Welcome to the alligator wrestling, Hooters spinoff edition of MCEP. This is episode four, where Matt Bair and Craig Collins instruct you on how to survive a hungry alligator that’s trying to eat you. Have you ever been in the clutches of an alligator’s monstrous jaws? Maybe not yet, but you will be. It’s a rite of passage, making this a must listen to episode. Really. Later, in celebration of Hooters Restaurants extricating itself from Chapter 11 bankruptcy, Craig recalls a visit to a Mexican restaurant where the wait staff actually out-Hooters an actual Hooters. No, the wing sauce isn’t infused with a Carolina Reaper, but the employee attire does include visible thong underwear instead of cheeky shorts.

It’s a real place, not heaven.  

The final boss segment features NBA Jam, the granddaddy of sports games at your local arcade hall. Boom shakalaka THEY’RE ON FIRE! Insert a quarter into an NBA Jam cabinet and artificially ball like Charles Oakley. Dreams do come true.

It’s Ep. 4 of Matt and Craig’s Excellent Podcast. Thanks for stopping by.