Ricki-Lee, Tim & JoelTonight got a bit real as Joel shared what went down at the Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala when the show was suddenly stopped. Then we asked—how lazy is too lazy? A British bloke is going viral for eating straight off glad-wrapped cutlery, and honestly, we’re not sure if it’s genius or just gross.
We also took a look at the insane prices tourists are paying to stay at the Four Seasons hotel, aka this season’s White Lotus set. Spoiler: It’s giving “sell a kidney” vibes. Over in the Glossys, Jeff Bezos' wedding guest list has been leaked (big names, big money), and we found out that Gwyneth Paltrow and Meghan Markle have been hanging out—Goop x Sussex crossover, anyone?
Oh, and in the most cursed fact of the day, Tim dropped the truth about where vanilla flavouring actually comes from… and let’s just say, you’ll never look at your ice cream the same way again.
Then, our mate Matt Moran swung by for a round of Quick Draw—was he as sharp as his knives? Only one way to find out!
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We thought we're all busy, we're all working tonight.
We're all we're all busy women.
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For something quite wonderful your show.
It's my very first night of the Marble Comedy Festival tonight. It's the it's one of the grand slams of the comedy festival. Eight hundred bloody shows, like great.
Eight hundred you're doing eight hundred shows.
There's eight hundred shows on at this festival, so it's huge.
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It should be a crime. It's so good.
Yeah, as soon as you hit four o'clock, get around the bloody Thursday afternoon.
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Children's Stories, a normal sized shirt.
It's not a normal sized T shirt for you. You You generally wear a big, baggy, oversized, you know, vintage cool shirt that you got at some thrift storm. But this one is like a tidy whiteye.
And you've come in in t or sen today.
Neither come dressed up today because you're going to.
A very a little bit later.
We are lucky. You've got the start of your Melbourne International Comedy Festival show tonight.
Yes, yes, you too have to drink champagne. I mean we're all sticking to our lanes.
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So there's there's a Tyran Masue cake going around that you just seen.
Because you know what, because he's Italian.
Ah, he's got that luscious hair.
And all the other racist things.
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In the Pink Pony Club. It is Joel's quick draw day today. Meet out an old friend of the show coming in after five basically.
Old, like old, physically old.
Physically old. Yes, yes, he'll take that. Okay, I's not listening mentally or you'll you'll find out after five thirty.
Okay, okay, okay. You had a very interesting evening last night, did you, Joel.
Yes, if you've seen the news about the Melbourne Comedy Festival gala being canceled last night, I was there. I was backstage waiting to go on and it was quite the night. I mean, obviously, first of all, thoughts and all of that to the family of the poor person that passed away. During the start of the show up in the dress circle of the Palais Theater last night, comics were on stage performing at the time. This beautiful comic called Amy from the UK. She was on stage at the time, and it stopped down because people from the dress circle were yelling show to stop the show, right, So we started to hear a bit of commotion. But our first thought backstage, because we've only got a feed of the monitors of the stage, is that we were thinking maybe protesters, because it was a few too many people to be Heckler's And obviously what has happened is there's been some miscommunication from the dress circle down to the down to the stalls, down to the wings, into the backstage to the festival to say there's a real proper medical emergency happening here. So I think the Melburn Comedy Festival. You know, Susan Proven, the festival director, look to the stage. You never see her. She's you know, behind the scenes, she's she's the head honcho and.
The pink of the music industry. She's the pink of the music industry.
Track correct correct. She got up on stage and announced that the show would not go on out of respect and fair enough.
But it was a very.
Confusing night because I was about three comics away from moving going on, so I was about twelve minutes off going on stage. She was going up the roller coaster of you know, like energizing myself, and I'd been moved to one of the first holding pens to the side, so I didn't really you sort of get moved from pen to pen as you get closer to the stage because it's all like a very well oiled machine. But my gosh, what And I feel so sorry for the family and the people sitting around them, and yeah, it was.
What a thing to what a thing to happen, so sad, but also to experience as a as another audience member to see that and be around that, be witnessed to it. But then also you do think about how huge that event is and all of you backstage and all of the time and efforts, all.
The agents and everyone's their backstage, and also we taught us comics, you know, the show must go on. So until I think Amy realized that it was really serious, you know, you can't you kind of push through a bit of commotion happening in the crowd, especially when you're trying to do your best four minutes on the gala.
Of course.
I mean I've had someone have a medical emergency right in front of the stage and I was doing a performance.
I think it was in Adelaide down at Elder Park. It was one of those astracia Yeah.
Yeah, they have like twenty thousand people's from the stage all the way up to the road.
Filled with elders.
Yeah, and you do, like I had to keep going with the show while while this thing was happening in front, because you do, like there's fireworks, the airspace has been cleared for the for the planes and the fireworks to go. Like, it's quite a thing, you do, You have to the show must go on.
Yeah, well, the moment we realized it was in a medical emergency, of course, the comedy festival, the comedy festival, you know, the most progressive you know people, it's the Melton Comedy Festival. They're going to stop at the second thing. You but it was just a big, you know, cluster of miscommunication and we're lucky.
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That's right. I love that. Oh that's my favorite. You know, if you're maybe in your temper mattress or laying on your temper mattress and you kind of get up for like two days, would you consider yourself laziest.
Don't feel like doing anything?
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See this story is right up Joel's and my alley. We love this, We love like this. This is I think one of the greatest things I've ever seen. I think it's actually quite genius.
If you want to talk.
About lazy, this guy, but it's also but it's also not lazy because he's had to put the effort in ahead of time. You'll then be called lazy.
I always find it very interesting to see the effort people put into doing nothing. Yes, if you want to give us your your version of.
How lazy you are, your version of lazy, because we like it. A woman from the UK has taken to Instagram to show just how lazy her husband has become.
But I actually think if anything is working harder.
So they're sitting at the table and they're eating a plate of beans and eggs, and she looks over at him and she is like, oh my gosh, your laziness has stepped up to another level. So he's sitting there eating his toast and eggs and beans.
And pepsi, And so to avoid washing.
Up, what the guy does is he covers his plate before putting the food on it in glad rap.
It's hilarious.
Even covers the cutlery glad wrap would so he doesn't actually have to wash up the dishes.
I think that this is kind of amazing.
I mean, I guess beans, eggs, that really white bread very soft, so you maybe aren't going to break through the glad rap.
I think it's so funny. Have you ever done something like that job? It's be too much effort. That's too much effort for you.
Something controversial. I quite enjoy washing up me too. Actually, I quite find it quite nice, like baths. So I feel like this is like what a bath would be, hands hot, and I get to stand and look out the window and listen to the radio and watch the coffee.
There's jobs I enjoy less. Yeah, cleaning the kitchen can be quite satisfying.
I just like, I mean, I'm one of those people. It's not clean less. I've cleaned it. I tried to clear stuff away after riches.
At them, and he's done all the dishes and he's put everything away, but I'm like, there's still oil on the on the pan.
Yeah I can. I'm the only one that can make the bed, like I have to make.
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Gotcha do you have? Do you do? You fold them like you're merchandise.
And they're all the same thickness. And I have dark piles, black piles, white piles, color coated.
I love it.
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Course, Cody, how are you?
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Yeah, pretty lady. I just moved into a studio apartment and in the kitchen, so I live your life.
Does does that mean if you cook a curry like everything in your house smells like curry for the next ten weeks.
No, there's a communal kitchen downstairs. Yes, so I was sick of having to go downstairs to do my issues.
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Threw everything in the bin and I brought a paper, paper, really cutlery, and.
Yeah for me, Thank you, Cody. I've heard heard of communal laundries and stuff. I've never in my life heard of a community. No.
I ended up cooking for the whole building.
I ended up moving.
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Jelly, You may have a drink or two before that one, just one or two.
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Is that what that means? You reckon?
I think so when you break up, you know, hit me up late at night by call.
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Now. I don't know why we're going back to this little area, but we had a little bit of an argument earlier in the week about season four or season three, current season part load.
What are we arguing about.
We're saying that until this episode nothing has happened.
Or I love it.
I love it.
I think the dynamic between the three friends is some of the best writing I've seen on this show. But let's not get into an argument now.
How your only point about why it's good is saying I like the dynamic between the three girls.
It's fantastic.
Right happen My two favorite this happened? The old guy and Sam Rockwell? Where are they? I want more of those guys, Come on, Sam?
And did you know Sam Rockwell is married to one of the three girls.
Yeah, the short blonde haired one. Yeah, yeah, Leslie bubbed Well.
Yes, it's been filmed in Thailand on the island of Kolsamui at the Four Seasons Hotel, which they obviously rebranded as the White Lotus. Now the Four Seasons Hotel in Kosa movie charges between two and a half thousand dollars a night and fifty three thousand dollars a night esus. Now, despite it being so expensive, the hotel is now booked out for several months and fans are so desperate to visit the Four Seasons and get, you know, the obligatory hotel holiday selfie. They are not now charging this being the Four Seasons, two hundred dollars per person just to get inside and take said selfie.
Oh that's fun, because you can't just walk into the lobby and take a photo.
You can generally, you can just walk into any hotel and you go always pop into a love a good hotel.
There's one in Sydney. If you're ever in Double Bay that you need to have a little bit of a toilet run and you just walk very confidently.
Into oh yeah, I'm going to stay.
With three, and you just walk upstairs that one floor upstairs like you don't know a conference.
You totally act like you own the place and you're just going to destroy it.
And the most beautiful bathroom and also with the door that goes all the way to the floor.
They're the best. They have them at Crown for Angaroo as well. I don't want any gaps.
No lovely this crowd, Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joel on.
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Nobody's gazing.
He's start gazing. It's nice to me, idiot, Miles glosses not too far away and quick draw after five and my quick draw skills are as sharp as my.
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I shouldn't be trusted to all.
That's also when you just said flow rider in the middle of.
The sentence before you had back announced flow rider.
I'm just making out Miles Smith too. It's time for this. Yeah, and you know tomorrow we're giving away that temper, mattress and adjustable bass value fourteen dollars. I mean that's expensive, so fancy mid season clearances. Now up, praad your bedroom for less of bed shed. No one's better in the bedroom, but that is a great price. Five hundred bucks to day though, And Joel, you've got Donna. You're tard Donner?
How's it going good? How are you just swell?
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I love a Donner. I've loved all the donors that have been in my life, so I'm going to love you and win for you too.
When I'm a bed shed, though, I prefer a doner. Ricky has got you today? Hello, Hicky, let's go. You got all right? Nice chemistry, guys, you should all right now Under the cover celebrity is here? Ready to go? Please under the cover celebrity, say hello.
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I know that voice so much.
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Well done. Well, first of let's say congratulations to Michayla. You got five out a bunch. This better bed shed well done, awesome.
Thank you so much. Enjoy that? How good? Oh my gosh, Tom.
Task Masters back tonight on Channel ten eight thirty. I've heard a lot about Joel's season, which is going to be your next season. But how pump to are you for this one? Oh? I'm very excited.
Yeah, we've got Lisa McCune turning up.
God knows why. She said yes, she doesn't need this q's he turned up. He's desperate. We know that.
Tommy Little also says yes to anything.
Then you go, he's in uract, he's great. Did Hughes he kick anyone out of the studio audience? It was he all good?
He's all good.
That he was good.
And Emma Holland there as well. Who people might have seen it on Have you been paying attention? A new one for your old one? Awesome ten tonight and just one word answer if you'd like. How did our Joel go? Oh god, awkward?
I've got separation anxiety from you after last week, Tom Glason slash.
Yeah, you're just used to be abusing you for a week.
I know I probably feel bad now that you're just walking around with your self esteem.
In fact, yeah, don't worry. These two keeper checked. It's totally fine.
Great to touch your.
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Or friend of mine says lost wages.
He's a funny bugger, that's right? Is he coming with no nommer?
Quite enjoy going to the casinos in Vegas?
So fun.
I'm not a casino person, but I'll go get the drinks. No, if you're gambling, oh gosh, imagine if I pick up a all gambling addictional.
With Auntie Ricky you, she'll teach you.
Her way with your head not over it, of.
Course, gamble responsible what are.
You really losing? Or betting? With the whole word gambling is the opposite and responsible don't.
You get the word gamble. I think of the Real Housewife of Melbourne gamble.
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Give me talking to one of the ogs Real Housewives in Melbourne about you last night?
Oh yes, you were with Jackie Gillies.
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I thought she's about to do a tour or something like psychic reading.
Too was if she didn't tell me all about that.
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Out of the bathroom.
Oh this is Kelly Clarkson, she said, She said she unwell. Is she having a bit of a she's had.
A little bit of time off her show.
Yeah, she hasn't been on the show for like a week or two when people started to kind of wonder where she was, and they've had guest hosts on.
But I you know.
Of day time TV.
Now kids, she was a You're Not Gonna Lie podcast and she's telling me a little event about the school. Have a listen to this.
I don't know when the school system thought it would be a good plan for families and their emotional stability to start having performances at ten am during the week. This's just in a lot of us work and we just look like a tolls when we're not there.
Oh am is an irritating time, isn't it?
But it's not dropping it off at nine like I had an assembly the other day at nine fifteen. That's perfect.
And also like it up when we talk about how cute that photos the photo just like.
The coolest kid in the world.
He wore sunglasses to the assembly.
White sonnys and like big white cool sonnies and just that photo of just him looking over.
It's just like, I want you to make me feel.
Hope when she returns that place since you've been gone.
Right all right, next, Glossy, what's happening here?
That's some babe? Is that.
Lauren Sanchez? They have their Italian summer wedding has been.
Yes, the guest, this has been revealed. You ready for this?
What are you going?
Okay? Ready? Oprah? What?
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And everyone could get on like there feels like a few different you know parties involved there.
Well yeah they reckon that all be fine?
Yeah, I'm sure like they'll be there'll be little possees, you know, they'll be like the so over corner, the corner, yeah, the stay away from them, the nuclear corner and then the fun corner.
And it's a shame. All the good places Italy must have been booked out because they're doing it in Venice.
Care come to Venice, you know it's one of my passion projects.
Are they doing it at that real fancy hotel them?
It's pronounced and George got married? I'm looking for the receptions. Is it pronounced hoo dos? Who does a lot hotters, bubble o wings and fries? Next us? Please?
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She's announced that she Yeah, she was on She was on the Call Your Daddy podcast and spoke about being painted green for the Governor's ball. I listen to this.
I had to spread my chicks.
You're lying to me.
I just read my cheeks and get spread with green. All of it came off, except there was a green tent to my skin. So I literally looked moldy for four days.
Is shampoo is the way to get that off?
And she was talking about how.
I did a music video and I got painted gold and you do. You have to do all the things, and the only way to get it off was to love yourself in shampoo.
That was the only thing that got it off. I was scruggling my feeling ages.
Yeah, that's chappel last glossy. What's happening here, girl, I guess what you think of there's rumors of her dating Nat Wolf. It's a bloke. Oh, he's been in something called Paper Towns and the Fault in Our Stars. Remember that movie that was Our Stars? That was huge, But he wasn't the main guy.
Man, I've never heard of him before.
But maybe she maybe is a lovely human.
But like n feels like a female name.
Yeah, I think that.
Job and.
Take the rest of the day off.
Wow, this is.
We called it yesterday. We are on the run home for the weekend. Basically, let's call it.
We called it. It's just basically the weekend.
Just imagine yourself sleeping in.
What are you going to be doing on the weekend? Will you be sleeping in?
I've got a little bit of a long lunch planned this weekend. Chicky boy, no surprises at a Chinese restaurant.
Ally, Oh my gosh, I ordered hundreds of dollars worth of Chinese last night when I got home and I ate it all.
Oh I love that?
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I watched it.
I ate it on the couch watching the finale of Housewives.
Amazing Heaven because you're going to be night tonight. You your two kicks off tonight Live Nation dot Com. Today, you at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, and then if you are in Sydney, do a Lipa is tomorrow. You know why. I know she's having a relaxing day.
I'll just see a photo for at the Beat.
I just checked out a little photo of her at the beach.
Hey, Beat, it just came up.
It just came up in your feed.
And also we were just talking to Keeter Alexander in the hallway, who's supporting do Alepa, And I said, are you taller than do It? Because I feel like they are both similar. Keita is way taller, and straight away she says me, come on, Tim, come on mate, come on mate, come on guys up next, I'm going to tell you how you could win ten thousand dollars. You know when wearing this hat, what is the hat saying? Hot heart? Rated Heart Rated. The details after this from Hard Rated to a song called Diet Pepsi Beautiful flash of the clients.
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Hi, lovely to speak to you too.
Now what do you think of when you hear the name Natalie?
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Oh great, and my space as well. That's and you had to be into coding.
Yeah, it was a long time ago.
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All right, this is amazing. We're gonna get your you and your major Sydney next week. We'll have a tattoo artist in the studio. I'll run through some I've got some recommendations, and we'll see you, and we'll see you next week.
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Dood Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joel on.
Punk regulate and Joe, we're not far away from our quick jog guests looking forward to this old friend, old friend of the show.
Someone might want to text him in the vans and be like, you don't have lost your mind?
Really going to a function this evening, were representing the show. Don't worry, You're in safe hands, Joel.
I don't know that.
Stage, Joe, Joel, Joe, is there a live feed?
I can watch this because I need I need eyes on this, Joe.
Your texts so bad.
Gary, Gary, catch the tube. Okay, it's time. We've had a couple of a couple of days of tim fact wells. It's time for another couple.
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Kick back and enjoy.
Are you ready to get fact?
I hate it when you do.
Get so nervous and then the little rais of your eyebrows. You're actually the cheeky friend as well.
My eyes light up when I can say get fact fact fact well a c T tea fact. So I like this because we all like cold cold water. Do you are you you're on the cold cold water?
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, the coldest water.
I wanted to almost be frozen when it's going into my mouth hole.
So odd for a singer because a lot of times I've seen people request room temperature water.
As Rickie says, her her throat is leather.
I know it's definitely not you know, I do all the things that a singer is not supposed to do, and it's definitely, you know, not.
A wonderful thing.
You got to get off the pipe.
But I survive, you know what I mean.
If Whitney Houston can get through and sing everything after everything she did, I'm good.
While someone got your car open the door and like fifty eight waves fell out.
Of the.
I don't do that.
See that's the one thing I don't and we'll never dooke. Okay, so water, we've all established. Water is zero calories. You can drink as much of it as you want, zero calories.
You can't let you could drown your brain.
You can drown you don't want to drink took too much? I has this? This is a tim This is the tim fact.
Well, when drinking cold water, specifically, your body needs to use energy to heat it up to body temperature.
So really you lose weight drinking cold water. That's the fact. Wow, what is the negative calories?
So it needs to use more energy and calories to to warm it up kind of thing.
So really it's a.
Healthy drink waters as much as you want, but not too much as you might.
Drown your brain kind of thing.
Okay, I'm going to go. I've got a bit of a sweet tooth today. I want to talk to you about vanilla, one of my favorite flavors and vanilla. You know, it was like a boring thing. But I like vanilla vanilla.
I love a snot block. I love a vanilla slice. I love vanilla ice cream.
Vanilla slices.
Well, that's what else. That's why I said, because Ricky I could tell she didn't know what it's not because.
Obviously look at me. Yeah, I'm an idiot.
It's what vanilla.
Yeah, it's not block. Vanilla essence uses a chemical called called something I can't pronounce. But basically what it is is, yeah, charmeline.
We'll never give you the okay, So vanilla essence uses a chemical right now, it's produced by a beaver's cast a.
Sack I bizarrely have.
Yeah, basically it's it's the glands, which is found between the pail of this as in as in blue swede shoes, the pa and the base of the tail.
So basically the so just like vanilla extract comes from vanilla beans, but essence is the one you want to avoid, you don't want to avoid.
It comes from yeah, essence.
Yeah, because yeah, I like the bean. I like it when you can see the little bit of vanilla bean. I din't know the vanilla bean find the Vanilla Bean sometimes have to ask for help at the shops, right.
Ricky, Lee, Tim and Jel.
You never.
Okay, this is big years Okay.
Lee, Tim and Joel. It feels like a different thing.
I love girls on film, love them, love them, love them.
Yes, and you also, Winneth.
I love Gwyneth Paltrow so much. I haven't you for a long time.
Yes, and by osmoys, is that the term? I now love her as well?
Yeah, I'm kind of with you on that as well.
I never really had, you know, strong thoughts or feelings either way, but now I'm into.
A yes like herself. Yeah, like she is. She is rich and pretentious, but she's also funny and a little bit down to it, a little bit quirky.
Yes, I love her so she that video went around with that, you know, of her making fun of Meghan Markle, or supposedly making fun of Meghan Markle in her kitchen, And so Gwyneth has received a d M saying are you comprehending the Megan Markle beef that social media says you two have, and Gwyneth has kind of responded, I guess I think We've got to grab.
I genuinely do not understand this at all?
Whatsoever? Do you understand this? I mean, this is kind of brilliant, that's kind of iconic.
So there's camera pans around and Megan Markle is in Gwyneth Paltrow's kitchen, which, by.
The way, is the most spectacular kitchen anyone has ever seen. But it's it's it's kind of I like the way that she's kind of dealing with that, like, what are you talking about?
Shut up?
Actually like both of them. I think I'm finding both of them.
Choke, Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joel on.
All right, let's do this. Let's meet our next quick draw guest.
Our next guest is a culinary legend looking for people is what I love.
He's published cookbooks, is a regular on TV, and has built an empire of incredible restaurants.
He's back with a new show, Memory Bites with Matt Moran on SBS Food.
Certain dishes can be like a time machine.
Please welcome? Can you cook it.
A member of the family, Mattan, Welcome.
It was funny on the way here. One of my girls, Joe, she said, I said, where we're going again? She has no but we're going to see your friends.
Nice to have a friend in the restaurant business that hasn't been canceled.
Yeah. Yeah, you're one of the good gas, one of the good games.
Yeah, hopefully I'm one of the good guys.
We love you.
Last time I saw you, we celebrated. It was a big, big anniversary for Arias twenty.
Five years, twenty five years last year. Yeah, incredible.
You know, not many restaurants sort of get to you know, five, ten, fifteen, and twenty five.
So we're very proud.
They must be doing okay because they was serving don by the glass.
Oh I dare I miss that one and Caveat by the tin.
I know it's such a big question and it's not a simple answer, but what is the secret?
I'll tell you what.
So we invited I think it was about one hundred and twenty people, and everyone wanted you know, media personalities and influences and whatever else, and I said, no, no, I want the people that you know I care about. But really I want to invite you know, about forty old staff that worked at Area.
And I went around the room.
And I started with Kirston twenty two years, Simon Sandal, you know, seventeen years, Ben Russell fifteen years and it just kept going from twenty five people and I realized halfway through that it was those people that created area.
You can have the Australian version of vander Pump rules, Like Lisa vander Pump has a reality show about all her star it wouldn't.
Be as bitchy because everyone it sounds like.
This hospitality.
I mean, it's the secret to anything, right.
It's like, it's around you with great people, and you will have great results and great things will happen hundred ricky.
And that's what I've done from day one, you know, when I started in ninety one at Paddington and its surround myself with people that knew more about, you know, running a business than what I did, and I just sponged and and having strong women around.
Good people, ship views. That's what I always say.
I always say, if we actually got rid of it, if we got rid of the opera house, would have gun barrel reviews straight down Harbor.
But I own opera b so, so.
Before we get to memory Brites, I fell into a bit of bake off for the first time. I watched it because we're just on and I watched it and I watched it.
Yeah, I love that show.
And I was with the obviously the you know, the the doion of you know, Straying, cooking, Maggie Beer. You know, we did six years of that together. It was the eightieth actually this year, and can I be really honest. I get down there and on the Friday they have their fifty fifth wedding and birth three And on the Sunday was Maggie's eightieth and Colin, her husband, who I absolutely adore, very dry, walks up to him and goes to matter, you know great that you'd be. It's two hundred people and he's just looking at the people and he goes, you know what, she absolutely loves you.
You know that?
And I went, oh, that's really nice. And I guess and I have no idea why. But then on the on the birthday, on the Sunday, I have to view very proud. There's forty people just sitting down there. I'm looking for a name, and I looked at the.
Next to me.
I felt like pick it up and go, hey, i's un sitting next to Maggie.
Oh you're next to Maggie.
Wow.
Juice on Tap the.
Queen's Past was on the other side monopoly on queens and figs.
Well, the fig ice cream, the burnt fig ice cream that ain't came about because she's so tight. She burnt some figs and put it nice.
That's not true. That's not true.
So then tell us about Memory Bytes. That is the new show Monday seven thirty on SBS of course on demand.
Also, look, it's just a perfect show.
I was doing something very similar during COVID when I was at home by myself and I'd have some friends over and I'd ask some of their memories and I'd cook for them.
You know, we're supposed to have friends over.
During COVID when we went in lockdown your addable, they had the three Stephanovic said, Jimmy Barnes and Jane Barnes and.
A few other people.
For me, it's a perfect scenario because one I get to find out people's you know, sort of background, and I'm really interested in people, and it's quite funny. Richard Roxbury the episode coming up is one of my best friends. So many things I didn't know about him, and I thought, Jesus, you know, I'm not a very good friend.
I knew he came from Aubury, were dong.
But that's about it from all.
But then you know, I obviously get to get to cook, and that's what I love doing. As you guys know, you know I've cooked for you many times. I love to cook.
And I don't like to put pepper on your state though, as Ricky and I every time I was doing it on the weekend and.
Everything it will burn, you.
Know, like that tastes like I liked pepper.
I'm going to pitch myself as a guest right now because I am very SBS lined. I've done done Alice Celenski's cooking show've done Adam Lele's cooking show, and you would be familiar with my portfolio of recipes. Yeah, my chocolate tip dates, my pumpkin scones, potato salad. Like you take your peek.
You might learn something from Joel.
No one did that date like me.
But I'm also what I've learned is I've never seen any of these recipes. I've only ever heard.
Of them or tasted, tasted or seen took him out dates Actually myn nan and that's one that's one of my food memories, thank you, is my NaN's date SCons you know, and all.
Dates have a date.
Yeah.
She she used to make the Best Date SCons and I always used to watch it, but there was never a recipe, so I never got a recipe. So I've for years always tried to recreate them and impossible that died with.
My grandmother was Scottish and she couldn't cook, and so my food memory for her was giving me International roast coffee with condensed milk and it from the age of ten.
Are you lemonade in his scones? Are you one of those people?
Now? I don't have any information here.
How many?
How many? How many quick draws have you won? And slash loss? All happening in here.
I knew that I was going to come in here and you're going to absolutely humiliate me, because I think I think last time Ricky absolutely wiped the floor of me. I mean, humillion familiar, and I wasn't going to let that happen again. So I said, hey, look, you know what, apart from my fee to come in here, I actually want.
To plug everything I've ever done.
I want to go up against Tim. And they've said, yes, are you accept the challenge?
I accept the challenge? Are you sure you don't have the.
Answers, and you still get to leave the winner because you can go to one of your million utul restaurants.
After this, well, let's get the rules from our prime minister. Let's go from there show.
I'm Anthony Albanesi and these are official.
Quick draw rules.
Tim will give a category and a letter. The first yell out a correct answer gets a point. The first answer you yell out and is locked in the best out of seven wins. Ultimately, Tim will exercise his discretion.
Bloody Alpha's playing, Ricky Lee and Joel exercise there.
Seat the greatest question, then come on that.
Okay, I always go for the guest, mister Blackwell.
Of seven wins? Here is that the practice question.
I'll score Ricky you question, name.
Something that you I've already stuffed it. Name something that can bite you starting with c cricket.
Cricket will be back next with.
More eat him and Joel's quick draw.
Joe matt Rad is here. Memory by New Telly Show on SBS is on Mondays and SBS on demand. Also, you got Richard Roxbury, one of your best mates were your best man on his wedding.
No no, no no no, he got married. You got married. No, he's no, it was Kirk bang Gillick carries. It was one of mine.
I actually again back at the Aria birthday, me and Kirk were using pouring o mar team.
That doesn't surprise me.
Big blog videos.
And I see you've got portneyat coming up. You do realize that's not Joel.
That's not Joel.
That's that's the one episode I haven't seen any of it. That's the one episode I haven't I haven't seen any of them actually, but so one that I'm worried about because i' worried about the editing a sexual mail.
No, she is beautiful.
Found myself farming.
I just found herself flirting with her, and she is.
And then you realize, and now I've just said it on national radio a second, don't be.
Worried about the edit.
Last time Ricky beat meat, it says four to one. I think that means Matt. Yes, that's right, she also beats meat and I spare.
Time, I do beat me some meat.
If you're just joining us, it's me and Matt together. And I got in real quick with the practice question. So I feel.
Crickets crocodile. It should have been We didn't say thing.
You said crocodile as.
You went to air. You know he took us up air.
You know, hey in the kitchen, that's asking around.
I've won a few times. Don't you worried?
Okay, back in the old days, you did when I was, when I was a bit quicker.
Okay, here we go.
First question, name an item found in a catalog, starting with.
R rather rage.
That's one point of black. Then matte, you just copy in the catalog?
What do you mean? Like? You know?
I like you. It's just a dumb game us.
Come on, come on, I'm getting upset now, my friend. No.
Question number two, name a school subject, starting.
With py nice at one point black.
I'm giving the show some vibe, this game some vibe.
You know. I'm doing mat to physics.
I could know. My farm manager is the next physics teacher.
What is physics?
I don't know.
I've got two kids.
I'm a cook, I can tell you.
Okay.
Question number three, name an excuse for being late, starting with tea.
Skipping on the spot again. Okay.
Number four, name and asking flavors starting with them.
Master pony, Oh, yes, nice and malt, said Master pony.
Did you get in?
We might go to a replay.
Okay, May, that's pretty What was the question again?
Sure name and I scream flavors starting.
With m mile poney. No.
Played again again, I started, I finished the word you weren't said I started first?
Is master pony a flavor of ice cream?
Who cares? That's who's in first.
You've got to plead your case to Joel.
But just played back one more time. Sold, you go my.
Pony murmur, out of the murmur, thinking about what you're going to.
My word finished quicker because I'm going to go.
That means I finished, Joel, Ricky, I think we have to go with mold.
I actually think it finished first.
It doesn't matter.
I think it made more sense and it made more sense. And also your first.
One word, so what I got to mask pony?
Listen again, you're still.
A rock.
Start your word first.
No, but it's like me saying if you say starts with purp pepper.
Yeah, I went master.
Okay, I'm giving it to Tim.
God that you just reverse that then matches. So I was clear I was going to pay you Mold.
You know what I would do. I would scrap the questions, scrap.
The question, Scrap the question it is till two points around.
That's one point win like that. I don't want to win like that is You're.
A very good You are really convincing.
You have a much more competitive than I thought you were really.
The last time on the show, I.
Don't watch memory byes.
Yes watch it please.
Number five, Name something that jumps starting with.
F done to me like that?
No complaint.
You know, there's there's there's there's there's bad winners and there's bad losers.
Anyway, Okay, two points a piece.
All right?
Is it? Yeah? It is?
Yes, Gosh, not trying to control the bloody game so confusionally.
We're doing all one.
Paper.
We are doing a great job. Okay, Ricky and I are a dream team.
We are Question number six, name of TV stars starting with S.
I think that's a better answer. But yes, Tim Blackwell much prettier too.
I love her boots, tinker Bell.
It is three points to Tim at two points to Matt. Matt, you need to get this next question correct in the game.
Last time I was at your house, Rocky was on. That's why you Rocky?
You know Rocky Rocky one was one of my favorites.
Well, I have to go back and watch that.
Okay, the win. What's happening now? The win?
Yeah?
Question umber and named something found in a park starting as w.
Windows windows in the in the toilet.
Blot, God in the toilet blot.
I mean you did say before.
Now he doesn't matter. Master Pony Mason is at least a flavor.
We we we clean the windows at the park across the Rocky pub.
There you okay, three points apiece.
That's a Tiebrecker ticker.
Stand up.
I'm taking my jacket off.
Everyone's got the jackets off.
We shouldn't be wearing a jacket inside anyway.
Way too hot, all this hair out and boring.
Okay, you can go here we go do it Australian idol style. Ricky name a.
Famous actress whose first name starts with s.
Sylvia Sarah Jessica Parker.
That Sylvia, Sylvia, heaps of famous Sylvia, famous is Sylvia.
That's you're the winner, Tom Blackwell.
Ah, timmy, congratulations.
But you know what I got three? I think I got none from me.
I want from you know.
It's good, good effort.
Yeah, you know very well to do you did very well, Thank you very much.
Thank you can't open Australia on the Grand Fine
