



MCEP | Episode 6: This Episode is About Thanksgiving and Jenna Jameson
Welcome to a special Thanksgiving edition of Matt and Craig’s Excellent Podcast. Do you eat turkey? Then you're eating something’s family. A turkey family. The laws of karma say you’ll be met with crippling depression after your last turkey bite, and it’ll hit you in the face like a bucket of lefto…

MCEP | Episode 5: Hooters for the Whole Family
Welcome to the alligator wrestling, Hooters spinoff edition of MCEP. This is episode four, where Matt Bair and Craig Collins instruct you on how to survive a hungry alligator that’s trying to eat you. Have you ever been in the clutches of an alligator’s monstrous jaws? Maybe not yet, but you will b…

MCEP | Episode 4: Clone Your Dog and Get Brundlefly

MCEP | Episode 3: Three Cheers for Our AI Masters
If you’re joining us for the first time, then welcome to the Matt and Craig Excellent Podcast. Find us on X (@MCExcellentPod), TikTok, and wherever else fine cutlery is sold. It’s excellent to have you. At least the AI that’s replacing us isn’t the Skynet, nuke-all-humanity kind of AI. Then again,…

MCEP | Episode 2: Delivering a Child in a Crazy Taxi
You're shuttling to the airport in a selected taxicab. You’re feeling calm, serene even, as you move further and further away from the stressors of everyday life. Then boom. The unthinkable. Your cab mate starts having a baby. This would be fine if you were a doctor, but you’re not a doctor and …

MCEP | Episode 1: Welcome to Matt and Craig's Excellent Podcast
This is the first episode to clear standards and get published. Years from now, it’ll be sold at an auction house for hundreds of thousands of dollars. Probably at Sotheby’s or somewhere really high end like that. Download it now. It’s an investment into your financial future that’s better than cry…

Introduction | Matt & Craig Excellent Podcast
Join hosts Matt Bair and Craig Collins for the Matt and Craig Excellent Podcast, where two middle-aged men with no kids offer their unique and unfiltered perspective on... well, everything. What do you get when you pair a "decorated traffic reporter" with a guy who occasionally fills in on the rad…