Jorting Is A Verb, Smoker Voice Baby, & "It Was The 90s"
-How did your parents screw you up as a kid...90s Parenting hit different. -SURPRISE SERENADE: Post Malone is bringing back the Jort Boy Summer -Invoicing a playdate?! -Netflix is taking over another industry and people are POPPIN OFF ABOUT IT.
Chipotle Boy VS. FatBastard Boy, Gas Accidents, & "A Little Bit Lower, Bill"
-Hacks to beat the heat gets derailed by Teddy Roosevelt -An inspiring golf redemption story from the HamilBee House -Bill The Raccoon Hero -DUMB CRIMINAL: Guy sets himself on fire in an attempted arson...and he's not alone -What is a Chipotle Boy Bowl? -These vandals messed with the WRONG HE…
Arbys Marathons, Celebrity Encounters, And Frozen Pizzas That Slap
In today's 15-min update... - The Taco Bell hero we never knew we needed - JT got arrested, and THERE'S GONNA BE MEMES (iT's GoNnA bE mAy) - The controversial thing frozen pizzas are doing to stay relevant! and more!
Are You MURDLE-Y Enough For The MURDLE Club?
In today's 15-min update... - This Family Feud conspiracy theory def goes all the way to the top - Are forehead compliments okay? - Mystery Novel fans' favourite new game, with a creepy name and more!
Dutch Death Poets, Dating Donut Daddies, And Overly Specific Dad-vice
In today's 15-min update... - This amusement park ride really stood by its name on Opening Day - Asking For A Friend: My BF broke up with me because I accepted free donuts - The perfect way to meet singles that is WAY better than a dating app and more!
"How Many 12-Year-Olds Could You Take On In A Fight?"
-This article of clothing instantly ages you. YOU COULD BE WEARING IT RIGHT NOW! -Cedar Point Camel Chaos -How hardcore do you clean when people come over? -Will Oregon blow up another whale? -"My Maid Of Honour ROBBED ME" -WITHER REPORT: A Jeopardy contestant ruined Eminem's vacation -How ma…
Cat Food Thief, Organic Breasts, & Beer Store Lottery
-Someone stole our trash & someone's roommate stole their cat food -WHAT'S APPENING: Your Likes Can Now Get Truly X-Rated -RENT FREE: Organic Breasts at the Self Checkout VS. Hulk Hogan Beer, Brother -FYI: Lottery Tickets at the Beer Store?? -Ever tried something new and SUCKED at it?! For Jonn…
White Claw Thefts, Impossible Wieners, And The Best Patios In YQG
In today's 15-min update... - An accidental White Claw theft and the quest to make it right - America's Most Elite Athlete Disqualified From World's Largest Stage - The Best Patios in YQG! and more
The Gaping Mars Hole And The Oldest Bra In Windsor-Essex
In today's 15-min update... - A mysterious SPACE HOLE can shelter astronauts on Mars, but only if they buy it dinner first! - This baby name is going viral for all the wrong reasons... - Finding the OLDEST bra in Windsor-Essex and more!
Testicle Insurance, Shrek Raves, And Weird Workout Songs
In today's 15-min update... - The "CREED At The Wedding" trend strikes again - WEIRD workout songs that actually slap - Shrek Raves, testicle insurance, and more!