Light a candle, ditch the family for a walk, and come rage-clean with us. We’re doing a full-moon purge of everything that hijacked our brain real estate this year, in this compilation of our most ragey segments. There's the $10K “investment” dirt bike Dane suddenly “can’t sell,” the lady asking her golden retriever to pick her gel nail colour, the goodie-bag serum industrial complex, and pastel-only women’s sneakers. It’s cathartic, a little unhinged, and exactly what your New Year energy ordered. Strap in, witches.