Two major Bruce stories made headlines after the show yesterday. Bruce Arians announced he is stepping down from the Bucs Head Coach position, and Bruce Willis' daughter announced her father is stepping away from acting. Today's Morons in the News features a man who injected drugs into his junk.

A high school student got sucker-punched in the face by another athlete at a track meet in Florida. MJ plays the audio from the crowd. This new study could affect bong smokers. But does this affect Froggy? Froggy's wife gets mad at MJ for talking about the marijuana study outside of "safe harbor" hours, and Froggy's kids have a question for MJ. Roxanne told her kids a lie while on vacation last week. But what other lies have parents told their kids?

Chris Rock kicked off his comedy tour yesterday where he somewhat addressed the whole Oscar's debacle. What's one thing you DON'T tell your female tattoo artist? This guy had to learn the hard way. Froggy continues to give out Fester's phone number, and the texts keep rolling in. A shark was pinged off the coast of Florida, but should this actually be something to worry about?