

Daylight Robbery
Happy New Year! We're ringing in 2026 with our words of the year, and a story from Monty about how a bid to relax over the holidays ended in daylight robbery. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here.

All We Want For Christmas Is...
In this last ep for the year, we share the Christmas gifts we were desperate for as kids, and the ones we want as adults, and Monty shares a radio moment that'll make you cringe hard. Merry Christmas everyone! Can't wait to be back in the new year. Love youssssssss. xxx Fancy supporting us on Pat…

Plaster Cast
This week, we share some 'embarrassing for no reasons', discuss the war on nose hair, mo hair and the most unhinged pube removal story that somehow ends with a Christmas twist. Monty tells us a saucy story about her mate 'Rob the Dentist' involving a horny girlfriend and a plaster cast, and Mel sh…

LUCKY DIP, EP 157
Welcome to Lucky Dip - our bite-sized weekly (sometimes fortnightly) pod! Each ep, we'll take turns sticking our mitts into the goodie bucket and unwrapping a topic to chinwag about. You never know what you're gonna get, so enjoy five minutes of randomness that we hope will bring a lil' nugget of j…

Better than Bevilles
This week, we kick off with Monty's Elf on the Shelf, and how we ruined Christmas for our kids. There's also George Clooney and Travis Kelce's recent convo about never arguing with their partners, a celeb that wants to be cryogenically frozen, funeral chat, Cardi B's umbilical jewellery and a very …

LUCKY DIP, EP 156
Welcome to Lucky Dip - our bite-sized weekly (sometimes fortnightly) pod! Each ep, we'll take turns sticking our mitts into the goodie bucket and unwrapping a topic to chinwag about. You never know what you're gonna get, so enjoy five minutes of randomness that we hope will bring a lil' nugget of j…

Has Christmas Gone Too Far?
This week, it's grey hair, bare feet, answering phones and the invasive nostril assault of a strong-smelling person. There's also a new show that Monty is dying to watch, Wog v Aussie Christmas lunch duties and we ask - has Christmas gone too far? Enjoy. x Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out …

LUCKY DIP, EP 155
Welcome to Lucky Dip - our bite-sized weekly (sometimes fortnightly) pod! Each ep, we'll take turns sticking our mitts into the goodie bucket and unwrapping a topic to chinwag about. You never know what you're gonna get, so enjoy five minutes of randomness that we hope will bring a lil' nugget of j…

The New Rules of Nappy Changing
This week, Mel shares a fact related to last week's ep courtesy of a beautiful listener named Nic, and Monty's damp from dipping again. Kourtney Kardashian is selling lollypops that are not for your mouth, Kim K has turned her back on psychics after a recent failure, and Love Island contestants are…

LUCKY DIP, EP 154
Welcome to Lucky Dip - our bite-sized weekly (sometimes fortnightly) pod! Each ep, we'll take turns sticking our mitts into the goodie bucket and unwrapping a topic to chinwag about. You never know what you're gonna get, so enjoy five minutes of randomness that we hope will bring a lil' nugget of j…