On today's Best of MJ Morning Show:

Fester April Fools' Call With Grady Judd 

Woman dumps boyfriend for THIS reason 

Morons in the News

Airplane Passenger stuck between 2 big people 

Cackle at Restaurant

Squatter story from hell 

Fester's nude photo 

Tipping dishwashers? 

Fester crashed at Off Lease Only 

Science says people can't effectively multitask

Hotel restaurant scam

Cut On MJ's Nose 

Nutrients in microwave

Woman In Love With A Monkey 

Porch Pirates W/Calls