.

That's what you want.

That's what you want.

You're abusing your sampling privileges the most. You can't just go on, Oh my god, that's what happened to us. And she ordered the vanilla in the in the episode oh this okay, she ordered strawberry this woman. But anyway, but that sounds almost exactly the same. Is what happened with kerb. That's crazy, man, What do you think it is? What? What do you think is a appropriate two?

You're abusing your sampling privileges the most. You can't just go on, Oh my god, that's what happened to us. And she ordered the vanilla in the in the episode oh this okay, she ordered strawberry this woman. But anyway, but that sounds almost exactly the same. Is what happened with kerb. That's crazy, man, What do you think it is? What? What do you think is a appropriate two?

Maybe three?

Maybe three?

And when you have the third one you gotta turn around an apologies two. No. He was like, She's like, I'll try the banana. Goes, Oh, you're gonna try the banana. He goes, I wonder if that's gonna taste like, I don't know banana. Wow. He called her out on it. Yeah, you can't two samples. You're like, oh, do I want the Do I want the rum raisin? And let me see if it's good rum raisin? And they have some unique flavor. Let me try that unique flavor. Is it about is it not trying to get it for free? Or is it about the people behind you? I think it's more about the people. Okay, what if there's nobody. What if there's nobody but behind you, you still can't have three dollars worth of ice cream for free at some point, and you're wasting plastic spoons. You're wasting the spoons. I mean you're also wasting the time of the employee. And two, maybe three if you want to go three, go to apologize. On three you gotta go, Hey, listen, I'm really sorry. I see that you have a black ribbon cherry whatever. I I've never had that before. Can I just last one? I promise you got to give the last one. I promised you have to. You have to the third one. You have to give the pre apology. You got to explain it. You got to say why it's special, and you and you and then you, you know, you gotta do. You can't order a mini cup at that point. You got to order at least a small so that you you didn't waste the kids time or the person mind the counters time getting three samples and they gotta give a mini cup. And this is me talking. You can't do that. Can you get a pop cup to go? A pop cup for the dog? Cup for the dog? Yeah, because they give dogs pop cups. At a lot of these places. No, you're not You're not buying it. No, and I and listen, I'm all about free samples. Wrong, I'm shocked. I am shocked. I did you around the cost go I go around the costco out twice to come back and get those microwaved whatevers.

And when you have the third one you gotta turn around an apologies two. No. He was like, She's like, I'll try the banana. Goes, Oh, you're gonna try the banana. He goes, I wonder if that's gonna taste like, I don't know banana. Wow. He called her out on it. Yeah, you can't two samples. You're like, oh, do I want the Do I want the rum raisin? And let me see if it's good rum raisin? And they have some unique flavor. Let me try that unique flavor. Is it about is it not trying to get it for free? Or is it about the people behind you? I think it's more about the people. Okay, what if there's nobody. What if there's nobody but behind you, you still can't have three dollars worth of ice cream for free at some point, and you're wasting plastic spoons. You're wasting the spoons. I mean you're also wasting the time of the employee. And two, maybe three if you want to go three, go to apologize. On three you gotta go, Hey, listen, I'm really sorry. I see that you have a black ribbon cherry whatever. I I've never had that before. Can I just last one? I promise you got to give the last one. I promised you have to. You have to the third one. You have to give the pre apology. You got to explain it. You got to say why it's special, and you and you and then you, you know, you gotta do. You can't order a mini cup at that point. You got to order at least a small so that you you didn't waste the kids time or the person mind the counters time getting three samples and they gotta give a mini cup. And this is me talking. You can't do that. Can you get a pop cup to go? A pop cup for the dog? Cup for the dog? Yeah, because they give dogs pop cups. At a lot of these places. No, you're not You're not buying it. No, and I and listen, I'm all about free samples. Wrong, I'm shocked. I am shocked. I did you around the cost go I go around the costco out twice to come back and get those microwaved whatevers.

Oh, giving up pigs in a blanket. I'll right back. I'll come back again.

Oh, giving up pigs in a blanket. I'll right back. I'll come back again.

Yeah. But when you when you keep people waiting at the counter, No, Two, maybe three and three has got to come with an apology, and you got to turn around and apologize to people behind you. I'm so sorry. I just I did so many good flavors. Okay, now that's fine, right, and then then you have to buy one of those three flavors. Right, if you didn't like any of them, buy the fourth, any of them. But you know, I've I've heard people go, well, at least I know what I'll have next time. They'll do that.

Yeah. But when you when you keep people waiting at the counter, No, Two, maybe three and three has got to come with an apology, and you got to turn around and apologize to people behind you. I'm so sorry. I just I did so many good flavors. Okay, now that's fine, right, and then then you have to buy one of those three flavors. Right, if you didn't like any of them, buy the fourth, any of them. But you know, I've I've heard people go, well, at least I know what I'll have next time. They'll do that.

I go, well next time.

I go, well next time.

Yeah, but you can't have chocolate to come back. You can't buy chocolate. You gotta have something different, you know. But like my father was a big fan of uh vanilla ice cream and UH we would go to places that had like you know, thirty flavors or with all kinds of exotic flavors and then you know, uh, and he would get vanilla. But that's what he liked. They made him happy. But but sample he just knew he wanted vanilla, right. But then there's several types of vanilla. There's French vanilla, which has like a deeper color to it. Not a gascar, not a gascar. Dad, My dad was playing vanilla Novani, vanilla bean, No, no, nope, vanilla he wanted. My father was the definition of vanilla. You want a vanilla, you got vanilla. He got his vanilla, and my mother would say to him. My grandparents would be like, they said, hey, there's all these flavors like vanilla.

Yeah, but you can't have chocolate to come back. You can't buy chocolate. You gotta have something different, you know. But like my father was a big fan of uh vanilla ice cream and UH we would go to places that had like you know, thirty flavors or with all kinds of exotic flavors and then you know, uh, and he would get vanilla. But that's what he liked. They made him happy. But but sample he just knew he wanted vanilla, right. But then there's several types of vanilla. There's French vanilla, which has like a deeper color to it. Not a gascar, not a gascar. Dad, My dad was playing vanilla Novani, vanilla bean, No, no, nope, vanilla he wanted. My father was the definition of vanilla. You want a vanilla, you got vanilla. He got his vanilla, and my mother would say to him. My grandparents would be like, they said, hey, there's all these flavors like vanilla.

So that made him happen.

So that made him happen.

Now, what's this retread about your Okay, the story that we told the case, this is your first ever episode. I have this storage unit right for the stuff that that that was overloading my garage when I had oh the story you told twice, right, right? So I told twice and I told you that. Originally I was paying like I don't know what it was at this point, seventy dollars and they raised my rate to one hundred and twenty five and whatever, and I got them down the lower to like ninety six. I think I'm paying ninety six plus tax, ninety five plus tax. Anyway, I get the autopay come in this week on my on my phone, it says thank you for your payment. So I look at the thing and it says, thank you for your payment of two hundred and thirteen dollars and ninety five cents. Ninety six cents? What to thirteen? What the fuck?

Now, what's this retread about your Okay, the story that we told the case, this is your first ever episode. I have this storage unit right for the stuff that that that was overloading my garage when I had oh the story you told twice, right, right? So I told twice and I told you that. Originally I was paying like I don't know what it was at this point, seventy dollars and they raised my rate to one hundred and twenty five and whatever, and I got them down the lower to like ninety six. I think I'm paying ninety six plus tax, ninety five plus tax. Anyway, I get the autopay come in this week on my on my phone, it says thank you for your payment. So I look at the thing and it says, thank you for your payment of two hundred and thirteen dollars and ninety five cents. Ninety six cents? What to thirteen? What the fuck?

But is that more than twice?

But is that more than twice?

What? No?

What? No?

Yeah?

Yeah?

So I go, Okay, First, my first thought was podcast. Second of all, I said, make a note that you don't tell a story twice. Then I called up and I spoke to a wonderful woman, Carmela, who's and I said, can you help me with that?

So I go, Okay, First, my first thought was podcast. Second of all, I said, make a note that you don't tell a story twice. Then I called up and I spoke to a wonderful woman, Carmela, who's and I said, can you help me with that?

Just hold on.

Just hold on.

I'm the new manager here, I just started a couple of days ago. Tell me what the problem is. So I told her the story that I told on the podcast about how my rates went up in it down and up, I said, And I agreed to ninety six.

I'm the new manager here, I just started a couple of days ago. Tell me what the problem is. So I told her the story that I told on the podcast about how my rates went up in it down and up, I said, And I agreed to ninety six.

Okay, but two thirteen?

Okay, but two thirteen?

What well, sir, the company reserves the right to raise the rate at any time, I said, I know, but you raised the raid on me four months ago or five months ago, whenever it was.

What well, sir, the company reserves the right to raise the rate at any time, I said, I know, but you raised the raid on me four months ago or five months ago, whenever it was.

I already did the increase. Now you're doubling.

I already did the increase. Now you're doubling.

I go, I just went on your website the same unit as eighty six dollars internet price if I take out a new unit. So just cancel it and I'll take you out a new unit of eighty six.

I go, I just went on your website the same unit as eighty six dollars internet price if I take out a new unit. So just cancel it and I'll take you out a new unit of eighty six.

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

She says, I'll let me see what I can do. Click and click and click and clicking on the keyboard. She goes, all right, I reversed it. Your back down in ninety six. Wow.

She says, I'll let me see what I can do. Click and click and click and clicking on the keyboard. She goes, all right, I reversed it. Your back down in ninety six. Wow.

So I said, well, I.

So I said, well, I.

Can't get the internet price eighty six. She says, well, we can give you the eighty six, but you'll have to move all your stuff in another unit. Oh hell no, I'm not gonna just move everything. Just give me the price, so I'm back to ninety six. My point is, again, slices, keep an eye on your billing because companies will try to fuck you with autopay where they think think you're looking. They're like, oh, thank you for your automatic payment. Yeah, they doubled it. They doubled it every once in a while. If you have an iPhone, you should actually take a look at your current Apple subscriptions and seeing what's on auto pay. You're gonna find stuff there that you thought, oh shit, I forgot all about this thing, and it's on and it's in the background taking your money every month. There are some apps to Little Pay, Google Pay, same thing you could see like auto payments that you didn't even realize you were doing. These apps are literally take it's it's auto charging you in the background and you may not realize it. Well, it's not for stuff you didn't sign up for. It's stuff you signed up for you forgot about. Correct. Yeah, like I don't need this video GPT thing. I don't know, but apparently I've been paying like nine to ninety nine a month for it.

Can't get the internet price eighty six. She says, well, we can give you the eighty six, but you'll have to move all your stuff in another unit. Oh hell no, I'm not gonna just move everything. Just give me the price, so I'm back to ninety six. My point is, again, slices, keep an eye on your billing because companies will try to fuck you with autopay where they think think you're looking. They're like, oh, thank you for your automatic payment. Yeah, they doubled it. They doubled it every once in a while. If you have an iPhone, you should actually take a look at your current Apple subscriptions and seeing what's on auto pay. You're gonna find stuff there that you thought, oh shit, I forgot all about this thing, and it's on and it's in the background taking your money every month. There are some apps to Little Pay, Google Pay, same thing you could see like auto payments that you didn't even realize you were doing. These apps are literally take it's it's auto charging you in the background and you may not realize it. Well, it's not for stuff you didn't sign up for. It's stuff you signed up for you forgot about. Correct. Yeah, like I don't need this video GPT thing. I don't know, but apparently I've been paying like nine to ninety nine a month for it.

Oh congratulations.

Oh congratulations.

Yeah, that's fucking forty dollars out the window because I signed up, never used it, forgot I signed up for it. I did one of those free trial things and then it went said, oh and in six days it's gonna it's gonna auto pay, and you agree to that, you know, realize that. So I got screwed. But anyway, keep up with your Apple subscriptions. Absolutely. Let me ask you. Yes, I know you're not a frequent flyer, but I wanted to. I want to. I wanted to bring stuff in my carry on, and I wanted I didn't want to check a bag. So it's at the airport and I get from New York to Delray Beach, Florida to West Palm Beach with the carry on, No problem, bring the bag goes through everything. My luggage done. Now I'm going from Now I'm going from Fort Lauderdale to to San Jose. We're going to coast Rica. Okay, same thing. I want it, just to carry on. Didn't want to check a bag. All of a sudden, it's that moment of truth where your bag gets past the X ray and goes onto the rollers and then it stops. And then you know that either it's going to go to the left for the auxiliary set of rollers, or it's gonna continue straight and continue rolling toward you. Well, my my my bag made the dramatic turn, and then they went and I'm like no. And then my bag went to the other set of rollers and it rolled to the left and then it rolled and I'm like fuck, So now they're gonna go rifling through my bag. So I get I'm like, okay, what could it be what could it be?

Yeah, that's fucking forty dollars out the window because I signed up, never used it, forgot I signed up for it. I did one of those free trial things and then it went said, oh and in six days it's gonna it's gonna auto pay, and you agree to that, you know, realize that. So I got screwed. But anyway, keep up with your Apple subscriptions. Absolutely. Let me ask you. Yes, I know you're not a frequent flyer, but I wanted to. I want to. I wanted to bring stuff in my carry on, and I wanted I didn't want to check a bag. So it's at the airport and I get from New York to Delray Beach, Florida to West Palm Beach with the carry on, No problem, bring the bag goes through everything. My luggage done. Now I'm going from Now I'm going from Fort Lauderdale to to San Jose. We're going to coast Rica. Okay, same thing. I want it, just to carry on. Didn't want to check a bag. All of a sudden, it's that moment of truth where your bag gets past the X ray and goes onto the rollers and then it stops. And then you know that either it's going to go to the left for the auxiliary set of rollers, or it's gonna continue straight and continue rolling toward you. Well, my my my bag made the dramatic turn, and then they went and I'm like no. And then my bag went to the other set of rollers and it rolled to the left and then it rolled and I'm like fuck, So now they're gonna go rifling through my bag. So I get I'm like, okay, what could it be what could it be?

Sex toys?

Sex toys?

No, dude, please?

No, dude, please?

Uh did you get the Joe Rogan mushrooms?

Uh did you get the Joe Rogan mushrooms?

Rogan mushrooms? No? No, no, no no. So you know there was a little circle, you know, they look at the X ray and like aha. And he opens up my bag and then opens up my my toiletry pouch. I'm like, what's in there?

Rogan mushrooms? No? No, no, no no. So you know there was a little circle, you know, they look at the X ray and like aha. And he opens up my bag and then opens up my my toiletry pouch. I'm like, what's in there?

You five hundred dollars shampoo?

You five hundred dollars shampoo?

I'm compliant, opens it up. I had in there a very expensive hair gel that I that I like to use, especially when I'm doing my my program. There, you know that I that I like to like. It's it's kind of like a weight list and the oil list, and there's not a lot of chemicals in it. See I didn't say it. And it was three point seven ounces and the limit is three point four And I'm like the son of a bitch. And and then I'm like, I don't don't take this away from me. I'm like, that cost me thirty dollars. You know I exaggerated. Once you just put a little in your hair right there? Put three ounces And then he grabbed my toothpaste, my toothpaste Brody, which was originally a five ounce tube, but more than half of it was gone. So I said, oh no, no, nounce right, I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoah. He goes, it says five ounces here. I said, I know, but but if you take a look, it's halfway done. There's only about two and a half ounces in there. That's well below the three point four living. He goes, we don't know that for a fact. He goes, ah, no, he so he took my fucking toothpaste and my hair jel, Well, why don't you just take some of the hairjel out putting your hair because it wasn't because he was gonna apply the same logic. The bottle says three point seven buck you oh, the said three point seven No, it was ounces. Well, I didn't know, but what's an out no amongst me doing this since two thousand and one, you didn't know. I know, but they've gotten lax. And by the way, I said to the guy, who wait.

I'm compliant, opens it up. I had in there a very expensive hair gel that I that I like to use, especially when I'm doing my my program. There, you know that I that I like to like. It's it's kind of like a weight list and the oil list, and there's not a lot of chemicals in it. See I didn't say it. And it was three point seven ounces and the limit is three point four And I'm like the son of a bitch. And and then I'm like, I don't don't take this away from me. I'm like, that cost me thirty dollars. You know I exaggerated. Once you just put a little in your hair right there? Put three ounces And then he grabbed my toothpaste, my toothpaste Brody, which was originally a five ounce tube, but more than half of it was gone. So I said, oh no, no, nounce right, I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoah. He goes, it says five ounces here. I said, I know, but but if you take a look, it's halfway done. There's only about two and a half ounces in there. That's well below the three point four living. He goes, we don't know that for a fact. He goes, ah, no, he so he took my fucking toothpaste and my hair jel, Well, why don't you just take some of the hairjel out putting your hair because it wasn't because he was gonna apply the same logic. The bottle says three point seven buck you oh, the said three point seven No, it was ounces. Well, I didn't know, but what's an out no amongst me doing this since two thousand and one, you didn't know. I know, but they've gotten lax. And by the way, I said to the guy, who wait.

A second, lass Los Angeles Airport, I said.

A second, lass Los Angeles Airport, I said.

Hio, I said the TSA, I said, wait a second. I came through the same TSA to get from New York from New York to Palm Beach, Florida, and this bag went through and nobody said anything about it. So why is there a problem? Now? Why is there a problem? And you're taking not one but two of my items out and he says, sorry, sir, he goes you can you can choose to check the bag anyway. I was about to make a federal case out of it. A supervisor came by and I'm like, you know what, I don't I want to I don't want to press this anything.

Hio, I said the TSA, I said, wait a second. I came through the same TSA to get from New York from New York to Palm Beach, Florida, and this bag went through and nobody said anything about it. So why is there a problem? Now? Why is there a problem? And you're taking not one but two of my items out and he says, sorry, sir, he goes you can you can choose to check the bag anyway. I was about to make a federal case out of it. A supervisor came by and I'm like, you know what, I don't I want to I don't want to press this anything.

Take the hair gel, put it in your hair as much as you could.

Take the hair gel, put it in your hair as much as you could.

Oh, just score the whole fucking thing a hairdel or you know what, check your bag at that point. No, it's not worth the toothpaste in the hair gel. Why not? How much is it to check a bag, because then I have to go all the way back to the beginning and go back up and out pass the security line, You bastard slices. Would you have just gone and checked your bag at that point? No, rather than waste your product. You're at the point of TSA where you're almost going to gonna go to your gate. You're well past anything. You're well past the entire security line. You would to be gonna go back upstairs or around the thing, or and check and wait in that line to check a bag just for fucking toothpaste.

Oh, just score the whole fucking thing a hairdel or you know what, check your bag at that point. No, it's not worth the toothpaste in the hair gel. Why not? How much is it to check a bag, because then I have to go all the way back to the beginning and go back up and out pass the security line, You bastard slices. Would you have just gone and checked your bag at that point? No, rather than waste your product. You're at the point of TSA where you're almost going to gonna go to your gate. You're well past anything. You're well past the entire security line. You would to be gonna go back upstairs or around the thing, or and check and wait in that line to check a bag just for fucking toothpaste.

Well that's what I now. Here's the thing I don't believe.

Well that's what I now. Here's the thing I don't believe.

I got into it a debate with a woman on Facebook and in one of my group pages, they're talking about going through the airport and the check in line and how they One woman was like, oh, I accidentally had a water bottle. I forgot my water bottle and they stopped me. All right, now, first of all, I don't know how you accidentally have a water bottle in your bag. But okay, So this other woman says, Oh, if you want to bring water through TSA, just tell them it's for your medication. You got to take pills. So I said, why would that work. You can go buy water at the shop once you get through security exactly. She said, Nope, they never stopped me. I just say it's my medication. I show them my pills and they let me keep the water. So I said, so basically, a terrorist can bring lighter fluid or or you know, some kind of explosive liquid on the plane it looks like water and just go oh, it's my Oh it's by the way, terrorists, if you're listening, please don't take that advice from me. If you're a terrorist, slice you didn't hear that from me? What kind of bullshit is that? She's like, Oh, I just tell them it's my medication. I need to have my water with me, and they let me take the water through. Well kind of, I don't care if the woman needs medication, take the medication. Did you finish the water? Go through security, Go buy another bottle of water. You don't take medication. I mean thirteen seconds and apparently she claims they let it go through every time. Just I've never been stopped. Really, Okay, I would like to know if that's happened, if that's worked for anybody, because I'm calling bullshit on that.

I got into it a debate with a woman on Facebook and in one of my group pages, they're talking about going through the airport and the check in line and how they One woman was like, oh, I accidentally had a water bottle. I forgot my water bottle and they stopped me. All right, now, first of all, I don't know how you accidentally have a water bottle in your bag. But okay, So this other woman says, Oh, if you want to bring water through TSA, just tell them it's for your medication. You got to take pills. So I said, why would that work. You can go buy water at the shop once you get through security exactly. She said, Nope, they never stopped me. I just say it's my medication. I show them my pills and they let me keep the water. So I said, so basically, a terrorist can bring lighter fluid or or you know, some kind of explosive liquid on the plane it looks like water and just go oh, it's my Oh it's by the way, terrorists, if you're listening, please don't take that advice from me. If you're a terrorist, slice you didn't hear that from me? What kind of bullshit is that? She's like, Oh, I just tell them it's my medication. I need to have my water with me, and they let me take the water through. Well kind of, I don't care if the woman needs medication, take the medication. Did you finish the water? Go through security, Go buy another bottle of water. You don't take medication. I mean thirteen seconds and apparently she claims they let it go through every time. Just I've never been stopped. Really, Okay, I would like to know if that's happened, if that's worked for anybody, because I'm calling bullshit on that.

But you should have told them, scary, you have a hair emergency. You have to have your Hairjael with you at all times.

But you should have told them, scary, you have a hair emergency. You have to have your Hairjael with you at all times.

Yeah, my teeth, they need me. They're building up plot as speak. Yeah, you don't want plaque on the plane, plaqu on the plane, plack on the plane. So no, But but if if it's just an ounce over, a couple of ounces over, they're gonna fuck me over on that. There has to be a cutof Okay, the color you said it was, you said it was three point se seven. That's not a couple of ounces. That's that's tens of an ounce, three point seven versus three point four. Right, that's three tenths of an ounce, right, So what's a couple of three tens of announces? Amongst friends? I think what the problem is the hairjail company never should have made a three point seven ounce bottle when the law is three point four?

Yeah, my teeth, they need me. They're building up plot as speak. Yeah, you don't want plaque on the plane, plaqu on the plane, plack on the plane. So no, But but if if it's just an ounce over, a couple of ounces over, they're gonna fuck me over on that. There has to be a cutof Okay, the color you said it was, you said it was three point se seven. That's not a couple of ounces. That's that's tens of an ounce, three point seven versus three point four. Right, that's three tenths of an ounce, right, So what's a couple of three tens of announces? Amongst friends? I think what the problem is the hairjail company never should have made a three point seven ounce bottle when the law is three point four?

Did you make it three point seven?

Did you make it three point seven?

That is stupid? And the toothpaste, which was five ounces, was clearly halfway done, So well, what do we measure it was halfway done? That was there was no more than two and a half ounces in there. That was definitely under the limit. Maybe they don't want you making up some kind of concoction in the empty space.

That is stupid? And the toothpaste, which was five ounces, was clearly halfway done, So well, what do we measure it was halfway done? That was there was no more than two and a half ounces in there. That was definitely under the limit. Maybe they don't want you making up some kind of concoction in the empty space.

Oh my god, I'll give him that one.

Oh my god, I'll give him that one.

Dude, you got to have a small sample sized, travel sized toothpaste.

Dude, you got to have a small sample sized, travel sized toothpaste.

You don't get that. That's that I called bullshit on.

You don't get that. That's that I called bullshit on.

I'll give you the hair I wanted my arm and hammer charcoal fucking toothpaste.

I'll give you the hair I wanted my arm and hammer charcoal fucking toothpaste.

Dude, you have garlic breath all the time.

Dude, you have garlic breath all the time.

That shit needed I need, I needed it all right, So let's take let's let's take a break here, I gotta tell you about Captain America. It's podcast. Yeah, Brody, I went to see Captain America because you know, I'm a fan of Marvel movie. You are quite the officionado sports and I when the movies open action finished, I go the Thursday before because the unofficial opening is the day before, and I went to see it in Imax. Now the theater I go to, you have a choice. You can either sit in the big recliner chairs with Dolby surround sound, or you can go to the Imax theater where the seats don't recline. Now, for Marvel movies, because they're big action films, I like to go to see it in Imax, on the big screen and with the best sound, the best sounds in the Dolby theater Imax that they yeah, they have digital audio in one of the theaters. Anyway, So I go to the Imax and whenever I buy my tickets in advance, I like to sit in the last row. Okay, okay, what is the strategy on that one. I don't want anybody behind me kicking my seat or whatever. And when it's Imax, you get a nice big view. It's a beautiful view. You know of this. It's the screens huge. I don't want to be close, so I usually get last row. Okay, So when I went to get my tickets, because it's a big deal, it's the premiere of a Marvel movie, there was no Now. I went alone, by the way, because no one else was available to go with me, and two of my friends wanted to go Friday, and I don't want to wait till Friday. So I was like, I'm going. I'm just going because I do a Marvel Movie Talk podcast, which you guys can search for Marvel Movie Talk on YouTube.

That shit needed I need, I needed it all right, So let's take let's let's take a break here, I gotta tell you about Captain America. It's podcast. Yeah, Brody, I went to see Captain America because you know, I'm a fan of Marvel movie. You are quite the officionado sports and I when the movies open action finished, I go the Thursday before because the unofficial opening is the day before, and I went to see it in Imax. Now the theater I go to, you have a choice. You can either sit in the big recliner chairs with Dolby surround sound, or you can go to the Imax theater where the seats don't recline. Now, for Marvel movies, because they're big action films, I like to go to see it in Imax, on the big screen and with the best sound, the best sounds in the Dolby theater Imax that they yeah, they have digital audio in one of the theaters. Anyway, So I go to the Imax and whenever I buy my tickets in advance, I like to sit in the last row. Okay, okay, what is the strategy on that one. I don't want anybody behind me kicking my seat or whatever. And when it's Imax, you get a nice big view. It's a beautiful view. You know of this. It's the screens huge. I don't want to be close, so I usually get last row. Okay, So when I went to get my tickets, because it's a big deal, it's the premiere of a Marvel movie, there was no Now. I went alone, by the way, because no one else was available to go with me, and two of my friends wanted to go Friday, and I don't want to wait till Friday. So I was like, I'm going. I'm just going because I do a Marvel Movie Talk podcast, which you guys can search for Marvel Movie Talk on YouTube.

And I had to go see the movie. So I got the next to the last row dead Center.

And I had to go see the movie. So I got the next to the last row dead Center.

Cool. Way, that's close enough. Okay, what could go on? Well, what could go wrong? So you know, I'll get to the I'll describe the popcorn later in the story. But all more movies now have to have a gimmicky popcorn bucket. Remember the Dune popcorn bucket, which is not Marvel, but it was like a yeah, it was the Sandworm and it looked like it's a collectible, right, collectible. So the popcorn bucket for Captain America is very unique, which I'll talk about in a minute. So I'm sitting in the next to the next to the last row, and there's a there's a guy to my right and a guy to my left. I don't know who they are, but I make like a conversation with them. Oh, you excited about the movie? Yeah? Whatever. These two women go into the back row and they're walking through and they they come in behind me and the guy next to me, and I hear one of them say, now, keep in mind, these are not recliner chairs. They tilt back a little from the natural weight of a human being. They just kind of they tilt back. If you wanted to sit upright, you'd have to make a conscious effort to sit up and hold your back straight. Otherwise, if you sit in a chair, it tilts back a little bit, which is comfortable. Now, I have a bad back, so when I drive, I sit You've seen my seat in my car, I sit back a little bit. Yeah, I see that. Yeah, okay, So I'm I'm comfortable in my seat and the and the woman, one of the women leans over and now I don't know who she's talking to, and I hear her say, excuse me, can you move your seat up? My friend's pregnant. Now, I don't know who she's talking to. She didn't tap me on the shoulder. I don't know what she's talking to. And I can't move my seat up because if I if I sit up, I gotta sit like like a mannequin. And that's bad. It's bad for your back right. And it's a stadium seating. The place is made. It's made to be able to recline your chair instead plenty of leg room. This theater is so big you can sit back tilted a little bit and people can still walk behind you in the road behind you.