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In this episode, we talk about proper form while leaping from a moving motorcycle into a moving car. Knowing the process is like knowing a few phrases of Latin. Useful? Not at all, but great for an ice breaker at your next black tie event. Later, Craig discusses his triumphant return to weight training while spending hundreds of dollars on a hunky personal trainer for his wife. They also learn that their phones are giving them hemorrhoids. The news is startling.

Finally, in our Final Boss segment, our two-middle aged, classic gamers review NARC, a fantastic arcade game where you arrest drug overlords by firing grenade launchers at their heads. You're also dressed like characters from Tron, making this a true find from the golden age of gaming. 

Again, welcome to MCEP. Find us on X at @MCExcellentPod and your favorite podcast provider.