Hot Tom With The Lips, Descend Of Shame, & Where's The Sword Section?
-UK's sexiest man of the year (FOR THE SECOND TIME) is...a random 64 year old? -Hannah might secretly be an Olympic diving champ -POP CULTURE JEAPORDY feat. Timothee Spiderman Poets -This might be the most scared of a sound anyone has ever been -The year of the SAMURAI is taking Hannah's husban…
Zombie Nudes, Caterpillar Killer, & "I'm Not Harry Potter"
-Dublin's Done Due To Double D's -Another round of Pop Culture Jeopardy -The New iPhone update could bring back your deleted photos -Have the boxwood caterpillars ruined your life? -NFL controversy featuring misogyny and Taylor Swift
Maximum Body Counts, Parachuting Crunchwraps, And The New Jersey National Anthem
In today's 15-min update... - Asking For A Friend: My BF lied to me about his body count... Is 100 too many? - Tom Brady is retiring from Roasting... Or is he? - The New Jersey National Anthem - Hannah's grudge against Jude Law And more!
Sarah McLachlan, Slappin' The Bag (Of Cheddar), And Trauma But Make It Jazzy
In today's 15-min update... - These new judges on The Voice are PERFECT FITS for Hannah & Jonny.... Or are they???? - Being PUNK'd by Sarah McLachlan - Unproblematic bags to slap And more!
Booty, Sauce, and Other Words Not To Search In Your Texts
-Thundies and Northern Lights -New "fun" game, search keywords in your text messages -Hailey Bieber's baby name ideas -The IDEAL amount of time to spend outside every day
Win $500 = Dinosaur & Cicadapocalypse Rumble Swag
-Lil Nas X says WHAT in the new Camila Cabello song??? -Florida, Ohio, Or Chatham: Bridge Troll Edition -Mother's Day Goop Gift Guide -A boy band serenade for Mom -What To Watch: Crappy Rom Coms, Office Spinoff, and Liam Neeson's Long Lost cousin -Cicada season is gonna be worse than we though…
Zesty Organic Bananas, Jonny's DNA is TRASH, & Poops On a Plane
-What age do you start being in constant pain? Jonny is already there. -Josh from Bridge 2 Bridge talks to us about the race for a good cause this weekend in Windsor! -Hannah loves feisty british ladies and zesty self checkouts -New record holder for the biggest baguette! Hannah's not impressed.…
Bubble Tea, Téléfrançais, And G-String Bikinis Are Final Sale
In today's 15-min update... - What To Watch: a new movie is coming that makes Hannah feel seen - The World's Fanciest Pineapple - Asking For A Friend: My Husband wants me to return my g-string bikini - #BasicBupdate: Bubble Tea is coming to Starbucks (kindof!)
McDonalds Basements, Mysterious Ticking Noises, and Nude Buffets
In today's 15-min update... - This new n*ked cruise leaves nothing to the imagination - Things your SHOULDN'T say to your mom on Mother's Day - #ToxicTuesday: The Uber Driver ratted out the cheating boyfriend.... Was it an invasion of privacy? - McDonalds Basements and more!
Jonny's Strut Song, Sprinkle Haters, And One Ring To Rule Them All
In today's 15-min update... - Old Lady or Baby? The Airlines can't decide! - Asking For A Friend: My daughter will HATE this engagement ring.... Should I tell him before he proposes? - Unhinged summer blizzard flavours - Jonny's Supermodel song and more!