



Double the Fun
This week, Monty’s been listening to 90’s mega mixes again, and she tells us about the time she auditioned for a gig as a Channel V VJ. Mel shares her terrible sleep habits, and the recent rabbit hole she went down about an OnlyFans creator with a dual reproductive system, and an affiliated fascina…

Monty's Wedding
This week, we take 'mixed bag' to a whole new level, kicking off with Monty's love of gyoza and Sydney Sweeney, parenting advice from Machine Gun Kelly, why Pete Davidson is hot, and a round of Celebrity Age Game that blew Mel's socks off. Mel judges Monty for her selfish 'dick moves', Monty judge…

A Prolapse and a Power Cry
This week, Monty has started jogging and it has backfired spectacularly, with an unsolicited critique of her form, and a very uncomfortable pelvic floor issue. Dr Mel provides her unqualified medical advice, including a great app suggestion, a stern lecture, and a five star constipation hack. Mon…

Tasteful Nudes
This week, Mel tells us about a family secret that was exposed live on air during a radio segment that is a worst nightmare come true for a Brazilian couple, and the recent twist in the case of a US mother of three who went missing while Christmas shopping years ago. We also talk glamour shots, fu…

Ding Dong
This week, we both have the stench of embarrassment on us... one because of a social rejection involving a musical legend, and the other because she literally stinks. 😂 We share our differing opinions on the increasingly tiny frames of high profile women, and if they have a responsibility to the m…

Reno, but make it povo
This week, we talk thirst traps and fashion - including the jeans we refuse to wear. Mel has hit peak povo home reno, and Monty gives us an update on her TMS treatment. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook …

A Live Breakdown
This week, someone called the cops, someone got rejected by their family and somehow, a convo about CDs becomes a mini breakdown. Enjoy! Fancy supporting us on Patreon? Find out more here. Follow us and get in touch on Instagram here. Follow us on Facebook here.

Very Superstitious
This week, we kick off with a bit of Fire Horse chat with a side of wtichy wog curse energy, which Mel's mad for, but Monty isn't buying in to. We chat about the a Sydney guy's attempt to bring back the rave with a MAJOR twist on the ones we grew up with in the 90s. Speaking of, one half of an Auss…

Story Time with Aunty Kez
WARNING: The last segment of this episode contains conversation around suicide. This week, we talk about songs you’re embarrassed to admit are on your playlist, the hell of being backed-up on holiday, and we welcome Aunty Kez for a special segment, where she delivers some story time gold that had …

The One Place You Should NEVER Check Your Phone
This week, we kick off with a hit of nostalgia involving The Peach Pit and a forgotten 90’s ‘so-bad-it’s-amazing’ hit song. We remember the ridiculous body shaming of Nicole Richie, Monty's failure to commit to MAFS has her feeling left out, and Mel can’t come to terms with her husband’s inability …