That's So Rock n Roll

This week, we kick off with a conversation about day clothes vs bed clothes, and a text messaging conspiracy theory. There’s also things that are embarrassing for no reason, some new additions to the anti-bucket list, and things people do that are very rock n roll. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Pa…

Don't Forget Your Toothbrush

This week, we talk comfort shows, ponder whether good coin trumps job satisfaction, and find common ground with our new best mate, Kylie Jenner. Monty tells us about her questionable new skincare routine, Mel is taking medical advice from Insta, we're both smashing supplements, one of us is fibrema…

Playdate Etiquette

This week, Monty’s rocking a new playlist to help with her insomnia, and it features a 90’s icon we haven’t heard about it YONKS, and it reminds Mel of a weirdly specific genre of music we’d almost forgotten about. Monty tells us about having to do the worst job at her son’s footy match, and we man…

The Loveogy

This week, we're talking about the joy of team sports, Lena Dunham's new book and why the Michael Jackson movie feels NQR to us. There's also the new 'maxxing' trend that is so dumb we can't quite believe it, chest hair is hot again, the sad and brave death of James Valentine, and Mel delivers Mont…

Mel's Big Farewell

This week, we kick off with the lost art of the ad jingle and remember a Victorian horticulture icon. Mel shares some questions that are meant to take your first date to the next level, but we disrespectfully disagree. And as promised, Monty shares the eulogy she's written for Mel, and it does not…

Flowmaxxing

This week, Monty’s been searching for the path out of peri hell, Mel wants to make the classic nervous breakdown great again, and we chat about Lamar Odom’s new doco and the disease of addiction. We also talk about Clavicular, looksmaxxing, and the (perhaps unfair and a bit sexist) turn-off of ove…

Double the Fun

This week, Monty’s been listening to 90’s mega mixes again, and she tells us about the time she auditioned for a gig as a Channel V VJ. Mel shares her terrible sleep habits, and the recent rabbit hole she went down about an OnlyFans creator with a dual reproductive system, and an affiliated fascina…

Monty's Wedding

This week, we take 'mixed bag' to a whole new level, kicking off with Monty's love of gyoza and Sydney Sweeney, parenting advice from Machine Gun Kelly, why Pete Davidson is hot, and a round of Celebrity Age Game that blew Mel's socks off. Mel judges Monty for her selfish 'dick moves', Monty judge…

A Prolapse and a Power Cry

This week, Monty has started jogging and it has backfired spectacularly, with an unsolicited critique of her form, and a very uncomfortable pelvic floor issue.  Dr Mel provides her unqualified medical advice, including a great app suggestion, a stern lecture, and a five star constipation hack. Mon…

Tasteful Nudes

This week, Mel tells us about a family secret that was exposed live on air during a radio segment that is a worst nightmare come true for a Brazilian couple, and the recent twist in the case of a US mother of three who went missing while Christmas shopping years ago. We also talk glamour shots, fu…