On today's MJ Morning Show:

Fester eating

Football chatter

Morons in the news

U.S. Open told networks to keep reactions from the crowd off air

Would-be assassin challenges Trump to round of golf

Serial puncher

MJ's incident at Publix

Phillies Karen took home run ball

MJ's bagel issue

MJ's ice cream not quite ready yet

Mom let kid sleep in bed at JCPenney while she shopped

Wedding crashing thiefs arrested

Wedding stories

MJ trying to get credit Verizon... We took calls

Bucs and Bulls football

USF 

Creepy story... man living in crawl space

Villages incident reaches final disposition (Man who peed on Spam display)

Kate McKinnon reveals case of 'geographic tongue'

Howard Stern fools news outlets

Nantucket cocaine levels higher than average

Worst daycare center... snake bite, family wasn't told

Pilot on 'shrooms plead to trying to shut off engines on flight

Powerball had two winners

Coldplay kiss-cam woman has filed for divorce