MJ played a sound effect on the show last week, and Program Director Ted hates it. Today's early Morons in the News is about a woman who called in a bomb threat to the Hard Rock in Tampa. Roxanne mentions she knew someone who called in a bomb threat to a cell phone company. 

The man who created the Florida Lottery died, and MJ has a special tribute planned. Fester, Froggy, and Roxanne try to guess how old he was, lottery style. Women are going to be paying more for something. Now that fully vaccinated people don't have to wear masks, what do you think this will directly effect the price of?

People are leaving Netflix because of a lot of cancellations. Derek Jeter's house in Tampa finally sells, and talks about the final price. Former child star Ricky Shroder went ballistic at a Costco employee, and MJ has the audio.