This week, Mel's fact reminds Monty of a terrifying event that recently happened in her home, that ended with a major PPM (Proud Parenting Moment). There’s also the Aussie singer’s son with incredible pipes and Mel’s MUCH less impressive childhood performances. Monty’s son’s school is evacuated for a scary - but vintage - reason, Mel is reminded of an 80’s ad with a very adult moment, and we disagree over whether sucking a dummy as a form of self-regulation beyond the toddler years is ok. Enjoy!

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