-MAIL CALL: Hannah and Jonny talk asparagus, fairy romance, and people DM-ing Hannah about crushing on Jonny

-SURPRISE SERENADE: The Barenaked Lazies - One Week (Since New Years)

-Craziest thing you've ever seen? Someone got naked in a fish tank at a Bass Pro Shop

-Jonny's fiance destroyed something because it was keeping her up all night...then Hannah calls her a B*tch?!

-100 year old predictions for 2024

-AFAF: My kids are getting bullied for having a knockoff Stanley

-SCIENCE CORNER: The future of bidets will include Alexa cleaning your butt

-Basic Bupdate: Jonny ruins the new drinks coming to Starbucks

-What is your PETTY Peeve?

-Hannah tries to read Jonny's lips after all the Golden Globes drama

-UNDERWEAR NEWS: Calvin Klein Controversy, How often to change your underwear & very ED-spensive undies

-RENT FREE: You've gotta hear these scary pronunciations and Smokey Robinson's BANGER of a new album