On today's MJ Morning Show:

Morons in the news

People are still talking about the 'chocolate cake debate'

MJ's Vail trip disrupted by rap music at 3am

Phone scrolling can lead to migraines? 

A guy vandalized a psychic's shop... the jokes wrote themselves

Up for parole - Selena's killer

MJ's receipt showed a fee for 'kitchen appreciation'

Michelle was soothed with colors on a flight

Refrigerator on the Howard Frankland Bridge

Bucs win, Mike Evans ties record

MJ's dogs are getting their teeth cleaned

Today is Divorce Day (First Monday following New Year's Day)

For sale.... Home from 'Breaking Bad'

12-year-old Georgia boy's face burned by friends as joke during sleepover

The funny weather image

A guy peed on a passenger during a 15-hour flight

A rapper mistakenly fired a gun in his pocket during a podcast

Jamie Foxx update

Ice-T pulled over 

Chinese hackers got into U.S. wireless systems