On today's MJ Morning Show:

Getting out of timeshares

Morons in the news

A dog returned home after 9 days and rang the doorbell

Dog saves child from potential kidnapping

Burger King commercial annoys Michelle, delights Fester

Sticker Schmucks

Party City going out of business

FBI warns athletes about burglaries

Upper Deck driving coming to Raymond James Stadium

Chipotle customer leaps counter to make own dish

A brief addressing of the Roxanne situation

Gaming the system to get early seating on Southwest Airlines

Blaring audio on a flight

Passenger exits flight onto wing in Seattle

Passenger handles 'seat grabber' on a flight

Hilaria Baldwin breaks out fake accent again

Amazon driver ditches packages in woods

Black plastic utensils not quite as bad as studies had originally shown

Woman dress coded over shirt at Universal Studios

Christmas tree disposal

Property for sale next to Jeff Bezos for just $200 million

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