On today's MJ Morning Show:

Guy telling his mom dirty jokes

Settlement for Siri users

Morons in the news

Knowing if your day will suck in the first 10 minutes

Canadian arrested for stalking WWE wrestler

Fester and fireworks

MJ and Michelle finished season of 'Severance'

Did people figure out you're pregnant because you turned down alcohol

Bridesmaid for hire/speechwriter

MJ's flooded car still causing trouble

Is she single because of this that she's wearing

Babysitter wasn't paid over what she wore

What kids' past-time is going extinct?

Amazon price going up

77-year-old lottery winner taking the annuity

Katy Perry's mishap in concert

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce... who wears the pants in that relationship?

MJ tastes Joyride Gummies

Diddy trial update

Lululemon is suing Costco

At Disney, people are saying what the show is about to say... 

Sequel may be coming to "St. Elmo's Fire"

The Waffle House I.D.

NJ influencer ripped for taking 7-year-old to get a spray tan

How many Diet Coke cans does this employee say her boss drinks?

Fans say they are worried about Ryan Seacrest