On today's MJ Morning Show:

Are there bodily fluids in your suitcase when you travel?

Woman not leaving inheritance to her kids

Morons in the news

Nicolas Cage MJ I.D. story

Sandwiches that have gone away

Bob Dylan/Timothee Chalamet singing 'How does it feel?'

Is it chocolate cake or yellow cake?

What is 'throning'?

Woman recreates what she found on a Walmart receipt 

Gasparilla security

The new collectible... Jellycat

DUI... for a 'professional alcoholic'

DUI... for a guy with a monkey

Reckless driving casued by rubbing

Turo rentals

Driving 107mph while playing a game

Middle of night, big mistake, bedside nightstand

How to sell a house fast

Moderate drinking/longer life