Tim humiliated himself on Today Extra—first, fumbling basic math while talking about the Budget, then doubling down with an awkward exit. Later, he proudly admitted to skipping showers on weekends, sparking pure chaos. Meanwhile, Oasis fans are so desperate for tickets they’re applying for bar jobs at the gigs. In the Glossys, a man got arrested mid-flight for severe constipation, and one Instagram mum is pushing the family cloth—yes, reusable toilet wipes. We have so many questions.
I'll work to the park.
Welcome to the podcast. I'm still feeling quite queasy from the conversation that happened.
It's my fault that story to the table.
Yes, I'm about to talk about Oh my gosh family cloth and.
That reminds me of Friday nights.
He'll be flying light Friday.
Seven o'clock on the player.
Appy.
Single person that works with me is on my team at Australian Idol was with you on the weekend?
Really was he? Was he behaving?
He's not on my team.
He was a plus one. Here's a plus one that I didn't know was coming plus point seventy five.
I'm confused.
I'll tell you.
What was happening was that the last the last episode of no was the last was the last stool for arc.
Is closing?
Ar Is closing?
Yes, the tunnel is a bodyline.
Right, yes, yes, yes, but I thought I thought it was just the last poof Oh my gosh.
Renovation they did and they had a tunnel to bodyline.
Where you're gone remains bringing it back there. It's going to be called pop Well.
They do do pufed off in Melbourne. They do do a toilet sometimes they have a DJ one of the toilet cubicles.
On the weekend. Yeah, of course stinks off.
Oh ship.
Far let arc. Yeah, I haven't been there in years.
The tree on for still kicking those so you go, Yeah, you can't knock that over. Noah's obviously if you can find that.
Yeah. Oh my god, all the hard barks in the world they're having a great guy.
Oh my goodness, enjoy the pod, guys.
Are we live on the radio?
Oh we laugh?
Start show.
Is Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joe driving.
Here we go, Ricky, Tim and Joel and my idea of a very nice day out.
It should be a crime. It's so good.
Yeahs soon as you hit four o'clock, then a round thing in your face.
You get smoke.
Joe, welcome eyes up here, Thank you.
But not here, sir. Mix a lot, since mix a lot.
It is so mixed a lot. You are the music man off the team.
Oh, he's been knighted fair enough at he.
Does sing about big butts and can Lah must be tough.
This is so weird that the whole team's back together.
We're back. I know it's been. It's been a topsy turvy time.
It has been.
We're all over the place at the moment.
Beauty of radio is consistency, right, give the audience the same thing. That's true.
Yeah, and Ricky and I are inconsistent, which makes us incredibly consistent.
Lovely to have you both here all lovely to be Oh my god, what have.
We got today?
Another spot to come along with us on Nova's Red Room Global Tour, Howard by Xipedia Friday, We're giving away the third spot. So excited.
I'm gonna sorry about Oasis for you black is that you're gonna laugh? I'm getting a bit hip and groovy on whatever day it.
Is, Wednesday, you're the music man Tuesday.
And then what are you pulling from the TV? You're pulling something from TV.
I have had a morning. I've had a morning.
I've been watching someone be a hot mess on the TV this.
Morning, Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joel on over.
Oh that was too much.
One was a lot, Ricky.
I was really putting my back into it. So mix a Lot would be proud.
He would be, he would be you might be united next?
Why are we talking about some mix a lot so much?
Open the show with ye Big Canuti.
Didn't that remind me of Charlie's Angels.
You get strong.
Watched Charlie's Angel with the kids last weekend.
Good, really good, and then in the second one we get our you know rock Chick Pink, she's in it. She's playing the biking game.
Yeah.
Watching Sons of Anarky, I know it gets intense and.
I love it.
I love re watch it. I've just rewatched it.
It's so the scene, you know that, the final scene and the op scene. Are they still as good the second time you've watched it?
Took my breath away.
Did you ever watch Sons? No, you would have a real thing. You'd like it, really, he would, because he would like all of the like.
Other bodies not to date on White Lotus. I am right up to day.
My Finally something happened.
Serious love this season happened. I'm loving this season. Loads happened. Mate, this happened. Loads happened.
You don't have to do that. I know, I need you to know. The thing apparently is there one episode to go and that's there's nothing not possible. I checkedbt that last night. Yes it is.
It's a really short season.
All three seasons have seven episodes, I'm pretty sure. And we just start to check that.
I thought it was a ten epper. I love this season. I think this has been I actually like this season the.
Most, perhaps eight and Nothing's happened to.
You.
If you want stuff to happen on TV, you go to Channel nine at ten o'clock on Tuesdays.
You are correct, Tim Blackwell, because on Tuesday mornings it's my favorite time of the week.
What happens.
It's my favorite time of the week because that's what happens. That's my friend.
Oh you said, sorry, thought you said channel ten. I was like, yes, I know, you're on Today Extra. It's a very big deep and.
It's a huge's watching doctors waiting rooms rich and I watch.
It every Tuesday morning.
Yes, as people are having feelings put in yep.
And when I think about, you know, the hot topics of the world, I want Tim Blackwell's opinion, especially when we're talking.
About the federal budget.
Tim is the only one whose opinion I don't care about. So I was having my little morning coffee, my little nest Cafe gold Smooth this morning. Yeah, and Tim fact Well is bringing bringing the heat on TV, not just not just on the road.
Listen to this.
These are the days where I get reminded of that little analogy about like you know, a million is eleven point five days and a billion is thirty one years, like millions and billions to anyone your seconds? Leave the word second?
Yeah you did? I was like, dolls, is that?
I'm so excited for the budget. I'm an economist.
News.
You look good, you look really good.
I liked you in the suit and the white shirt was very crisp. But my goodness, you can't.
I left out the words second, our elbow and Darton and stuff and the treasurer and all that stuff throwing around billions and.
You, Tim, fact, well, I do love that one. It's wonderful.
So I came back ten minutes later. You'd be proud of me.
All right.
You couldn't let it lie if we met Timm. He can't, he can't. I can't let it go.
We're talking about because something complete different, which we'll cover in a sect. But I crowbard it back in.
Good boy, the budget.
Okay, so one million will billion seconds is thirty one years away. It's just a lot of money. Thank you.
Me.
At six, I.
Kept trying to ask if they needed for the six o'clock yews, there's.
Still time you might be getting the call.
So one million seconds is eleven point five days. One billion seconds is thirty one point five years.
In fact, whoa.
Tim and Joel?
Oh my goodness, I mean, nothing's happened, Joel.
I just in my mind, heats has happened.
Back to the White Lotus.
By the way, three girls, she's now. I don't want to ruin it for people, but she's not gone behind the other one's back.
That is.
I'm finding that dynamic fascinating.
I feel like last night's episode it's the first time anything has happened finally that that's progressed. And then and then the stuff with the brothers.
You know, we know that was a lot It was the highest rated episode of White Lotus. He's in White Lotuses Street.
Now because you know why, because of the K pop people, the K pop crowd that were talking about yesterday. That's why I got confused. So season one had six episodes, season two had seven, Season three has eight. So they go six seven.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Nicole Kidman putting her hand up saying she'd quite like to do.
It's like me saying I'd like to be in the next mission.
Impossible, like no, but obviously he's going to get whatever she wants.
I'd like to be in the Formula one movie.
Okay, I don't think Nicole Kidman will. I think they use quite unknown people.
Oh no, she did Nine Perfect Strangers, and.
She did that other one with where they danced on the beach at the opening of Every Year.
That was the one where she stooped zach Efron straight away on the couch and stuff in the bedroom at least in the middle.
Oh yeah, that's your real feelings on that. Wow, no stopping unless it's in the bedroom.
No.
My favorite thing that in that movie when she's like me for your daughter. Oh, she's going to be back about three hours.
How about you get drunk?
Oh wait, can I have a water? You got need tequila?
What movie is this?
It's the worst in the history of the world.
Nicole Kimmen and zach Efron and they both should hang their heads in shame.
That's a weird duo people I wouldn't put together.
And the two of them in a scene this classic Sergeant's dreams.
Oh my gosh, yeah.
Is everywhere?
Oh god, definitely not to have any open flames.
Let's talk about showering.
Let's talk about showering.
I'm bringing another thing to the table regarding what you talked about on the TV this morning. You really you you really made a statement that it's not it's not a surprise to us because you say this to us, but.
You really said it.
On the TV National.
Television, National TV.
On Today Extra, they were talking about how school camp punished kids by removing their shower privileges, and one Tim Blackwell comes in hot with this, I go.
Whole weekends without having a shower.
I do wow.
I don't care.
No, I don't. You shouldn't tell people.
You shouldn't say that out loud.
No, No, it's.
Not a punishment for any male guys don't having a shower.
It's boring, peaceful, it's boring. It's the most tim buck thing I've ever heard.
I love a shower. But are they saying so in school camps? They're like threatening the kids and not letting me. I hate it when schools get on a power trip and do that.
But like that's what I was saying. They're all just ten year old boys. How is that a punishment that is like that is a prize, Like thanks, thank you.
I'm just going to stay here and keep playing.
I remember on school camp we used to have to go and run around the lake before we could have breakfast. I was like, what what is that meant to teach me? What are you teaching me here? I think you're just, you know, wanting to punish us.
You're just ruining my day, is what you're doing.
Are you a multiple day?
Like?
Do you shower more than once in a day?
If I if I work out in I'm a night, I have to shower before I go to bed, a hot, the hottest shower before slipping into bed fully moisturized, after my million step skin care routine. I'm like a seal slipping in those sheets. But then in the morning.
If I work out, I'll have a quick shower after a workout, but not my full proper you know what about.
The full scrub down. It depends if I've had a nice bath or not. Only either have a nice bath and a shower in a day or two showers in a day.
Do you Oh no, I was gonna say, you shell for you.
Do not shower before although I did today because I shaved and I wanted to keep a nice clean shave for you like.
A newborn today.
Yeah, it looks and I haven't had any jab jab jab jab in a while, so I'm thrilled that this is.
On overseas destinations Charcolate, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, featuring some of the biggest names in music.
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Yes, it is your bording past to see the world's biggest art post in personal But let me just pause this conversation for sec because the best thing about social media is you find people that agree with you. I just found this Okay Chamber on the Free Press. Real White Lotus.
Has the White Loadus fallen off this season?
Without question serious pretending it hasn't. We're four hours into a cultural product in which nothing has happened. I going to Reddit to find people who are as angrily passionate as I am about the degree to which White Lotus has fallen off from from certainly not an art direction standpoint. The cinematography is beautiful, but we're just in a period right now where prestige television has mastered cinematography and totally fallen off in terms of plot development.
And it's a problem. It looks so good because it looks so good, but nothing has happened in the story.
You know, I don't care. I'm counting down to the base of the New Handmaid's Tale. I'm still seeking with that.
Don't change the subject by mentioning another show.
I stick with shows. I'm loyal.
I'm watching it anyway. Hey, come along? You like to come along and see Gracie Abrams live? Yes, in Auckland. Yes, do you want that?
We'll take you to a cool carrier. Keep do you want? And whenever in Los Angeles?
Really is a dream boat, isn't he?
These are in the weirdest order, Dwan. But thanks for keeping me on my toes. Then do you want to see Shelley rolling? Yes?
Well only post Malone's there.
That was convenient, Danielle. Hellol, guys, amazing.
We haven't said anything yet.
Right attitude, Right attitude.
You're actually calling to say that you're not in the drawer.
Nyl just said, Did she just.
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Yes, Danny ll, Tim and Joel on nov S Love.
I said this to Dean on Thursday, you were there. You can't write about some Oh can't write about some Russell Crowe can't be in a bad movie. I can't write about he said to him.
I'm still in love with you.
I am with you without you.
With you with that.
I'll be in love with him when we see him live, for sure you will.
You'll be like a little cute koala.
Yeah, pump.
Twice.
Sorry, I didn't mean to out you.
Yes, Oasis, so you are going twice? Where are you seeing Oasis?
Well, hopefully I'm going to one of their UK shows. I've got tickets. But it's about getting there logistically, you know, a job and a family.
Yeah, we know that wonderful travel agent.
And then it's not about actually getting there. It's about getting there. And then Sydney.
Okay, when the Sydney one nov nov do You Reckon, They'll get all do You Reckon, They'll get to Australia.
They're going to make a billion dollars out of this show. They're going to do these shows.
Okay, I've got a little loophole for you if you want to go more than twice.
Also, the difference between a million and a million eleven don't get him started.
A million seconds is eleven point five days. Seconds is thirty one point five years.
Okay, that's massive, that's incredible.
Okay.
The Oasis Life Tour it kicks off Manchester July right approximately on now, I'm doing numbers good. Approximately fourteen million people across the UK try to get tickets, right, and there's only one point four million available.
Is that right?
I did pretty well to get those tickets in the UK because I actually bought them with my own money on waiting online.
Imagine how much you could scale from them for so die hard fans who missed out on those tickets. Right, they found a little loophole. They're now looking for jobs as baster over the summer in the hopes of working at least one of the sold out Oasis gigs.
Yeah, but are they missing the point that they have to work workerhaps I can't get it and just sing, well.
Here's the thing. One company they really seized onto the opportunity and they're specifically targeting Oasis fans and this is how they've advertised the job. Don't look back in anger, look forward to pouring pints. Join our team and work at the Oasis gigs at Heaton Park in Manchester. The shift will be approximately six to twelve hours a day, Oh my god, and pay twenty five dollars an hour.
That's pretty good. And also Manchester is their hometown right, yes, so that's pretty massive. Those gigs will be huge.
I know, I know.
They'd be like one for you, plun for you, one for me.
First time they've been on stage together in fifteen years.
It's quite such a big deal.
And the director of Peaky Blinders, you know, a show where stuff happens, he directed the new film that he's coming out shortly. Exciting, pretty exciting.
I'm very excited for you that you did get tickets and I do hope you go to the show.
Today before my birthday of the UK show getting more and more perfect by the second. The stuff to do here the show three small children, three small children.
But they can entertain themselves there adult they'll be fine.
Teach them how to cook a microwave meal.
Next, let's run through last night. It's a massive Australian idol.
Show underneath the Tim and Joel.
Maybe what's she up to these days? Don't call me up here on no Maybe.
People from her record label took that literally and they just haven't been calling her. Oh yeah, don't call me up okay yelling.
Maybe she only likes text. Maybe she only operates on the text like me. I don't I don't answer calls.
Is that one? No one's booking Madison Avenue these days?
I like that.
Let's talk idle. Last night it was great. You were certainly wearing gloves.
Oh my god, Oh my gosh. I love this. Looks so much Ricky same.
It's my favorite. And I've been so excited because I do all the fittings.
I did the fittings in like November December, and this is the one.
I've been most excited about wearing.
And I knew it was gonna It's either that people are gonna love it or hate it, but I don't care because I love it.
I love it. When you showed me like a couple of weeks ago, I think the first thing I went.
Was gloves and gloves, and Rich said the first thing I.
Said when I got home, he said, wait for Tim.
I can't wait to hear what Tim thinks about the gloves.
Someone said, your your your fingers look look square.
Yeah, because of the scenes of the gloves.
I looked like Homer Simpson putting his see in the radioactive glove or whatever the planet.
Alex Perry gloves, thank you very much.
You don't care Jack sixty year old.
Rectoral examinations. Backstage here, treat was walking funny.
Do you know?
That was the thing that was scary though, is because you know we're live and I've got this. I've got the card that has the people, you know, the people's names on them, and I was terrified of the card with the results slipping or something, or because there is a part where we have the card and all of their names who were revealing safe or through safe, all through to the bottom, and if that fell on it's on the wrong side, they can all they're all just standing there and they'd be able to see all of the results.
I don't think you do gloves anymore. Do them for the auditions at the auditions?
Thank you very much?
Leaning cash gear?
What can I do next year at auditions? It's not leaning on.
The door, lying on the floor.
I did do that the first year because.
Planking, you could plank outside of you.
I have no course rength.
Please, you're very fle circular saw in cover little hole in the wall.
At what height?
Sorry, So last night's results it was very These are these are the hardest shows, not just because they're live shows, but because we're saying goodbye to amazing singers.
And at this point in the competition, they're you know, the top eight down to the top six, they're all exceptional singers. But last night we said goodbye to the beautiful Emma from Canberra.
I don't love the song short, really old school.
I mean, that's kind of her, her vibe. She sings these classic epic songs. She's got a beautiful, really unique voice, I think. And then we said goodbye to the beautiful, gorgeous, amazing, gorgeous little ray of sunshine John.
From every Body Swim every show it's super be weird.
And he was so sad her tears in his eyes.
A beautiful little human. And when we announced Joel, you love her. Gisella, she did define.
Gravity, my queen. That's how I'm going for now that my favorite was Lemonade.
Now that we when we said that she was safe and through to the top six.
She was so like she felt guilty and sad and she was, who.
Take can you believe it?
Everyone here was so talented, so bad.
Don't feel bad, You're amazing and you deserve it. Take Take that a Moore's girlfriend, take that a plot and she's.
Like, get those gloves off my back.
The freaky Lee, Tim and Joel staring the pot till.
Six week Days.
Made Alex Warren you know where we know him from, good classic tonight of fifty five down the road. What about this though, don't worry about fifty five years down the road. What about next week? You win ten thousand dollars cash me with hard rated, not you. It's hard being this cheeky hard rated alcoholic Lemons six percent six percent is here packing one hundred and twenty one calories low sugar and is born cheeky eighteen plus drink responsibly to win, You're gonna need your cheekiest mate to have to do something to help you win it. Okay, au is.
To go see if I was entering, i'd call you black as you'd be my cheekiest mate.
Yeah for sure, little prink Corn.
Yeah no, I've got them all I love them. Yeah, I love it when you send them to me.
Got some new jokes to him. A loll folder.
You had a loll folder. That's the least loll thing I've ever heard.
When you hear the jokes, I r l. Let me see what the last low one is.
I told your oyster joke to someone at Channel seven, and every time I go into Sunrise or the Morning Show, they're there and they're like, oh, I've been out telling that oyster joke.
Oh my gosh, it's spreading.
It is.
But the capital is the.
Glasses on street.
Let's take a look at the world of glosses.
I was going to say Severance, not seven. It's the Office. This is well, everyone's talking about Severance at the moment and it sort of looks a bit similar.
This Australia happens.
Oh my god.
People love it.
People watch the first season The Office debuted in the US twenty years ago. Today, little shout out to Michael Scott and mccrew.
Love it.
I love it. I love it so much, so much.
In a recent interview with The Independent, Ricky Gervase, obviously the creator of the Office in the UK, said that they thought the remake would fail, They said, I imagine most Americans don't even know about the British show, which is probably true.
Yeah, I think I think I watched the American one before ever watching the Ricky de Base one.
The one bit of trivia. You know, Steve Carrell never watched a single episode of the British Office for the entire filming of the American Office.
Wow, No, I definitely watched the British first, then the American both fantastic. And I love the Australian one too.
I haven't watched that one.
I tried to watch the Australian one. I don't know. I think my Amazon account must have thought.
It's really funny. I liked it.
Is the best though, you're obsessed with him?
Yeah, okay, next Glossy, this is pretty funny.
Oh my gosh, Diesel himself is this?
Okay?
So this is Donald Trump? Is this the WhatsApp group that's accidentally got a journalist in it?
It's not, But tell that story very quickly. Okay.
So if I've got it correct, there's a WhatsApp group, or it's not a WhatsApp it's a signal group and they were, you know, had some pretty hectic war plans being discussed in there, and a random journalist was a member of the group and reading all all of it.
What an absolute idiot.
But is this about him going on his big rant about George Clooney?
No, what's that?
Oh my gosh, did you not see that.
This is not the portrait in Colorado State Capitol? And he said, I would much prefer not having a picture at all and having this one.
He looks like the Michelin man.
It looks like JD.
Van George.
He's going in on George Clooney in the same kind of tie rated like at the same time as this, he's going on about George Clooney being a movie quote unquote star and you know how he was backing the Democrats.
And blah blah blah blah blah.
You know, just he just unloads his spit. Kanya, Yes, I would say I think that's chill out.
A second rate movie star and failed political pundit.
Second rate movie star.
That means.
Maybe, okay, maybe the second part failed political pundit.
Sure. Little little tip for the office, Like, if you want me to read something on the air, it just has to be spelled correctly.
They're trying to be speedy, trying to be speedy, so every now and then pudn it comes through instead of pun.
And looking at that picture of Donald Trump, he does look like a political puddle.
It is not a flattering Now this next is a few days old, but it's a bit of fun.
Okay, this freaked me out this morning because I don't know who this person is. So Tiger Woods has post Golfer on Instagram. Tiger Wood, Yes, ding ding ding ding Ding Golfer. He's posted on Instagram that he's like confirmed a relationship.
With hard Launch.
I don't hard Launch, right, but the caption is what is confusing everyone. I ran straight to the comments. Okay, the caption doesn't really explain to me because I didn't know anything about this relationship. Are you announcing that you're engaged or you're married or are you're just hard launching relationship?
And what Vanessa Trump? Love is in the air and life is better with you by my side. We look forward to our journey through life together at this time. Would appreciate privacy for all those close to our hearts.
What a caption and.
So confusing, so confused. You just posted a picture.
In the comments, people like, what what have you read this seven times?
I still don't understand what you're saying.
Is how the golfing community reacted to the hard launch. Oh my goodness, that's actually from one of the greatest golf shots you've ever see. You if you YouTube Tiger Wood's best shot, it's the greatest two and a half minutes of sport on YouTube? Is it when the ball the Nike falls and then it's like, oh my, I get goosebumbs so much cubs every time in your life have you seen anything like that? I mean, if you want golf chart, come to this show we got it? Or I love this, I love this. Last see what's happening here?
Oh this is Leonardo DiCaprio.
I've been hearing some very spicy things about really yes, and I can't say any of the things I'm hearing very spicy things.
What I'll tell you.
So firstly, his new girlfriend's twenty six, so be careful to him. With French Vogue Victoria, I love Vitty coffee. Actually, so she hates being called Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend.
Yeah, get history.
My name's eye.
Yeah, I'm camp.
As soon as you're in a relationship with someone who has a large who has a larger than you. Following you become the girlfriend of or boyfriend of, We'll get.
No, especially with Leo, like take a number.
But unfortunately that's just something that comes along with the territory.
Right, You're gonna have to be okay with that son, Sweetie out of.
The capria for that reason.
No, get me off this private jet.
Job and sure.
Take the rest of the day off.
Wow, this is.
Yes, until the down ex Tuesday afternoon Tuesday.
Yes, and that's conserned that.
Now what song is this? Roll like thunder under the cover, Rolling.
Like thunder, rolling with the Holmie, rolling like deep mountains.
No, that wouldn't be under You're ready.
Like my favorite Elton Johnson Auntie Elton laughing like chill trend.
Never seen Elon john live. I'm not seen one of his ten farewell tours.
I saw him in Vegas and it was one of the coolest things I've ever seen. I like to it was never a real like I was never a fan of, but my friend dragged me along to this concert.
I was like, oh, fill come and it was amazing.
As a former colleague of Mindset Busy in the business, loves the piano still that man. I saw Rember his last ever show, the last ever show at the Sydney and tam Center before they the down, and then his last ever show in Australia. I saw Anyway I really am and any to opping fan. Yeah, guess what we want to know again? Very soon the under the cover celebrity that we have.
Lined, Oh my gosh, you'll be so proud of me are nowadays.
I was listening.
I was having my hair and makeup, I was in the chair getting ready for Australian and I was listening. No, but I was surprised that you didn't pick it at the very beginning once you knew who it was.
It was Angela Bishop, who will have been very soon for grabs. A bed shed voucher Bedched mid season clearance is on. Now up grade your bedroom for less bed shed. No one's better in the bedroom. We also have a thirteen thousand tmper mattress.
On Friday, Ricky Lee, Tim and Joel on Over.
Kicks off her Sydney run Tomorrow night Swagger shows.
I wonder if you have people joining her like she did in Melbourne every night.
YEA, was that a keen tricky lee.
Can you imagine I wouldn't be here if ali might be several shows.
I believe she's doing several shows.
Congratulations, Yeah, you could be doing one of the weekend shows. I'd still expected to rock up today, on whatever day it is.
No, she hasn't asked me.
No, well doa If you're listening, girl, rick, you can sing. She'd be intimidated. That'd be the reason.
Yeah, she's a big she's she's a big star.
She's she doesn't need me looking good. She looks amazing. Love with the long hair hair.
Yeah, always long hair. Don't care long hair. You know what she doesn't do? Wear gloves?
She does.
Okay, let's do this. I've got a little song parody for you. Ready again, you know the k Laying song. Constipation. Joe wants to tell you about constipation? Why and on? How long did your constipation lasts?
Oh?
No, I know, I know it's to some people that it's been weeks.
Yes, what do you mean though? What can I mean? This is a silly question.
That's not happened to me.
Some people struggle.
What is it?
What's constation?
Yeah?
You backed up?
You can't you can't go.
You can't.
I can't go.
And so especially after you sometimes after you've had a surgery and you've had certain medications, there are things that you have to do so you don't get constipated. But some people are just struggle and they can't do it regularly.
And I'm trying to know.
Just to have a coffee, just to have a coffee that work for people.
One person that doesn't have constipation is Jermaine because I caught him.
Read absolute what happens, don't.
Pull it ten to six and then look me straight in the while doing it.
People cubicle and is that you?
I was normal that the urinal And then I saw him sneak into the disabled cubicle. But maybe maybe he thought he got away with it.
But he's not the only cubicle in the mind.
And then I see him in the hallway and he had that look of guilt in his face.
Maybe he just needed to sit down, maybe a bit water. He looked a bit strange.
He had that he had that vein that pops out of his Head's final weekend, I know he was at Palms and I had I had I had some of my girls out on the town on the weekend, who met up with you?
Don't change the subject. It was like ark in there yesterday.
Maybe he needed to sit down, it's been a long day.
He does what his sachees around the office, and he's Michael Jackson's pants.
Don't want to sit down.
Every now and there the first person that he looks into the eyes after he's just done.
That, or did it smell any different?
Quite out of there? He ran, I ran, oh, no, what's happening tonight? And ago, don't ever talk to me.
Didn't give you a high fire or a handshake.
You could have yanked him out of the bathroom. Like this poor bloke on this flight, this is I mean, I feel sorry for him. He was. It was thirty minutes into a flight from Mexico to Texas. The roots one of the right, and he got up to use the bathroom, as is his right.
That's pilot, the pilot.
No, no, no, he was just a passenger.
Right, Yeah, sorry, I'm still i PTSD.
You're thinking about Jamaine's book. So this bloke, right, passenger gets up to use the toilet thirty minutes into the flight. Now the man sitting next to him raised concern. Busy body, right, after the passenger hadn't returned to his seat after twenty minutes, which I think chat right up for a chat. Often there's a queueing mile yeah, you know, using his seat mate.
Now the fly is just doing a big one.
Well, this is the this is.
Your spot on Ricky Special.
Yes, the flight attendants checked on the man, who told them he was experiencing constipation and would be out shortly. So ten minutes later, right, they don't take his word for it. The pilot. The pilot is now involved blackers. The pilot demanded the passenger leave the toilet, broke down the door, and yanked him out of the cubicle with his pants around his.
A plot was on Struggles Street.
I know both the man who was in the toilet and the man sitting next to him. Ah, the little sneak were arrested upon arrival, and the mishap is being looked into.
Because maybe the reason he couldn't go was because he was smuggling something.
Oh my god, well, Mexico to Texas. That's not a curros. See.
I think the other way around. I think this guy is going to get some compensation.
Oh, that's good compensation for the constipation. Yeah, I got to stay there, Sammy. We want to know how long they can'stapetioneent peatient peatian be patients just can't stapeati.
Cool rittlely Tim and joel on.
Ova, Sunny Fidera Jazzy.
Really regretting bringing this story to the table because I've heard some things that.
Won't backstory and narrative and a clearer understanding of what Jermaine does when he goes to the loop.
Well, what we worked out. Remember that movie The Hurt like a weather guy explodes inside his suit. That's what happens to ten to six.
And a lot of accusations flying around.
Oh yeah, and the classic guilty person throwing everyone else under the bars.
Oh.
The text pool in there all the time, the.
Text they save when the show goes down.
Next next time you have an emergency.
Yeah, and they're always listening because that's their job.
Well they're not always listening, so I'm not.
Some thunster bear.
They're busy.
This all came about because I told a story about a passenger who was dragged out of the bathroom after twenty minutes because he had constipation in his nosy seat mate thought he was up to no good.
I feel sorry for this poor guy because if you've ever had this issue, imagine if he finally met some progress and something was finally happening, and then the pilot knocks the door and batches the.
Door down and drags him out. What if you finally go.
Yeah, because maybe you've you know, you've gone on your trip to Mexico, like they're doing sex in the city and you know, when drinks the water. Yeah, I just want an excuse for you to say that. But maybe you've had maybe had a bit of a medium on the trip.
You know, maybe it's devastating things.
Did the constipation go on and on and on and on.
Yeah, my partner and I we go out hiking for at least five days, and he won't poo poo, he says, his bomb gets scared in the bushes.
Oh my god, that is so funny. You won't go for five days.
Yeah. So the movie Migration where the family of birds fly and the little the little girl birds too nervous to do her first pool in the air, it's very cute, same vibe. Definitely, Natalie concipation patient.
It's such a lovely topic. How does eight days sound? And you know, after a couple of days and you're trying to take medication during the day. You then introduced like morning and night sachets, and then you're like, oh my gosh, you can't go anywhere because it's going to explode.
It just doesn't.
It doesn't know, and then sometimes it does.
It does happen.
I was I was looking after someone after they'd had a surgery and they'd had all of the medication and they couldn't. Were like they were eating all the food, doing all the things, having all the shakes, and they just couldn't.
And then the more and more and more.
Of the sachets and the stuff and the benefib and this and the that that you have, all of a sudden it just happens. And you are not expecting, no time mortifying the four poor things actually.
A bit hungry now, Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joel neither Tim and Joel driving you home on Okay.
I get it.
I was trying to figure out why this song was like turn back Time by Share Share Boss.
I like it.
There's always a reason for the song share because I saw this thing this morning and I almost vomited.
In my cup another one of coffee.
It just so happens that we've both brought.
Yes, we've synced up stories.
This made I just I can't. I actually can't most of the time, you know me. I can actually try and see the reason for things and understand.
Yeah, you're a very good devil's advocate, right.
This woman on Instagram I can't even say her name.
Dave decided that it's not the first thing I've seen of this where people use a shared family cloth in the bathroom, not toilet paper, to save money. They or they have like a basket filled with clean shared cloths for the bathroom instead of toilet paper. So you use it once, they yeah, you use it once, and then you put it in the other basket. Oh my god, the other bar filled and covered in I think it's.
Meant to be environmentally for that.
Countries honestly don't have great plumbing. I've been certain countries that don't have great plumbing.
Oh but with toilet paper, though.
And you put it in the bin, You don't flush it, you.
Put it inside the toilet.
Bin, which obviously doesn't think at all.
Fine, they've got little fragrant.
Yeah, so yeah, no, no, you can say four hundred and sixty five dollars a month on one time use toilet paper, so they all they can they can save around.
Because also even I feel like.
When it's clean, like that clean one, you can see the stains on it, and for me, like and what if you mix one up with your face washer.
Yeah, that different with your face washer. Oh my god.
So why didn't they choose brown ones? That's a good cause, you know what I'm saying.
All Right, I've never been more thrilled to hear this song.
Ricky Lee, Tim and Joel on nov That.
Song is the last track on Lady Guy Guys Mayhem record. That's correct, which is so strange to me because that's not the vibe of the record at all.
But it's Mayhem it is.
It is the biggest in the title dream song ever in the history of the world or something, right, you have that in your on your album.
It's wonderful for your.
Shale dreams sales. And then the secret track was this, which was weird.
Stupid.
We love bed Shed and their mid season clearance is on right now your bedroom for less a bed shed. No one's better in the bedroom. I mean, that's arguable, but I'll go with it.
I know, I told you I'm a bed chet customer and I'm very happy.
Well, five hundred bucks to spread a bed shed every day this week you haveing good good, he's there? Or on Friday? Has this a thirteenth dow Let's just say almost fourteen thousand dollars worth of temper mattress and adjustable base to give away.
Fancy, very fancy.
Totally addicted to adjustable base. Okay, this is it. It's we have an under the cover celebrity on the phone. You get next to under the covers. You have to guess the identity to win for your listener. And here are your listeners. Nathan Joel is playing for you today yesterday's win.
Hello, here are going.
I'm wonderful. I'm ready to guess and get under the covers.
Rebecca, Ricky's got you.
Hello, Hey, I know you were here yesterday, but I know you're going to be a fantastic Ricky.
I chose this specifically.
Oh okay, Rebecca, let's do this.
Okay, So we have an under the cover celebrity. You both get to ask a question each The under the cover celebrity can only give one word answers. Go first.
I'm so scared.
I've been freaking out about what question to asking the whole time.
It's like so laying because I like winning.
And I'm competitive and I want to get it right.
You can ask what I asked yesterday.
It was good.
I'm not going to ask the same I'm going to change it every day.
And then my question. I like Joel's questions.
That's a good question. I followed suit I did.
Okay, So on the cover celebrity is here. You can say hello, under the cover celebrity. Hello, Oh that's okay, Ricky, you're you get the first question for our under the cover celebrity.
Like, is that I put on voice? Or is that the actual voice? What's to cover? No? But are you? Are you trying to cover up who you are?
No?
No, them, they're live on the phone.
Trying to get them to maybe last.
I can ask the question.
Okay, so talking about here, celebrity, what industry would we know you from?
Good question?
Radio?
Radio radio?
Next question I can't it's under the cover celebrity. What's your favorite word?
Two?
Rude?
Two rude?
Too rude?
Okay, so someone in Okay, Okay, if I'm going to make a guess, but it's a big swing and they're putting on a really good voice. If it's them, Kate Lane Brook Ah Ricky. Next question for under the cover celebrity.
I don't have a second one. You can quire mine if you want under cover. I'm just gonna copy you guys some freaking out.
Have we met?
Let me get our longer word, you know, out of them.
Okay, I've got a question. I've got a question. Under the cover celebrity, finish this sentence. If this is a question, what Okay, I'll make it a question. What comes after super color Freder?
Question? Boy?
Okay, can you ask it?
Because I don't what's your name?
Undercover celeb?
What was that? That was the I know, I know, but that that that rang about?
Hmmm?
I don't know what?
Can I jump into the question?
Yes? Please help me?
Under the cover celebrity. If you work in radio? Are you on this network?
No?
The FM? No?
Oh, undercover celeb?
Have you been on a reality TV show before? And if so, what's the name of it and what's your name?
I'm a celebrity.
Get me out of here.
Oh my god, don't give you a clue. Okay, charl has worked with this person.
In radio form, no on television, on television. If you know so many names going through my head right.
Now, what's not Robert Irwin or Row?
I know it's not Robert. They're doing a very good job at covering it up. That's why they're making it.
You get to hear their voice. I get to hear their voice most Sunday mornings in my house before Yes, it doesn't.
Not anything like you, babe, come my voice because I need to know it straight away.
I would pick your voices so iconic.
It's exactly what I said at the start.
Are you putting on a voice?
I know I was about to go yes because I thought I'll give it a go, and then.
It was gone too far? How you talking rubbish about the mother on the phone?
Legend?
Thank you so much, God, well done. Congratulations everybody, if we love you, Thank you Under the cover celeb.
Really good, Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joel on Nova, Ta mc.
Gray your next chance to get you in Friday's Big Draw for our trip to well Everywhere Really Auckland, La Vegas and Nova's Red Room Global Tour coming up with Ben Liam Mabel and then Smallsy. How's your last minute takes to do a lipa.
Yeah, we're about to play Joel Glyde and can I have a little proud moment of my mate Zolle Poppingjay, who came in and played to get this game last year when she was the stand by Alpha Bush has just been promoted to lead Alpha bas playing the role in Singapore. I'm thinking about. I'm trying to sneak over for a weekend to see her do it.
Yeah, here's a big deal. Singers as well.
You love Singapore, I love Singapore and I love her so very go you, Zoey.
That's a littlation. Yes, you are right, So that's right. Congratulates Oprah.
What congratulate then?
And ex trail ePower is hybrid reinvented.
You know that right?
You don't give it? You glide it. Take it for a test glide at your local listen dealer today. As Joe mentioned, it's Joel gliding time, playing for people as always, Kirsty, Joel's got.
You, yeah.
Dude. And then Maria Maria Rig's got you today.
Hello, wonderful, hoping to win this.
For you five dollars permission. Hey, it's some International waffle Day today, is it? Okay?
I loves chicken.
Amazing, Yes, and colored greens and a biscuit beside it, Yes, mac and cheese, grape.
International Waffle Day today. So we're doing Sweet Treats, the Sweet Treats edition of Joel A little bit of a Sweet Teeth and Ricky, you won the toast. It's first, it's three. I'll play a part of a song and to sing the next line. No points, spoken word? Okay, the first one. It's all about the candy man.
Is it sweet?
Sweet?
Go to candy man?
Did you say the start?
Sweet clip? Sugar coated candy man?
Sweet sweet?
Here's my cherry.
He's the sweet talking, sugar popping candy And man.
Did you just get one word?
It's really hard?
Is it?
Sweet talking? Sugar coated candy man?
Is this sugar popping?
I know, obviously it's sweet talking and obviously sugar coated, So no one gets a point.
I've listened to.
What comes up for sweet and talking obviously and sugar what coated? Not popping?
God, Sorry, we're done, dumbs you guys, that's on us, that's us.
We're yeah, all right, Joel, You're up next here. Sweet Treats Editions Cake by the ocean.
A yah, Cake by the Ocean.
I'll sing a part of the song. You need to sing the next line.
I know how the game works. My nigh is in the title Gliden.
Glid and crazy over to you. I guess.
How did I get that wrong?
I don't think he did.
One person.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, keep on holding Cake by the ocean.
This is it?
Well, eight cake by the ocean.
Where does it say we where?
Really?
I don't care?
Really, Oh my god, oh my god. Yeah mate, it's five bucks from listen. Okay, I'll just give them out away.
Nice hair. You've got a good point.
They're fair. It's not the Beast Games whatever it runs into, mister B.
I love the games, and I love mister Beets, and I'm going to send you a quote from mister B.
I don't just put on your grid.
Okay, it's no points to Ricky, no pints points to Joel. Sorry better lamon Bell threw yourself in for a late night. I heard there up on the roof though. That'll be fine. Okay, here we go, Ricky, You're up every word perfect.
Please my god, hurry up this sple.
Please get this because I don't know.
She's got.
It's Bobby there.
And it's just like, yeah, beautiful, Yeah, sounds like one point lyricy. Okay, here we go, Joe, come on chie Sweet Trade Edition.
La La la.
La la la la la.
The boys are waiting la la la la la Warm it up, la la la la up because.
It's a it's a weird place of is that rush because that's a weird.
P My Milksheck brings other boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than yard, it's better than your.
Beautiful Joel, and you go back into it.
I put my booty into that one. It's the Sweet Trade Edition one point each. Ricky over to you.
I don't know, sugar, how you get so high, sugar, sugar, how you get so fat?
Yes?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, it's brilliant.
Two points you jaw here you go. This is a major track.
It's sweet. Traine's good. Look at the girl next door, she's a player. Ad d oh my god.
All the major tracks.
Bad girls get shoot down.
Singing, singing, singing, singing.
Shot sugar baby, sugar baby.
Baby, I like you?
Is it?
It's not okay? You say good?
Look at the girl next door. Ago Jesus loves up. She won't smile. Oh bad girls get you down.
Don't singer sing big, You're.
Gonna get you down.
Oh my gosh, say.
Song you next?
Yes, Okay, this is such a a sugar ish a muzzle.
Okay, here we go. This is a classic. Go Ricky for the ween.
Rely, I don't know you never go.
Watermelon sugar ha, watermelon sugar ha, watermelon sugar ha, watermelon sugar has. Yes.
I put watermelon sugar as the caption.
On my dress that I wore and all the other day, and lots of people yelling at me that watermelon sugar is a rude thing to.
Say, is it is? Yes? I do, yes, I do know what watermelon sugar is. I just want to taste it. Watermelon sugar high. Now you can look every I want to be sweet and sweet trans edition, So.
You boy, you're Sweetie.
Kurty and Marie get two hundred and fifty bucks each thanks to our friends, and listen, have a good night everybody. Okay, A sunna igno.
And it sounds just like some.
I want you really and it's so y.
I don't know