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“Red Dwarf” (w/ Dulcé Sloan)

Published Aug 1, 2018, 9:00 AM

Tok Tok, Las Culturistas calling!

That’s the rough FRENCH translation of Ding-Dong that we’re using because today’s episode was recorded live at the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal! And the guest (oh this guest!) is quite the guest! She is a Sci-Fi Queen, Wizardress, Sorceress, Drag Race Superfan — it’s the incomparable Dulcé Sloan. 

On this episode, Bowen recounts his Canadian childhood, Matt tries out a new French catch phrase, the Devil steals Dulcé’s voice, the evils of lemons are exposed, the group agrees that Aslan from The Lion The Witch & The Wardrobe is just too big, Dulcé masterfully summarizes the pilot of Red Dwarf and spills the tee on meeting RuPaul. 

Plus, Dulcé delivers an unprecedented and iconic I Don’t Think So, Honey!

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Forever. Look man, oh I see you. Why look over there? How is that culture? Yes, goodness, let's ding dong or shall we say bonjourdong, which is of course the French way to say, well, yeah, I guess I was gonna say it's tuk tuk, but that's knock knock, which is different than ding dong. Well, it's often, you know, and when songs get translated from other languages, you don't get the exact word. So I'm sure that if we were to go up to France or up to Montreal again, we might even think to begin the podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the way we do it absolutely. So it's just Matt and I in the studio for now, but we're about to go into our live episode that we recorded at Just for Laughs, just this past weekend, which is the reason for all the friendship, for all the friendship of course, yes, that's the reason. Um, So we just we had a great time there. We performed a diva's version of I don't Think so, honey. It was truly phenomenal. We opened with that's the way it is by Celine Dion. We closed with it's all coming back to me now by That's by Celine Dion. Yes. Yes, lots of really really fun stuff in that show, truly. And so we had booked Duel Say to do our podcast episode just to have a normal interview podcast, right, one of the regular interviews podcast episodes. But this thing went down at the festival, Matt, you want to just preface it a little bite, yes, okay, So dul Say, along with Jabuki Young White, Jil Kim Booster, Amanda Seals, so many amazing Torres, Taylor, Tomlinson, lots and lots of amazing people were all named as a variety comics to watch. They picked ten people that are going to be rising comics to watch, and a little bit of drama went down when they all got together in the panel that was preceding the performance. I guess they chose this one guy who you may have heard about now. His name is um Darren Knight. He goes by a uh largely he performs as a character called Southern Mama, which is like pseudonym character Southern Moment, and he's very popular on YouTube. We hear and he has a very uh let's say just read state fan base, Yeah, I would say, And you know, speculation as to why he was even chosen for this. Apparently they always try to, you know, and also like involve social media quote unquote comedians because in today's age, you know, you can't just ignore the fact that they have tons of fans, and you know, you do have to acknowledge the fact that a lot of content is being consumed online and that means it's solely being created online. So I guess that was the point of view on involving someone like this in the festival. However, it turned out that he not only cannot perform live, but he has also has some ideals and leiefs that really don't belong on the stage at all and don't deserve a platform now. So basically what happened at the panel just for context, just because this will just inform everything that eventually gets talked about in the podcast. Um he his manager enters the backstage area of the panel, starts sort of accosting and interrogating some of the the other people, like duels, say about their social media followings, like, uh, that doesn't really matter to me, I'm on TV, I'm fine. Manager walks out. Darren Southern Mama comes back in says what the funk was? That this is also this is loose quote you guys. I mean we weren't there. We heard from second tources. But there was an altercation before the panel that was just like totally unnecessary that just carried over into the actual panel when Southern Mama said something to the effect of race has no place in comedy. There should know there should be no commentary of that sort in comedic performance. Panel with almost all POC comedians and queer comedians including Julio and Chebooky and Joel, so they sort of all openly said rebuked that. Uh. And then that night was the actual showcase where they all did stand up sets and Matt and I got to go um and everyone crushed, crushed, killed it. I mean they all they had such amazing sets. It was such an exciting night up until up until I was so exciting to watch this guy fucking each ship. Well yeah, and so he basically with all the drama that surrounded the panel, Uh, Southern Mamma was sort of se question in his own green room to not have any sort of interfacing interactions with the rest of the comics. Uh. And then he had the he was given the option to not perform, according to our sources, Joel um he was given the option. The YouTubers have the option to not perform at the showcase live, and yet Darren Knight still opted into performing. So everyone crushes. Joel finishes his set, does amazing, and then Darren Knight comes on. Chris Red's hosting this whole thing. Chris Red brings Darren Knight on. Dar Or Night just spends the first five minutes just apologizing, saying, I'm so nervous, does not remember the name of the festival. He says, thank you, thanks you all so much, to thanks so much to laugh it was it laughs, and people are like, and then I'm thinking to myself, I don't know what you thought, but maybe this is some sort of antide comedy or whatever bullshit, like, you know, like some sort of like roundabout way of getting to age comedy element in the But then it kind of just became clear, like we're sitting in the room, in this room with one of the masters, Brett Davis, the coffin Asque masters of this kind of but this was this was not what was happening. It was not that um so basically, uh, he eventually does like I guess five or so minutes of does anyone ever have to ship humor? And it was I guess, you know, maybe funny for some people in the middle of the country. I'm not going to sit here and attack the comedic taste of people who like bad ship, right, but you know what it was, it was awful and it was like people, there was no it was just a stream of consciousness, just nonsense. And then so then he bombs the whole time, and then he ends his step by saying, I just want to thank you all so much for having me. By the way, I want to say that race and sexuality have no place in comedy. People aren't paying to see that ship, at which point everyone in the audience, just especially in our area, started booing him. And I have never brewed someone off. Never, I've never felt the instinct to have to encourage someone off the STI it was just like it was so egregious, like it was such a display blatantly of racism. And what I've been saying too is like god fucking damn it, like this year, like all all years, like of course, like we'd send up our best, you know what I mean, quote unquote, and then that's going to be it just takes the conversation away from all the amazing comics who crushed and who then received him when he came off stage. And then I guess we'll kind of let dul Say get into that. But she does discuss it in her I don't think so honey later and it was truly and I don't think so honey moment. It was an unprecedent and think so honey clocking in at four minutes and twenty seconds just by coincidence. But we let her go because, you know, we didn't want to push for the t about this because she probably had been asked so many this was this was the we we got her interview. She came on the day of this, all blowing up like the morning after, so she had just been hounded by everybody. Um a man who steals posted it to her Instagram story. Her following sort of jumped all over it, so she was a little you know, we weren't sure whether or not to like, we weren't sure how to gage that, so we just didn't really bring that up until she did at the very end and her I don't think so many, But we have a great conversation. We have an awesome conversation with her. Ums very true nerd queen. Oh she's sci fi. Sci fi was her dress? Source arrest, come address, there you go, And I am very excited to share this episode. She's delightful we get into drag. She's a big super fan. Yes, but we wanted to make sure that you guys knew the t on this whole Southern Ama situation because we were there and um, you know, it gets addressed later on in the episode kind of like familiarly because I think everyone in the audience was very aware of the situation. Yes, but it kind of blew up on social media, so you may be aware of it, you may not, but that's what happened. That's why Wynn jail. But we are so so so happy with this episode. We hope you enjoyed as much as we uh did uh And if you came out to see it while you were in Montreal, are all our friends up there in Montreal, Thank you for coming, Thank you for enjoying. Alright, bye, last culture Races because we have to do it because it's being recorded for for the pod so for posterity. So um, this is fun, Like you know, many people will listen to this, but many in this moment, we're all dressed exactly, And how are we all doing tonight? All right, we're good, this afternoon great. I want to give some insights on behind the scenes to Usually what happens is Bowen. We'll sit down and looked me dead in the eyes and he'll say three to one. So it's usually not that chaotic. Usually it's very clean. Um, okay, can I see these shirts? I'm very happy, wonderful. This is a good Um. This is a gay shirt. It's in the same neighborhood. Yeah, yeah, this is Um, this is like a like god pan sexual architect. I love that. That's you in a way a little bit. What would you how would you break this down besides just get does I want to be more dynamic than that even if I'm not? Yeah yeah yeah, Um, like gay guy on an acid trip closing his eyes and that's what he sees. And then he was like, I'll print that on a shirt and and there it is. I love it. Okay. Um. Anyway, we're so happy to be here in Montreal. How is everybody asked? Great? We have Um, It's it's weird for me because I grew up here it's weird. It's true. I grew up in Plassa, Yeah I did. And then I grew up in Plassa. I spent one year own gay and then I took the We would always take the poor chap uh into and I had taken all of the last season and it was so beautiful. It was so nice. We had a lot of that on Long Island too. The I can't do the French actent I think you can't, Okay, So I've been like dropping little bits of French here and there while we've been here. And then Matt, Matt will just in a in an effort of one upsmanship. I know it's not it's it's want to be participants, okay. So then so then Matt will say, manca, what am I saying? Okay? So did you say a French word? And I'll repeat, let be seen, be seen. But that was good, that was good. But then Matt will what I was trying to get you to do is um is. Matt's been trying this out, this new catchphrase, his French catchphrase. He says, just okay, just fee, which is means um, I am the little girl. I guess all right, does anyone remember the commercial, Yes, thank you, it's the commercial with the little girl. It was like a hooked on phonics type situation, Muffy. It was a series of tapes or audio tapes with I think kids that had difficulties in the classroom, because not everyone just soars through, like this audience looks like a very smart, armamentary, gifted and talented audience, but some kids they need a little bit more help. And um this was for language learning. And this young girl stepped forward and said just feels and feet and then the icon who was that woman who we only two of the two of us know, but she said, yes, that's friends, she's speaking. This commercial played for fifteen years all the time. I'm like Nickelodeon, right this American and they would never play this here, so I missed that growing up here right right, Yeah, no, it's fine. I'm just I love it here though I love her to I hated. Yes, we're not going to stay, but like we do, like would you like it? I like growing up was tough with French Canadian people, but they were ultimately very nice, and I think French Canadians are like white trash chic, like that's like the vibe it's it's so nice. They're a little cold. I will say. We just went up there. They're pretty like they're gorgeous and gorgeous people, gorgeous and cold, gorgeous clue people. And we just were outside because we're gonna do a show later. We're gonna do a variant on our I Don't Think so Honey Live shows, which is yes, it's gonna be called I Don't Think So Honey Diva's Edition. And so we're opening the show with the Selindian. So how we're gonna sing. That's the way um, and that will be the way it is, except probably like a step lower because I always start things a little too high. We rehearsed to to thirty and it became this impromptu concert and a lot of people stayed and like really watched, and then we sang in Stoff coming back to me. Now, yeah, but we kept I have I kept telling them, telling them like, this is just a rehearsal. This is not supposed to be inherently funny like those the comedy is. It's flanking the actual comedy, which is fine because they did not think it was funny anyway. They stood there and really just kind of and we were we said do you think they almost like do you think they enjoyed it? And I was like, I think they were a French Canadian. I think they were just like, um, just hanging out, just hanging out. The festival has been fun. Um, just for a little glimpse into like what it's like as performers. Um, you just have the same conversation with a million different people. Yeah, industry people. It's it's it's a lot of the same cud off fumes together. It's like, um, a true TV A P A W. But you know, when when did you get in? It's tomorrow, Amanda? You mean Amanda, you know I'm going I'm going down there here. How is your flight? What is I don't know, okay, what is? How is your flight? Like? What are they? What is the made it? What's the core of that question? I think they want to know. I think when people ask how was your flight, they want to know if you experience turbulence on the flight, That's what I think they're asking. However, my problems with the flight are never turbulence, Like I always think you dealized what is that? Well? Actually, wait, maybe I mean it's maybe it's gonna be my I don't think so funny in just forty minutes. Um, but oh wait, you have this funny flight story of this woman who oh okay, Yes, there was a woman on a flight that I was on and she barked throughout the flight like a dog how they bark. This is how the woman barked, like rough and I thought that was funny. And it's almost like, you know, she probably had something wrong with her, and I was like, yeah, but it's still funny that a woman was barking on a plane. Like I'm sorry, I'm always gonna laugh at a woman barking on a flight like it could be a disease. I do think it's funny. It makes me a problematic in this age, and that's just gonna be the hill I die on. Women barking on Seattle bound flies from New York throughout the flight is funny to me because she was she was doing like little at the point where everyone was turned around like no, bitch, shut up, stop barking, and she was just like and I think she said she said it was a sneeze. I was like, what do you know? I think she wanted to be barking. She was that bitch who was barking on the flight? Yeah, there's always that bitch. I mean, like, that's what I wish. I had a story like that of a flight that I could just tell people when they asked me, how is your flight, And I'll say there was a woman who was barking. It was like this the narrative of the flight, and it was a shared experience for everyone. Love that, Yeah, I love that. Anyway, I think it's time that we get this show going. We're gonna get this show going. And for that, we're gonna sit. Oh wow, can you believe we stood the whole time. We're gonna stand back up to welcome our guests, and just seconds we'll stand up again. Okay, I'm very excited, very excited. She here. She has so many, so many great credits. As we see on the show, the credits come rolling down, They come rolling down. Gum. You've seen her on comedy Knockout, you've seen her on at Midnight, you've she's a correspondent on the Daily Show with Trevor Noah currently here as one of Variety's comics to watch, and we are watching, and we are enjoying, and we will continue to watch and please welcome to this stage. Don't say slow bringing the tea, Bring the tea and bringing. Yes, yes, yes we're spilling, we're spelling. Is ringing tea coming on? Hair lifted, let's go here, hair lifted. Okay, but talk about the tea because we helped you assemble this backstage. Yes, I am due to the devil trying to defeat me. I arrived in this beautiful country and my voice left. So this is better than past years at LEAs second, so I actually speak um and commiser rate and you know, communicate with the humans. But when with Vack saying, I was like, otherwime, like let's make some tea for you, and I was like, oh girl, just a little hot water, a little honey. And just to see a white woman moved so fast, thank you. I was like, oh, you're talent um for someone who's never met um in my time of need, was truly beautiful. It's truly beautiful in today's times. Um. So you were telling us that you were at a restaurant the other night and like, instead of honey, they had a glucose spread. Okay, so I have been fighting this for the bast couple was like, don't if you ever like get horse, you're losing your voice, not because of sickness, but because of fatigue. Never use lemon because it drag your vocal cords out. That makes it worse. Oh ship, you need the honey because the honey um keeps the moisture on your vocal cords. It. Yeah, if you're using limen, you're like, what's going on? Like you're just sucking yourself up? Where did you learn this? I learned this last year when I had to sing um on the comedy Jam and my voice was sucked up, and my manager called um a vocal teacher and she was the voice of Belle and Beauty and the Beast's her name is that I don't I don't know, I don't ever know anybody's days, but no use So, I mean, that's a deep come on, gay, could your life together? You look very cute, so cute, so cute. Um. But I was like, Okay, I'm definitely gonna listen to what she says because she said never what you just said something? And I think and she said, i'd be prof in too, any anti inflammatory because what your body is doing is it's inflaming. Like all the muscles around here inflaming, so you don't funk your vocal cords completely. So your body's like, all right, let me just get fat for a little bit. Your voice gets nice and fat. I do want to go back and just I want you to say again, lemons, take a lemon. You you're sucking yourself over. Yes, great, okay, rule number of culture and you're yourself over. Mariah Carrey says you're supposed to have hot tea with honey and lemon, and I guess she's wrong, and I guess that's the reason why. But now we know Mariah, but it might be if it's not. It depends on what she what's something she's working with? Crazy crazy, I've been crazy. I'm not Mariah carry crazy because I've never been that. Rich is bad the comments. But yeah, So we're in the restaurant yesterday and I was like, oh, they kept giving us I ordered, we ordered hot ordered tea and it was like Anna had some honey. They brought us honey. And we ordered onion rings and they also brought us honey. I was like, what, yeah, honey on your rings. He's like this is always saves, and I was like, all right, let's see what happened. We ate it and I was like, you right, you absolutely accurate in this. But I was like, oh, let's see what's in this honey. I'm like wait a minute, and it said honey and glucose spread. Oh what is the glucose spread? That? Okay? Glucose sugar. Anything that ends and coast is a sugar, sucros, sucro los glucoast. It's all the sugar. That's rule of science number three. Anything that it is a sugar. I'll be reading and ship food labels. I'll be reading food labels, and I'll watch a lot of PBS. Okay, So you would say, you, what is it to be right brained? Is that like when when you know a lot of science ship that's left brain. I believe left brain culture is just back me up. I hear, I see some ning, But that's right. But I'm like real creative and stuff like maybe I'm like middle brain, middle little brain. Nice. I, um, you're scientists. No, But here's the thing. I didn't care for the brain in the past, but I tripped on acid a couple of weeks ago, and now this is all I can think about. Well, like my my brain because apparently you're you can only think about your brain. No, well, no, it's not what I'm saying. I'm saying like with acid, you're both your all your lobes are talking to each other, like new connections are forming because in ways that I haven't formed before. This is real. This is science and it's not like white people's science. Um. Although, yeah, I was with a bunch of white gays on the beach, there was. It was a bunch of it was like three white gays, one Asian gay, one Jewish gay. Still white, still white, and fine, it was all white gays, but it was. There was one other Asian gay. It was Joel Kim Booster. He's right there. MAT's by racial Oh yeah, not this math, not this man. There was another Math there who was by racial but half black, half Jewish. Yeah, it's a lot of sorrow. That's a lot of sorrow. There's a lot of lot of sorrow. Yeah, it's a lot of Have you ever have you ever dabbled in acid or you know, hallucinogenic that. No, I'm a Christian too, I am black. So they don't let us do any of that. Know that we are not allowed to do any of those things. It's like we because we make sense. Oh, it's a plant. I smoked that um crack because it came from a plant. You mix it with baking soda. We know what that is. You can smoke that um. The acid, we all know where that comes. Well, the acid was in oreos. Does that make sense? You don't get the acid from I know, but they dropped it into an oreo cookie and we just put it in our mouths. And I know somebody who um sells my youth man's in his forties sells uh Tutsi rolls that have been like dipped in shrooms. No, so like it's infused with the shroom. And then when you eat the Tutsi roll, you're like, oh tutsie rollo. But I don't know about trooms. Is there a difference in trooms and assets? Yes? Yes, yes, yes, okay, yes, um okay. Acid is acid is I have one drug is marijuana? Each day? Each day, each day. I don't smoke. We you don't smoke. We had I don't like how I feel well. You have vocal issues facts, but I smoked cigarettes, which is probably the reason. Listen, I'm also overweight. What do you want from me. Listen, I'm just cigarette. I didn't sell you smoke less than I used to, and I'm like trying to quit because it cost too much in New York. Um, okay, what's the cycle. I was talking to someone last night where it's like, I'm gonna quit, so I might as well buy my last pack. It's that, it's so it makes no sense. I don't give myself the lie of the last pack. It's I don't feel like smoking a day. Like sometimes I don't smoke all day because I just don't want a cigarette, and then other days I'm like, uh, and then a chimney. So it just depends on because usually I go all day without smoking and then I'll eat something I'm like, I'm gonna need a cigarette. But sometimes it's so busy at work they don't have time to go outside and smoke, so I smoke less. But I've just been so busy, just because right before I like the night before I came here only like three hours of sleep, and then I've been like just real busy at work, so my voice was already tired. And then I flew and then get me sleep, and then we stressed out about all the shows that I had to do and just like I gotta pack this, I gotta make sure got the paperwork, make sure they'll let me in fucking Canada. They didn't look at the paperwork for me. They didn't even paperwork. And he went to the trouble of going to the FedEx and printing out the papers. Oh no, yeah, they didn't look at it anyway. Not in mind you. They don't stam up your passport anymore unless you asked them. Very nice. They didn't stampar as either. I didn't get any of experience. I like, I gave the man in the paperwork and I was like, you don't stay on my passport. He's like, oh no, if you want to passport stop people to him. And I went to the other man. I was like, can I have a passport stamp please? He's like, oh, you want on this page? Which when you page you one you to tell you. And I was like all right, there's nice. And next to the other I was like, okay, Like they don't give ship. Winnipeg, Canada never go funk their place up, burns down. Fuck what's the bay Winnipeg burn it down? Talking about down? That whole asked mother funk are that worked in that airport? You bitch made man? Listen, I get there at my ear button, I'm gonna confidence call. I'm trying to get off this call. I'm like, here, take this paperwork. This pitch motherfucker decides brights the thing. And I'm like, I don't know what these codes meet on these damn piece of paper. I don't work for the government, Okay. So I get through and the ladies like I'm usually supposed to walk in and hand the people to paper and you go through the door. He was like, oh, no, you go that way so well away immigration. Why am I going to immigration? I'm an American and the fun you're talking about. So the dude made me sit in there. Then I wasn't getting helped because they were terrorizing his dirty family and his black lady. And when I say dirty family, I mean father, mother, two children, just dirty, and it's like bohemian dirty on purpose. So like all their clothes were too loose and too colorful, and they're like and they're saying like, oh, we'll found males. I'm like, nah, y'all is in a cult. So they look like the Coult people. You know what, I mean, we're not gonna send our kids to school or all this other ship. You're like, send them kids in school, They're gonna be really fucking weird. They' gonna get married to each other. Calm down, So what happened? What happened with this person? So this motherfucker's are as the flex even harder when I haven't gotten helped yet. So I send on my paperwork and I got he's like, oh, you have any felonies. I said, I'm a Christian because that's always not as fun. And he's fucking with me looking at my paperwork, funk with me, funk with me, and so he's like, oh, everything came back fine. I'm like, I know that because I told you I'm not a criminal. And then he was like, okay, that's fine. And he was like, oh and like maybe like next time when you come to the window, you know, you probably shouldn't be on the phone. I said, oh, that's the problem that I was on the phone. Oh you felt disrespected. Stay at my passport so I can get up out here. He was taking a case and I saw him go like he almost dropped it. And he's like, oh, that wasn't a problem. I say, yes, it was, so I remembered his name and I had to show that night and Alm I was like, I can't remember his name was block out traumatic things. And I was on the show talking about this awful as customs agent and a dude in the audience came up to me and was like, oh, yeah, I work with him. He is an asshole. He does that to people all the time as a power trap. And I was like, look at God, look at God. So we can't burn down Winnipeg because there was that one good soul there. I guess it's the Midwest of like when you turned to Montreal, you feel like you're in another country. You go to Winnipeg, you feel like you're in St. Louis. Everyone should go to Everyone should do a fun little Prince Edward Island. Never like very and of green Gables and of green Gables to go to the end of green Gables house, but it's cute. I never staying on PBS fucking wonder Works and that damn girl you know what I'm talking about, because all they showed was Anna green Gables and fucking Line which and a wardrobe. Y'all got two shows. I've been on this nineteen eighty four? Is you talking about Old Snitch and ask up boy with his Turkish to light funk that movie to the Turkish So I kill this been getting him a Turkish You know, when I tried Turkish der lights like years later, I was like, oh, this is gonna be good. It was a very popular treat amongst those kids. And then when I tried it and it was fucking bad. Dude, Turkish your lights suck. My mama bought something. She was like, girl, we got this turkis to light you on a little boy from the movie like a little boy from the movie. We got a litt Turkish light, a little bore from he could resist, Like, yes, Mama, Turkish light. So she got a bunch of like she got like, um, like an assorted flavor box right as are We're looking at the wrapper and we're like, lavender, what rose? Lemon? Okay, we know lemmon, we know citrus, right, pistachio? This is gelatin? How did you do this? So it's like rose and lavender flavored gelatine cover like coated in nasty powdered sugar. And I don't know how you funk up powdered sugar because it's sugar. But and we were like, they were like, girl, he's trying to just try this. We're both take a bite and we're like why and so, and I was like, okay, we're Americans. We don't eat florals, right, Like any times somebody cars give me lavend or anything, I'm like, I'm not eating a glade plug in. I'm not doing this with him. So we're like, well, let's try to lemon. And she's like it's still wrong too. How you messed lemon up? It's the most basic flavor. Everybody knows what a lemon taste like. I can't tell you what roses tastes like. I'm not a bird. No, I'm not a bird. Lemon is up there with cherry and grape as as far as popular flavors go. Can we all know grape don't tastes like grapes. It tastes like purple, doesn't we all know that its like purple? So we were very upset. I mean, in the world robe and they made him the prince, that one who liked little Snitch and as boy, Yeah, I think was he the one in the silver chair or something like? I didn't even know there was more books than the one line in the Witch in the Wardrobe, but there's a whole bunch of books. Then my mama literally said, I got the candy that the snitchen ass boy was eating from the Lina wishing the ward from Did you see the line a movie? I did. I guess she wanted to go and I was like, okay, and I remember watching it and her going that line is too big? Was too big? I was like, Mommy, and she's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, I know how big a lion. This lion is dinosaur, but he's supposed to remember my phone because you always say it sanking if I feel with the Holy Ghost. So we were like, we gotta go see this movie and see this. Won't got to see this movie. And then she was like she liked the movie. But at the same time, when they little boy flipped on his siblings, me and my mom both went, oh, bit you ask a little boy and you knew it was coming, No, it was coming. And I was like, because they're like, oh, they're trying to confront here, me and my MoMA only one in the movie there to go on whoop his as they took him back. It was ridiculous. He should be glad they want black siblings because okay, it sounds like we're talking about culture that you grew up with. Don't see, We're gonna ask you if we asked all of our guests every episode, what was the culture that made you say? Culture is for me? Um? I love everything to watch growing up. Okay. One of my two favorite shows growing up was one. It was this British the British sci fi show called Red Dwarf and I'm so glad I'm in Canada because the want the United States. What the funk I'm talking it is absolutely it's so it's very hard to describe to people because people think you're crazy. So basically, okay, so and y'all have to help me if I suck this up. But it was my favorite because it came on from like nineteen seven until like they just did at eleven. They're doing a twelfth season I think like right now, so twelve. Yeah, it's a British show, so there's seasons only have like maybe four or six, maybe eight episodes. So the show is set. So there's this bummy ass dude, Um David Lister. He gets put in stasis because he won't get rid of his cat, and you're crazy. You're crazy. I already think you're crazy. He's a bummy ass dude. All the eats his curries and drinks here all days only that he's and he's a he's a mixed rates dude. So the main character of the show is a mixed ways guy. And so he won't get rid of his cat. Instead of like, listen, you got this cat. It's not healthy, not quarantined, you can't keep it. You found out the cats pregnant. He hides the cat in the wall. And there's this guy he works with called David Remer. I mean, um, not David renor Arnold Render. So listening Arnold Remer remembers are complete. You know, the dude like a job who wants to be better than what he is but doesn't have the skill of the ability to do it. So it's this asshole dude. And they are the lowest rank on this They're on a spaceship. It's a mining ship. I told you as a sci fi show spaceship, right, so they're in they're not they're not a mining ship called Red Dwarf and they so he works together make their repairment on the ship. So remember get Listener gets in trouble because he won't get rid of his cat, and they're like, he's like, give me. Because he gets called into the captain's office, he's like, give me the cat. He's like, what are you gonna do with him? He's like, gonna cut him up an experiment on it and the sea the diseases. He's like, okay, but can you put it back together and give it to me? And he's like no, the cat'll be dead, right, And he's like, then I'm not giving you my cat. This is a good conversation. You can't have my cat, right, And so this is like a pilot episode and citing all the drama for the whole series, right, And so he's like, funk that. And so they're like, okay, if you don't for the punishment, basically the jail that they have as they put you into stasis so they freeze time for you, so you don't get paid for anything because you're frozen and sore, like you're gonna fourth, You're gonna four fit eighteen months wages if you don't. Because he violated the quarantine, He's like, this cat could bring any cat of disease on here and won't be stick as fun. He's like, yeah, cool, but you know no, And the cat's name is Frankenstein. So to give him like a given, like a reason to really love the cat, like is it a smart cat? Just it's just a pregnant cat and it's his it's his pet. He's like, he doesn't have anything, like pregnancy is a character traite. So he's like, this is this is my pet. He's a smuggle this pet on here, like, this is this is my this is my cat. And so they he hides the cat like basically like in the wall in his room, and they put him in the stasis because like he can't because at one point he can't find it, and the cat hides in the wall. She gives birth while he's in stasis. The problem is the dude that he's working with, Rimmer, is completely incompetent. Now, listeners that I'm talking about Rimmers, the dude whos incompetent. I know that much so Rimmers of dudes who incompetent. And he's supposed to be seeking something called the drive plate, which stops radiation from leaking onto the ship. There's so much world building, and that som fixes the drive plate wrong radiation sweeps the ship, killing everyone instantly while wild Lister is in stasis. Oh so Lister lives. But and there's also on the ship there's a hologram that runs there is a not a hologram? Is it? I'm what is it called? It's called Holly, but it's it's a um it's the ship's computer. But it talks to you, and it's a very cockney old and it's a cockney man, which is very funny to me. But so he was supposed to be in stasis for eighteen months, but they had to wait for all the radiation to hit a safe level on the ship. So he ends up being in stasis for three million years. What oh my god? So never see his cat watch what happens. So so he gets out and there are these white piles of dust over the ship. The people like, I said, he's a bumps. He's just walking around going what's this? Oh my god? Right, and so but you don't know what it is either. So Holly goes He's like, he's like, um, I gotta say, he's only he's like, how long have I been? He's like, where's everybody at. He's like, okay, listen, um, you know how he was supposed to be in Stacey's for eighteen months. He's like yeah. He's like, you've been in state for three million years. He's like, what he said is everybody Dad? He's like, I don't know. Um. He's like, you're all knowing computer. He's like yeah, but we're also in the middle of nowhere, so I don't know. Um. And so he's like, well, what's going on? And he's like, well, he just looks over this one pile and he wipes it off and he's like, hey man, you might not want to do that. That's instant Jenkins. He's like, what the fuck I've been eating everybody on this ship for the past How you didn't even tell me? So then his homeboy rolls in because because the person, you know, because if you're if someone dies while they're on this mission, they can bring them back as a hologram because you can't have it. But they bring him back as a holograd. And then he blames list for him being dead because of like, if you were not in statsis, you could have helped me. And he was like, no, you're incompetent funked it up anyway. So they're talking to each other and then a character called the Cat who comes called the Cat. It's a black dude who's basically dressed like little Richard. He has these gorgeous suits on and he has his big quafft hair, and he looks up and he's like, so he comes in because he's just been strolling around the ship and remor and listen, don't expecting the life form on the ship. And he goes, oh, but it make myself look big. So then you realize this is the fucking cat. So he tells the history of what happened. So the cat Frankenstein gave Kirk. This is all the pilot, the pilot. So Frankenstein gives birth hat in the hold of the ship and he's like, well, you know how humans are supposed to be descended from apes, these people are descended from cats. Oh God, okay, cool, but he does but the natural selection on the ship. Imagine if a cat became a person would be the faintest thing you've ever seen. So he always has these designer fucking suits. Hair is always done, and then another and like the next episode you see him he's got this little like aerator looks like perfume, and he's walking through the ship going this is mine, this is mine. So he's marking his territory. Wow, but it's in this little thing and it's like so he learns like and then Listen finds out the later history of it. But in the pilot up and so the cat shows up and then he tells them like, oh, I'm just sending for Frankistein. They're like what in the that's the end of the first episode. That's it's crazy. And then like they find android later. That was a masterful an obsess of the first episode. We're gonna buy it. We want we want to. It's so funny but just like the cats, like it's great because like the lines that the cat has, like Ramor stole list of cigarettes as a way to can like make him do what he wants him to do. And the cat finds him and so he's pushing his cart like dancing down the hallway. He's like, I gotta shiny thing. He's like what are you doing? He's like these are these are mine? Like, no, put those back? He's like no, he said this. He goes you see this hand. It is mine. You see these things? They are mine, like I'm not. Then he finds a yo yo one day, and that's funny as ship because it's how would an adult who's descended from cats interact with yo yo? And then it's him just how awe going? And he's playing with this fucking yoyo. He's like, you know what it does? He's like, yeah, I do. He said, you got the string up here on the shiny thing on the bottom. Then here's the clever bit. You put the string on the bottom and the shiny things on top. He's like, all right, you know what lives your life? So you sound like decidedly like a sci fi queen. Yes, I like a lot of sci fi and stuff. I've never been down, but I'm a Star Trek person out of Star Wars wow, because the dream of my life is to be a cleon in a Star Trek movie. But not these new fucking weird as dinosaur head cleon. No, I'm talking about tn like very warfarey do ros sisters, very hair long titties out like past clean. I'm trying to be. I don't know these weird ones like, and I don't like these new ones day was been at a cumber Batch's characters supposed to be a clan on the supposed to be con when he was con it supposed to the Ricardo Montbon con. It's a twist, he says, I'm con or something, right. I think he does. I don't know. I didn't watch the movie. I didn't watch the movie either. I like the first movie because I saw the trailer and there was that shot of Crispine with his butt in the air, and I was like, I'll see that. But then they didn't market it sexually, so I didn't see that. And then they um, Sulu gay yeah, which piste off George Kai even though he gay. Why was George pressed about that? Because he was like, what is the point it is? He was like, this isn't how Gene ron Berry wrote it. But you're like, oh, we're trying to be inclusive. He's like, yeah, that's cute, but that's not the fucking point. Um, that's okay. So so you're tracking and a red Dwarf. Yes, what is it against Star Wars? I don't think I get it. You don't get it feel like space? What's that star Trek? Well? I think here's the I don't have anything against Star Trek, but I think it's it's confusing. But there's so many worlds and so many like everything consistent that there's always the same timeline they started like Star Trek always went forward until very recently when they when they did Yager, Voyager was before and then was a Voyager before, which one was before Enterprise. That's the one Voyager. No. I wanted to watch Voyager, but that Jane Waite chick. I couldn't listen to her voice. I listened. I was very supportive, but she sounds like somebody was always slightly shaking her. What's the actress's name, No, because I think, oh ship is she is somebody shaking her on that show too. She actually gets shook a couple of times. Okay, but does she sound like that she's sitting on like, No, she she went rushing for that one, not shaky cute, Okay, because if you're supposed to be a captain of a fucking ship, I need you to not sound like you're frightened. She showed me crazy. And then Enterprise is I guess considered is it before the next generation, So it's before the first series, so it's four Original and then Inner and then Discovery is before Discoveries before everything is just as chronologically funked up as Star Wars. Your point holds no, no, no, no, no, no, just because it's only because I didn't watch it. Well, here's the Voyager. I knew because the thing is like next Generation and Deep Space nine occurred at the basically the same time because O'Brien, because the engineer from from the Enterprise came to Deep Space nine, and then Wharf came to Deep Space nine. Uh fucking Court came to Deep Space nine, So that was at the same timeline and the Voyager was at the same like they were all around the same time, and then I don't know what the funk happened, but that the point is that you want to cover about something. I actually it's one of those things to say, I'm a Star Wars fan who hate Star Trek. That's ridiculous, okay, because it's just one of those things where it's like, if you like Star Wars, you feel like you have to dislike Star Trek, And do you feel that way about Star Wars like being a starter, you don't have any hatred towards Star Wars. You just don't. Personally, you don't care when you got Like the first time I saw in Job of the Hut, that big thing had that girl chained up, and I was like, oh no, some weird man do road this him in a feminist display. That's cute, But I really like, originally she wasn't gonna kill him. I feel like, originally strong o the fucking somebody. And at the whole point she's shained to No, well he's I guess keep well, you know what you have to ask that question? Why why is she wearing that outfit? That outfit trying to sell her? Right? What was happening? I think she was there as a display because she wasn't. Day made her put that outfit on and chained her. Alaska the ship wasn't Kosha from the it go. She's supposed to be a princess and ship in fact did she didn't even have the security written into the damn movie around her to stop her ass from getting captured in the first place. To have problem, I'm going because when she was her security, she left her security because she bravely went to go rescue Han Solo who she's stupid. No, she's not stupid. She followed her heart. That means your security, you ain't got good security, because if you got good security, they ain't gonna ride with you regardless. So if I say, hey, we're gonna get my man, they go, okay, let me get the ship. That means that her security wasn't loyal to her. What happened to her security didn't I'll tell you what up in a security that all her security got blown up ony so her she didn't have any security. She she was outliving her security. She was surpassing her security. Security got cilled. I guess you're gonna say it wasn't good security, of course, but I would say I would say this. I would say some I would say, like there are people out there with good security. I'd say Beyonce and jay Z have good security, but sometimes listen, but ain't nobody trying to blow up ship? Would be and jay Z on it. I don't know about that. I don't know. We got better things to do. There's a better people to kill. There definitely are. But I'm saying like if we're not just if look, I think that if some parts of Earth got blown up, it'd be like fush but like like like but if the whole thing got blown up, like we would be disappointed. Hold on, Hold on, hold, how security was on a planet in the whole planet got blown up? Oh sustained they find there was was up. I gotta I'm like the ocean is gone, Like I can't be upset. Yeah, you don't really have a dug in this fight. So well, So this is why I want to I want to just move on to another. Speaking of outfit, speaking of franchises, I think we we've never had a conversation with to see about drag Race and Dulcy is a drag Drag super fan, and you got to shift the conversation when I did not. When I first moved to l A and I was staying with like rather regular person, I made sure that I still saw drag Race. And thank god to those people. Thank you for the people on YouTube, hirate and this ship, thank you. Now, before I was still on logo, it was on logo, it was easier to pirate. Right when that ship got on v H one. Oh man, lockdown, lockdown, lockdown, that we can't find it. It's a real campaign, real campaign. I had to get. I had to go, like you know what, let me pay Amazon for the season because umh one plays no games. They're out here. I think it's just one person's job. But you're you're in the Viacom family. I feel like you should just like have the link, the screener link at the ready got people in the back and can get even thought about that. We'll get We'll get her a bin link. Sometimes I'm like, oh, I always I can see the show today. We we recap it for Vulture, so we get to get the episode like two days before, and then we have a mole that tells us who Viacom mole, but we cannot but we always know, but you always knows about to get liminated anyway, because it's always kind of made it less fun though this season right and joeld recapped it last season for season nine and like that we can talk about Cameron. We can talk about Cameron. I have never in the history of drag Race where has this been so upset? Yeah, that's wow. Really didn't want What do you mean didn't win? Are you Proclamer or anti car Auntie? And god, I'm talking about that whole head notes. I'm not here for her? Who are we? Who did you like listen. Now, I always have to be here for a plus guys. Queen so adds, I'm just like, I just have Eureka and my heart and then asio Hera because I listen. I think it was very obvious there RuPaul had a sauce spot for Asia hair. Yes, and when them butterflies? Oh yeah, so you don't know as much about this. You're an expert on Red Dark but not RuPaul's dragons. Okay, it's it's okay, everyone's here to learn. But at the Montreal Fringe, come on, let's go. This man's full of surprises. Surprises. No, I was listen to the butterflies, the butterflies when that little braiselet in the open. First of all, First of all, wouldn't it worked for nasty or first? Second? Um, there was too much mechanics, Yes, yeah, it was just there was too many technical, too many technical. At one point, Cameron stands and looking over like, what is happening with Sasha was just pedals in the glove boom and like the pedals in aneath the wig. So that's why all stars are so great. When Baby took her wig off, it was bitch, ain't wig? I'm talking about he just pulled that little fucking put the gat wig off and was nothing underneath it. Yea so late, but that lip sync was a travesty because that was the one that Bendela Crame won. And then she was like, I'm blowing home. That was fixed. So I just said, Bendella cram Um, mother of drag queens, like would have just savior of us all like that ship bend Like right when Bendelow went home, I was just like you what, Yeah, I was literally at my house going half, how dare you? Because what you did, because what you did is you slapped everybody else in the face straight up. You disrespected the competition. You disrespected rude Paul because we all knew she was gonna win. And for somebody who sits up winding on a damn time about how she wants to be seen as a specific type of performer and wants her drag to be seen, your drag was winning. The dragon was winning. And then she put an asterisk on the person who did win, right like on the name of the person who It makes it weird for the tricks, well its weird, but like it's kind of feels weird because it's like, yes, you did win, but Bendela Krem also didn't come. Also, it's you lit Morgen mit Michael spook you and we all knew that she was not gonna say no, no no. That's why she got kicked out the first round in the first place. Well that, I mean, Joe was saying this like Benda, like Bendalla crim like she's not this altruistic person by throwing a fucking green aid back into the competition with I have tea about who's on the All Stars for cost people want to know, come on on my Comedy Central. Friends in the back are like, oh, bitch, just of course unsubstantiated room. I mean, you don't work with v H one, so they don't know who I'm talking to as I say all your names. Okay, wait, I'm just gonna try to remember it off the top of my head. We have, um, we've got I also don't know who these people are. But how many seasons have you watched? Are you saying All Stars at Trinity Tailor is on it? Are we a Trinity fan? Oh, the one with the plants? Yes, her Valentina Valentina, Valentina, Valentina Valentina. Then I'd like to keep it on things. Yes, Jocelyn, Jocelyn Fox is not she I told you she was. She was not. She did not make the cut good dec gun oh the boom boom gun. You know, the giant person she has when she walks out. So I was at Fresh Slapia. I was at I think it was the first Root Pause Dragon in l A when it was still on logo. She had a booth where she was the guy who makes those purses with selling them at the booth. So it's not as scale now it's a little bit. It's more manageable, but it's still hula hoop. What a person. And so I get to the booth and I'm just like, let me get this bag in black and this girl has see her over there. She's on her phone with her card in her hand, and she's like, well, you know, she's trying to get the bag. And I said, what what's going on? Because if I see you standing there at a booth with your card and your phone in your hand, your card didn't working. So I'm like, what's going on. She's like, oh, girl, her card adn't working. We're just gonna see what happens. And I said, my card ain't gonna get declined, and she just went, sorry, girl, sook my card to swipe that bitch. I got that bag right in front of that damn girl. My god. Also can't get it on a plane. So no, you know so many of the things that they bring on. Did you put that on that plane? Yeah? I mean you can't check that bag. It's too precious to me. Here's the list. I'm just gonna go through it. Manila lose On and Latrice Royal both back from all starts one one okay, okay, I met Manila. She's so great. Yeah, Manila is is cool. Gia Gunn I said, Naomi Small's Valentina and Trinity Taylor, Yes, Pheromone, Sarah Monique, card Exchange and the gag Jasmine Masters she's on they brought shot on the show. And honestly, yeah, I'm guessing you were a Chngela fan as we all were. I mean, hallelu hallelu Like Angela, first of all, do you ever see her and Jennifer Lewis are very friends and friends? Yeah, and their videos together are hilarious. Ch Angela, I actually legitimately laugh every time she says hallelu I think. I think it's so funny. I met her in a knack because she's very sweet. She was on Fire Island the same time we were, and she was just like chilling. She was just like, tell me about this Fire Island. I don't feel like I've never seen. I don't even I don't even think it comes up in straight people's maps. It this is a common misconception. I'm from Long Island, so I can tell you it is mostly a straight nightmare. Okay, it's on Long Islands. I guess it's off. It's a strip of land off Long Island. You take a fairy it's by five minutes, so it's a it's an island. It's an adjacent island to the Island of Long Okay. Yeah, it's just it's cute. Gay things happened there in certain parts, and a lot of straight nightmare happens on the whole of butart like remember the shild Jersey Shore, Like that's the whole rest of Long Island. Like it's very like that. And then there's so much that would hit on me and act like they don't want to sleep with me. There. I mean the same, same, same, same, same, um, same campaign, but it's fun. And then like this Acid trips like opened it it up for me. I was like, oh, this is not it's not about like hooking up with people. It was just I don't know, it's great. It's not about six time. It's about the universe. It's about the universe, and it was about seeing everything and like three refracted overlays. It was amazing. Really that happens, It's beautiful. The floors the floor started moving. It was who here has done acid? Who's done acid? Anyone? Just is this conversation making you want to do acid? It is? You guys are super fun. We've got a couple of people who are just like no, the floor became lava. No, no, no no. The floor was just like it was the light was percolating out of the floor. It was just like red blues, greens, yellow. It's just like flashing. It was I feel like the literally floor it sounds like a nightmare. It was gorgeous. Anyway, It's like an interior designer is trying to kill you. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally totally like these three identical vauses. Yeah it's something, Yes, that's what it was. I'm going to get into a lot of trouble for announcing that All Stars forecast. Am I going to get murdered? Comedy Central saying no, that is legal. RuPaul is scary. I met RuPaul the show. RuPaul came on the show, and we were trying to like do like stuff online with RuPaul and whatever, and we're like, we can't get any confirmation back, and Paul was like, no, I'm not gonna do anything because I think, like I just wanted to come in, do her thing and then leave. And when she comes in, she's not talking to anybody, and which is crazy that RuPaul was on the show, and then the Parkling Kids we're on the show at the same time, and I was like, who booked It's very odd. It was I don't know. They didn't get dinner act. And then RuPaul did the interview and came back out and was walking out. So when RuPaul had her talk show, it was in the same studio and she's in now and she walks out. She's like, oh, we used to shoot in the studio. Basically, this is the thing I want to say to you. So we don't engage. So she goes out, but she was very in and very out, very quick. So it's like if you're busy, the gat always don't have time to talk to us. So I was like, oh, she's probably busy or whatever. So it's just popping and pop out. But like me and all the gameboys at work, like just sliding down the wall because we couldn't meet and you didn't get the chance to couldn't do talk to her, couldn't take pictures. It'll happen. You'll be just you should be against. We're trying to figure out. I'm trying to see if they can be a guest judge. Yes, oh, or maybe I can meet her at the Emmy's so oh yes, when you go to the Emmy, you and Ronnie should be a little guest judges. Like Ronnie would be great. Oh yeah, Ronnie would be great. I don't understand what's happening here. What's happening here? Oh my god, he looked great. Everything's great. I love capitalism. He would do not ask Ronnie Chang about capitalism? Oh my god, I don't know what I ever loves. He loves like, he loves like, he'll get like freestuff all the time. He just goes, Yeah, man, I just love capitalism, and I'm like, good morning money. Oh my god, that's just him trying to like cover up for the fact that his parents escaped communism or something like the rest of us, like the rest of it. But if my parents escaped communism, I probably would like capitalism. Yeah, well they're whatever. Fine, We're not getting killed and oppressed anymore. Let me buy this McDonald's like I can't, and then we're gonna get killed and impressed by capitalism itself. Anyway, we don't ask Megan McCain about socialism. Megan McCain, you ever watched the View she got They got into it on the View this week. Mgan McCain starts was just freaking out the edge at the idea that socialists were going to come after her inherited wealth and anyway, it was the whole thing, Joy Behart, The View is the biggest drag show until it is it is. Megan McCain was like, name one country where socialism has worked, and then Joy Bayard is just like Finland, Denmark, nor Sweet and like and then you know, and then Australia. Yeah, yeah, Like everyone's a lot of this social stuff that we have here here, like social security public school. Um so yeah, like she's like transportation. I think she's a robot who can only say my father, my father, my father, my father, my father. That's that's that's I think. Megan McCain is like, when they get married, just becomes my husband, my husband, which is the dream. Oh man, I can't wait to me when those women's starts every sentence with my husband and everything I owned, his monogramed. Uh can't want to say my husband and my plastic surgeon. There. I have been talked out of getting my lipstone recently. No, no, why do you need that? No, there might be some manager and costomy. Oh my god. He's a very sweet and he's not here because his wife is about to have their first baby. I've never met a man who wanted to get married so bad and be a dad so bad. Like he would just see, like we would be out somewhere and he would see like somebody just with their kid, and he's like, oh, like you know, asking me. He'd asked me about the baby carriacter they were in or the stroller and he's like, oh, yeah, I can get that from my kid. And I was like, you are adorable. And the man customed me. Um, so it's very sweet sweet man um strongly about it. And I was like, because we were in the car but going to the meeting, and I was like, I gotta tell you something. He's like, He's like, I think I'm gonna get in my lips and he goes fucking no, no, hell no, you're not doing it. Your face up. I was like, I need you to relax. He was very not happy. Now he's a parent and he feels he's like his parental instincts have kicked in. So he talked to you like a daughter. You're not getting your lips? Yeah, no daughter, amand cords. Okay, I think it's time. We're about to wrap up. We can't end this show, this live podcast recording without around up. I don't think so, honey. And again we are going to do it again this evening at a thirty on the Loto Quebec stage outside it's is it okay Quebec. That's fine, Yeah, okay, it's not like a robot um. But come because if you don't don't come, it's gonna be a lot of like kids who are going to have to listen to this, who are gonna have to listen to anal stuck sex jokes from Cojok and Booster. Don't don't feel bad about your French because French sounds like a baby talking backwards. Oh you think about it, It's like I like that talk backwards. I love it. Do you want to go first? Should I? Um? I think you have something solid. I think you have something to look forward. Here we go, Rodgers. I don't think you will stand for this, and his time starts now. I don't think so, honey. When you have shitty plane seat reclining etiquette. When I'm sitting there and I find that you were in my lap, fuck you. That is disrespectful. And then you got to put me in the position of saying, excuse me, I have no personal space. If you are not my baby, you should not be in my fucking lap. And I can't afford a baby because I paid thirty dollars for in flight WiFi, and now I can't use my inflight WiFi because my computer is fucking crushed because of you, Chuck, which is almost guaranteed your name because you are always an older white gentleman. It could be here's the problem, and you cannot just lay in my lap willy nilly, unless you are one of the Chris's name Hemsworth, Pratt, seconds Pine, etcetera. Also, I don't think, so honey that I have to pay for WiFi on the plane. My body stand on the plane. Wif I should be like her, it should be for everyone, for everyone. I don't think, so honey, he's play wow. I it's so ridiculous to be like when they they the second the guy says you can now recline and it's push, and you're like, come on, push, Yeah, some of them are too close. And then like I don't know what it was about the screen on the fly on the plane, but I was like leaned back, you know the inch that they give you. And the dude behind me, I thought he was kicking the seat because he was pushing the hard and eventually his way, sir, and it's like you realize, you know what, you have no idea what I'm yelling at for. Okay, okay, I think I think this is Bowen Yang's I don't think, so honey, his time will begin now. I don't think so honey. Kibbi quabes. The bees here are out of control. We were eating at St. Hubert yesterday, I was enjoying a peri peri rotisserie chicken and Joel came by, and then Joel ordered, like I said, in greed, and I guess the sucros attracted the bees and they started swarming all around us. I tried to be a hero, and I tried to be a good guy with a gun and kill the bee. I tried to swat it away. The bee did not perish, kept harassing, brought its brethren to come and harass us. And I said, I had to call over the nice ki quause waitress and say, we need to move inside. This is out of control. You need to take care of this. Fifteen seconds you needed to hear of this. And I mean, I'm glad they're going extinct because we can make honey from a govey. And that's one minute. I just wanted to describe. I want to describe Bow and Yank's technke of killing this bee. It was to take like I don't know what did you have. I took it like like a cocktail menu, a cocktail menu and swipe sideways across the table, which, like many tables restaurants, has shipped on it. So he's just like the bees here, and he's like push and like a lot of the glasses get hit, like they didn't fully break. But I was like, that was ridict. You were driven mad by the female. But Joe was scared, and Joe was genuinely had that. You were really scared God in his eyes, and I had to I had to kill all. Are you allergic? We can't have the bees biting Joe. It can't be a min girl situation. Okay, this is this is Joel say Sloans. I don't think so, honey. I mean bees are gang member. Jones has the original Anna class key. Oh fun fact. Every bee I've ever seen a female, because then I have mentalities like bees, ants, termites. It has to be females. So they worked together, and males to the queen. The male tend to the un there's only males around the queen and just get are knocked up and make more bees there and then when they don't need them anymore, they kill them. Matriarchal societies, thank you. Okay, great, this is Jose Sans. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. White men trying to destroy me? What the fuck I do is exist as a fat black woman in this world? Why do you need me to be fired from every job I've ever had? Why am I being harassed by rednecks on a variety list? What the fuck is going some ridiculous southern redneck? No, And this thing is I'm not gonna call him a redneck because rednecks have a little bit of class and they're a little bit like Nick love, fat chicks, love big cars, the love rap music. Rednecks. I don't. This was this bit strit to come from me. And I'm telling you I don't know that he don't. We don't put it the same God, cause he wasn't ready. He wasn't ready, Because I know the God that I starved out very much, pray just today for the arrows of the enemy to be sent back to the scendor. And every evil thing that motherfucker did to me yesterday came back on his ass, and he imploded his career. And when I tell you the ball keep going, the ball that bitch had, When I tell you, Nagasaki here Eshima, Pearl Harbor had nothing on the ball that this dirty haired bitch had, yes third ass. And also I did not know that people hate the boot cout jeans so much. That's Twitter's main problem with this man is he sucking boot cut jeans and a man this heels um. I g stories, yes, that man. Oh and after his bomb, after he said something racist and homophobic, he came past me called me precious. Let me tell you no, no, no, no, no no no no. Now, like I said, if it was not for the beautiful Hebrew hair like wool, Jesus, I would have dragged this bitch out of existence because I did not realize what was happening to me when this hateful man walked past me and said, I did a good job, precious. Now your southern so so your southern. So I've heard that word before. And we were staying outside. I was smoking a Newport and I was like, wait a minute, this bitch called me. I was staying next to a man of seals. Oh my god, say hey girl, oh my bag, right quick, it's already after Chris read a customer because he was sitting inside at the bar waiting for everybody to leave because he got booed by industry yesterday. We were there, we were and all of us, they were like, what's going on. We like this fucking guy at the panel of Cold Now, mind you, we all did an amazing job. We're gonna be talking about up what this whole motherfucker did yesterday. And when I mean ho, I don't mean it's not a It's not a shaming of anybody who likes to get it in. When I say oh, I mean a motherfucker that has sold himself to the lowest common denominator. That's what I mean when I say ho, when I say weak, you are selling a campaign that a lot of this othern white folks have worked very hard to let the rest of the country. No, this is not how we think. And you were upset because you thought that you were not going to be accepted because of your identity. But all you did with ship on my identity, Joe's identity, everybody else's identity on that show, when all you had to do was shut the funk up and take that bomb. So you're gonna turn around and go, oh, well because of the other people on the show. Bit you had attitude today before, Yes, when you were at the awards ceremony, didn't want to take pictures what not us? Yep, Joel, am I wrong? He didn't want to stand on the stage, so you went around being Southern Mama, and you ended up being a fucking Alabama, racist, homophobic person that people have had to say, we are not like this. This is not everybody down here, and you don't hopped up and brought your ass out the country to lose your entire career. Praise God. And that's for a minute, that twenty seconds, Joel sank slowing everybody, Thank you all so much for coming. Give it up for Joel saying I'm Matt Rodgers. Thank you so much. Come out tonight on the outdoor. Stay Yeah. This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Silio, and Alex Ramsey. For more original podcasts, please visit Forever Dog Podcasts dot com and subscribe to our shows on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. 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