On today's Best Of MJ Morning Show:

15 Traits Of A Selfish Partner

Fester VS MJ - Who found the Wendy's T-Rex Burger First?

Morons in the news

Classic Crotchety - 1-800-How's My Driving

Creep-O-Meter - Age Difference When Dating

Traits Of People Who Hold Doors For Strangers

Embarrassing Wedding And Buffet Line Doggie Bag Fillers

Do NOT Answer These Questions When She Asks

Gen Zs Don't Know How To Change A Lightbulb

What Erroneous Things Were You Told As A Child We took lots of calls

Costco Jail And Shoplifters

Classic Crotchety - Demonic Furbee

What Do You Know About Redheads

Lawyer Arrested In Buffet Line

When Do YOU Worry About Phones Remaining Power

Don't One Time Your Restaurant Server

Half of Americans Carry Spare Underwear

Classic Crotchety - The Car Alarm

Experts Say Not To Give This Snack To Kids