On today's MJ Morning Show:

"Tommy Boy" anniversary

Possible new station phone number

Woman diarrhea had on flight

Morons in the news

Subway smash

School's back... expect more law enforcement

This internet service will be ending soon

21st anniversary of a crazy occurrence

Fester's kids return to school (also, Fester's 24th anniversary)

Emergency at MJ's house (last minute order)

Debate - Pantsed vs De-pantsed

Movie weekend at MJ's 

MJ's IG - the thrift shop

2 litre bottle thrown at a store employee

62-year-old who tried to drown his daughter-in-law... update

A fake nurse

According to women, what's the most attractive hobby a man can have?

How much weight has Jelly Roll lost?

MJ called Channel 8's Behnken about a crazy soap story

Wrong way to take revenge on your boss

Man arrested for throwing a sex toy onto a WNBA court

P.Diddy attorneys split on whether they're asking for a pardon

NASCAR driver injured AFTER winning a race

Obvious sign someone is cheating

Instagram map feature

A slide on a cruise broke