-Someone stole our trash & someone's roommate stole their cat food
-WHAT'S APPENING: Your Likes Can Now Get Truly X-Rated
-RENT FREE: Organic Breasts at the Self Checkout VS. Hulk Hogan Beer, Brother
-FYI: Lottery Tickets at the Beer Store??
-Ever tried something new and SUCKED at it?! For Jonny it's baking pots, for Hannah its baking cheese.
-FYI: A secret man-on-man hookup spot HANGS IN THE BALANCE