The 'Toy Story' Hookup, Pick-Me Burnout & Inner Child Healing w/ Taylor Tomlinson

Happy Pride, Messy Mob!! Writer, comedian Taylor Tomlinson came to play! Brandon and "Tay Tay" imagine a hypothetical "queer-platonic" marriage, debate location sharing etiquette, and Taylor shares one of the most surprising turns a hookup has ever taken in Messy's history. Plus: a listener sends a…

Your Bestie's Ex Is NOT The One, Hun—Summer House Reunion, Love Island Begins, Trump's Loser Convention, and Tony Award-winning Sarah Jones on Perfectionism—Messy Bonus

Summer is here, and Brandon is clearing the calendar for reality TV. Starting with this episode, the messy bonuses are going all-in on the shows running our brains into rot all season — Bravo's Summer House reunion, Love Island USA Season 7 with Ariana Madix hosting, and whatever other reality TV c…

I Cheated on Every Partner—With Their Potential: Love, Rest & Workaholism w/ Tony Award-Winning Sarah Jones

Sarah Jones came to the couch and left us speechless. The Tony-winning performer gets radically honest about how she's been "cheating" on every partner—not with another person, but with a fantasy version of who they could become. From there, we spiral into the messy truth about workaholism as a pos…

AI Boyfriends Are Cheating & Spontaneous Sex Is Overrated — Messy Bonus

Brandon has questions, concerns, and possibly a group chat theory. Drake just gave us what feels like a 43-song therapy session, and Brandon would like to know who’s taking notes, who’s holding space, and whether snacks were provided. Also, if you didn’t vote, this may not be your safe space right …

100 Ejaculations, One Grumpy Pussy & the Orgasm Formula Nobody Taught You w/ Dr. Vanessa Marin

Dr. Vanessa Marin gives us the sex ed class boarding school owed us. Brandon and Dr. Marin, creator of the Sex Talks card game, get into scheduling sex, ejaculation myths, open relationships, the surprising problem with fantasies, perimenopause, why “just relax” is terrible advice, and a longevity …

Friendship Breakups Need Couples Therapy Too — Pam Grier, Cheyenne Bryant & More

Brandon gets into Pam Grier’s three-day orgasm story and the art of surrendering to pleasure, intimacy, and your own body. Then they turn from sex and pleasure to friendship breakups — when to call it quits with your bestie, what couples therapy can teach us about friendship, and when a therapist s…

Patriarchy Is History’s Biggest C*ck Block w/ Liz Plank

Brandon welcomes author and Boy Problems podcast host Liz Plank into the messy living room for a raw conversation about feminine energy, why patriarchy keeps men from connecting, pretty privilege, performing masculinity vs. actually embodying it, and why every straight man should understand what it…

Kevin Hart’s Netflix Roast, Jamie Foxx & Why Interracial Dating Still Has Us Talking

Brandon gets into Kevin Hart’s Netflix roast, Jamie Foxx’s appearance, and why people still care so much about interracial couples. Then Curly Velasquez is back with the best outtakes from his episode, including a wild mid-hookup story about a friend, kink talk, Amsterdam confessions, the parakeet …

God Is Freaky: Bible Stories, Sober Sex & Ancestral Mess w/ Curly Velasquez

Brandon sits down with Curly Velasquez, co-host of The Super Secret Bestie Club and Vice President of Development at LatiNation Media, for a funny, spiritual, and deeply messy conversation about grief, sober sex, ancestral rituals, chosen family, and the ways our bodies remember what our mouths are…

Megan Thee Stallion, Dr. Cheyenne Bryant & the Vending Machine Hustle

In this bonus episode of, Brandon reflects on his conversation with best friend Lyo Reneau before diving into Megan Thee Stallion and Klay Thompson breakup discourse and the mental health toll of public scrutiny. Brandon also reacts to Dr. Cheyenne Bryant’s licensing controversy, shares why referra…