A member of the MJ Morning Show is missing at the show opening. Is this person okay? MJ finds a story about another asteroid coming to Earth. This time, scientists actually see it coming. MJ wonders why the moon is in different spots every night. Can anybody fill him in? Today's Morons in the News features a thief at the Brandon Mall, a squatter in The Villages, and a teacher who kept marijuana in her classroom prize box.

Roxanne had an airline mishap on her way out of Tampa, but today she shares her story about her way in. Apparently, Roxanne is an airport thief! Kanye West, now known as "Ye," was photographed wearing a really creepy mask outside of JFK. Do MJ Morning Show listeners think Brian Laundrie is dead or alive? MJ takes calls to see what the consensus is. Fester is in trouble with his wife after he sketched her 'Titanic' style.

NBC has put a hold 'AGT: Extreme' after a stunt fail. MJ plays the 911 audio of the stunt gone wrong. This reminds the crew of Froggy's Ring of Fire back during the old MJ Morning Show. MJ says he hears 'thunder claps' that wake him up from naps. Common condition or should he get his head checked?