Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Matt, Bowen and special guest Amelia Dimoldenberg drag their hungover asses to the studio just hours after the SNL50 after party to discuss the SNL 50th anniversary special and concert! Also, Cher, The Lonely Island, flirting styles, intentional dating vs. "playing the field", the letter "p", the number "9", the movie "Nine", and the future of Chicken Shop Date. All this, Amelia reveals where she stands with Andrew Garfield, shares the impact of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen on her life, and gives the boys advice as first time Oscar-goers. We LOVE Amelia!
Look mare, oh, I see you my own and look over there is that culture. Yes, goodness, we loves cult dang dong lass culture. Okay, my brain feels like it's going to come out of my right eye. And you know why we are coming at you fresh off of the SNL fifty after party. Literally it happened, it ended not twelve hours ago. Yeah, we were technically still probably freaking buzzed now of gin and Tonics. We had what is my thing with gin and Tonics lately? Now we were nineteen oh two. We were pounding the way and tease the way. Very British of us. So at propos, at propos. I didn't see our guests drinking gin and Tonics. I don't know she drinking. She was on another level. She I saw her with the Martini glass all night. Classy, classy girl, classy gir Leina. This actually is a monumental day. I have been waiting for this. Well. I met our guest at at an sinal after party, and immediately I was like, the vibe is impeccable. The vibe is impeccable. Also instant friendship, instant friendship, and then still and then so it was the three of us plus up Zoe. Yeah, can you mention no name? Zoe? Plus I'm like, good, you really are being so compliant and this is great. And it was the four of us plus the last ym famed sinal writer. Oh, and it was the five of us being a little unit all night and anytime y'all would leave to go great to drink at the bar, don't speak, Celes. We would just we would all check any and be like, I mean, the Themaldenburgs love. Just come on, it doesn't get any better than that. Well, you know what's you know what's happened which actually really bonds people is we've shared a dressing room to go through glam. Yes, so I've I've seen our guests through glam. Oh, and that can be the most vulnerable place. When you see someone with curlers in their hair, you see their soul. When you see epatrology gel under eye thing, I love that stuff. You want to know why it works? Sometimes? Huh? Sometimes the bags do be staying and you go, why did I put this slime on my face? For twenty minutes? I'm looking Amanda anything, Okay? Can I tell you something? No one looks more like shit right now? Than me, than me. I am horrified and when I look at the lights, I think, I know that's not right. Like the crypt Keeper's ugly cousin who doesn't even on camera. The thing about the crypt keeper, he still is telegenic. He's telegenic and he has but he's the most presentable of his family. I'm gonna say one thing that happened last night, and this truly happened. There's so many things. There's so many things that happened, but I'm going to say one thing because I don't know how much to reveal. There's a lot of light and a lot of darkness to rea. We're talking about like these ugly cryptkeeper types, and I was thinking, Wow, how many gorgeous people do we see? Guess who I feel my butt bump against their butt than that? And I turn around, who is it? Al Franken, No, that would be the funny way to go about it. But this is the on the nose thing. My butt touched Kim Kardashian's but that is so our butts hit And I turned around and I said, oh, that's Kim k y'all were Eric stone Street and Jesse not Jesse Tyler ferguson the Dad and Modern Family at O'Neill. Remember there was that Modern Family episode where they did like a moon landing. I really collar them. They touched butts at in the locker and the men's lock right and they touched naked butts. Are you Eric stone Street or are you at O'Neill. We were both clothed. Honestly, who has the bigger butt? You ed? Oh? Do you think me? Between you and Kim Kim's the butt is bigger. Get out the measuring stick, Get out the measuring stead. We got to move on. It's time to bring in our guests. Who speaking of pop culture? And when you say Kim k you say pop culture has truly I don't know how to say. This perfected the form of the interview, perfected the former of the interview. You break chicken out, you bring smiles up, perfected the art of the edit. This is Sean Baker Found Dad, This is the new edit. Trix Queen would like to see Honora too. I would like to see our guest in the edit room for Shawn Baker's next film. Can I pitch this? Honora to Colon Amelia Gas, Honora to Colon Amelia, It's time this. She hosts Chicken Chop Date, the iconic Chicken Chop Date. She is now a fixture and a welcome presence at any red carpet event, which is almost always more stress than it's worth until you see our guest was killing the carpet last night, Carver last night with my girl, Matt Rogers. We were we were sort of the glambot was in between us. Some time we'll talk about we'll talk about the Glambot. But she, for the second near in a row, will be correspondent at the Red carpet at the Oscars. Can I talk everyone?
Welcome, pleasure to be here, long time, about two hours, two hours on brain needs to come out of your eye. Yeah, I'm, I'm My mouth is dry, yeah, my mouth is dry, my head, but I just walked here from my hotel and it really put the life back in my soul.
To hit you sometimes?
Is this Jay walkings illegal?
So? And I don't think I don't think it matters. Well, how does the wind chill in New York compare to the wind chill in London?
Was so much windy? I hear, yeah, wind is the wind is stronger.
Because whip around those big buildings.
It's the buildings are so big and they create the wind, right Yeah? Yeah?
Are you like you come here and you're like, Okay, I can't wait to get back well to New York London?
Oh no, I love New York.
Yeah okay, good, Yeah, But like I just I don't know if I could.
Ever live here full time.
So we would like it.
It's so full on.
How are we How are we going to maintain a friendship? No? I know, I know, I do.
There is only one option. I do need to move.
That's the only You can't really have a long distance friendship read because we're not coming to London all that much. Why I actually have to say, I think we should go. I think we should go more. I need to get back on I need to recalibrate my London experience because for a while it was and it was it's one of the great cities of the world throughout history. I do still associate with, Oh god, I'm gonna get a Heathrow. No God, I'm getting stressed out and I have to like figure out the rest of my week. And it was like, for a while it was the sight of my darkest moments. We shot the movies for a year total, two of them. Just wait till next till Wow, it's this year. Just wait till till it's coming up. It will be changed for good. And that's just what I hear. No, you're right, No, we need to come to London more. Where are you? You're you're a Marylebone girl.
You them all the bone. But now I live in East London.
Oh the Hackney.
Yeah, and Hackney?
Are you like a neighborhood fixture? The pubs in the corp.
I love the pub. I'm in the pub like NonStop. That's why when I'm in America, that's what I crave. I crave the pub so much. I'm like, I need to go back into the pub.
You want to pie?
I don't want to pie, but I do want the pub you want I want a cider?
Yeah, I oh do. I'm I'm a hot, tidy sort of fanatics.
Oh my god, love alcoholic beverage. They do mulled wine all year. That's what I'm talking about.
This, This is a huge question. I will always say I do get a little nervous about asking a bartender to do that, just because me being former industry I do know it's steps involved in creating the hot beverage. We like boiling the boiling sort of. I mean like it's like, certainly there might be an area where there's already hot water, but like it's just there's a clue. There's the stick of cinnamon, there is the lemon, there is the oftentimes you have to put the clothes in the lemon. If people take themselves very seriously this preparation. There's arts, et cetera. Right, but like it's it's worth it when you get to the end of the rainbow. Now, what if in theory you've fall in love with someone here you.
Know interesting though actually what you haven't been thinking about, then I would just I would just have to get to travel more's.
Her life where she is, I know, I don't. I'm just I'm just putting some hypotheticals out there. We need to come more to you. I think we should stop trying to give in to you to move here.
Because I would like to come here more. To be fair, I feel like I could come once a month.
You're invited. Well, you know, we need That's why we need to do more award shows. We need to do more ward shows. We understand how to get your awards. Yea, yes, that's true. You actually should. Oh, I feel like that's for some reason. I'm going to say beneath you. Yeah, I was gonna say you need a bigger role to cultural awards. No, it's only beneath you at our at our show, you know what I mean. And every other capacity it's like, well there's no one better, but for us, it's like you gotta be on. You've got to be in the full thing.
Do you love award shows in general?
I think so?
Yeah. Same. I've always loved growing up watching them, like I love love them.
Yeah, it's such a gag to go to them now like whenever, Like Bowen is nominated for almost every award and so but is it we get to go to all We're very lucky we get to go to that, and it is like it's wild when you are in the midst of it, because it's like there everyone is, yes.
And you get to meet so many people like so I love like so many people that you're a fan of their work and you get to meet them and like talk to them and I love it.
And then it's exciting. Who's gonna win?
Yeah? Do you get nervous still with the celebrity of it all, or have you now sort of reached a point where you've kind of met the biggest and so it's now less daunting and they know who you are.
I don't really get nervous to meet celebrities, and I feel like that's why I've like enjoyed this job, or maybe I'm good at it because I don't really feel like I get starstruck that much.
But I do.
I feel confident in the room because I know I'm there, I've got my job, I'm there for a purpose. I find it difficult when I go to events where I'm not working, because then I'm like, oh god, I feel that's when i feel like a bit more overwhelmed by it.
All right, yeah, like give me a job a purpose.
Yeah.
Like, for example, last night, I was like, oh, okay, well I'm here, I'm doing the carpet, like I'm got my SNL credentials, Like this is incredible. I feel like I should be here, Whereas I think if I wasn't doing that, I'd be like what why, what's happening? But it also like I wouldn't have been invited. But anyway, Yeah, that kind of makes me feel a bit more confident, but no, like I really do like meeting celebrities.
Well, what was what was the overall bounce on last night?
Was in incredible, like just like and the after party.
Oh my god, like a virgin and then I'm doing Mustang Sally Like truly, it was one of those because they're not always like that. In fact, they're almost never like that. You think in your head the essmenal afterparties are going to be like that, and then it's like you get an event like this and people were really going it was. It was amazing.
It was amazing, and it was ginormous and every single person there was like legendary it was and everyone was like laying loose and oh it was just it was just amazing. And it went on so late, went on till like five in the morning.
When we were there, and then there we were and we had stayed, and we had stayed, but I will say, I mean like we were saying that we were getting starstruck for the first time in a long time, just like just because it was everywhere you turn there was just someone like oh wow, wow, wow.
I got I met Andy Samberg. I was actually really starstruck. I was like, you are the godfather of like viral of YouTube. Yeah, and I'm like wow to be in your presence.
Were you like a Lonely Island fan? Yes, it was a.
Huge like it was just I just don't I feel like when every time they released a song, it was like there was nothing else in the world that was that was there.
It was only them, you know, it was just still listening I'm on a boat.
Yes, t Paint, I love him. Have you ever listened to his Tiny Desk?
Actually?
Yeah, I think one of the best ones ever, like no autotune, Like he has the best voice ever and it's just sublime.
And it was a while ago to it was like before it was like a thing. It was right, Yeah, I mean, okay, this is the thing. Lonely Island only one tour right before COVID and then COVID hit I think, and it's like, I think we need to put the energy out there that they need to go back on tour because it's like they would be so fun right, like because they were saying like it's so interesting, like to hear our songs being sung by a crowd. That was never the experience that was never why we put it out. It was only for in service to like a comedy bit or a sketch, Like it is a surreal thing to like do it in front of an audience, and I think they should. I wouldn't we all encourage them to do it.
That would be so fun because they could also do bits, like they could do sketches and stuff of course, like with it, like they could do they could do the music. It could be a whole comedy of music extravagance.
It could be like what the concert on Friday felt like, Yeah, which I loved because it was so in the spirit of SNL. Like I loved on a gasty are coming out as Martha Stewart to introduce Snoop, you know what I mean. Like I loved the like Bobby and Marty like thrown in there. You know, It's just it felt. And then by the way, just you were in the same.
Row as me, we've really had just a weekend together. Every day I've seen you. I also think one of the reasons, well, as you know, like that he's so talented as a musician. They all are, and that's why it works, Like that's why the comedy works.
Is because they're actually so talented music.
And that's something you realize when on Friday as well, how beautiful everyone's voices are and how like everyone's basically musician in there, and right, yeah.
Just study. Like I so we shot this thing for the show on Sunday, but we shot it on Wednesday, and just like between tapes, we were just you know, talking, chatting it up, and I was just like I just innocently asked him. I was like, what are you, like, what are you listening to lately? And then he like pauses and then like unfurls all these things. He's like, well, there's this Ghanian guy who like does a lot of big band music. And then there's Cindy Lee, this like drag artist who like has like a rock band that she released like a two hour album that's like only available on YouTube, and like that's been like like he just has such an expansive and like he knows all this history back to like the eighties and nineties of like hip hop and like jazz and like fuck and like he's just a genius. Well that's why some work. Yeah, they're like those are music, those are heads, those are music.
That's so cool.
I mean I saw him last night. I was just like, again the hook slapped, Yeah, the hook in that digital short that you were in.
Oh, that was really fun.
It was so great. Yes, it was just like I was like, get damn. Like, I think that was so much more formative comedically on like our generation. Anyone realizes that all of you got to tell him that he's the godfather of like viral comedy. That's amazing. I'm sure he was very happy to hear.
Yeah, it was really amazing downstairs.
And I'm gonna say this and I know he's listening. That is one of the true beauty's hunks of because because you're always like, yeah, I have a crush on Andy Samberg and then you see him and you're like crush on and yeah, that face the bone strucks, you know. I remember, like just when he came out with his floppy hair. There's something about a goofy guy. Oh do you like funny guys? Is that?
I like? I like funny guys, but that hard to find.
I just feel like, is it so it's not a rap? If they're not funny, I think they.
Have to make me laugh, but I also want them to laugh at my jokes and that's more important laughing at me.
Yeah, but then there's a there's an implied self made funniness in them that has to like be present for them to laugh at your jokes, you know what I mean?
Yeah, totally, I do. I do think I need a man with a sense of humour hundred I feel like that's how I connect with that with anyone ye iver shared sense of humour.
But sometimes on your show, you are doing the legwork of like I'm gonna like really guide this in a funny direction, and like my guest is someone who like is going to have to like just follow along with me. But like I think my favorite interview is of yours is with share. That was one of my favorite interviews because what I what I will never forget is you asking her what does it feel like to be an icon of She goes, it doesn't feel like anything, so profound.
It doesn't like anything, and she it was incredible, Like she just has the most amazing lines to feed you back, Like she's just so great and so quick witted, so confident, like she was kind of the perfect guest.
What was that day? Like it was like, did you have the full hour with her.
Yeah, the full hour. But we shot that in Paris.
It's the only episode I've ever filmed, like in out of the UK film one Wand But but yeah, for for Share, I had to until we found a chicken shop in Paris, and yeah, we were there and then she was kind of it. She was a little bit late, but that was totally fine. I would I would have waited hours and hours. But then I was like, so I was then like pasting around in the chicken shop because usually like I get there like half an hour before I like go over my questions and then they're here. And then because I was like waiting, it was like, ah my god, it's Share. And then there were these two guys who were like hanging outside and I was like to the security, I was like, can you tell those guys to like go away, like they I don't know why they're here, and like we got them to like move, and then when Share came in, the guys came in with Share and they were her like nephew who had told her to do the show. The guys were like, the reason she's here is because we were like, you should do the show.
And those creeps off of.
The Chicken Shop but anyway, yeah, yeah, because she had never watched the show and they had basically were like you She only did one piece of promo I think for like her Christmas album, and then she did Chicken Shop Day and they were like you have to do it and she just sat down and she was like, Okay, cool, what's happening? And I was like we just she just didn't really, she was perfect.
Did she eat a lot of chicken? I don't think she ate no, do you guess nobody?
She said she she does like chicken nuggets, or she said her boyfriend loves chicken nuggets. Right, she's been around a lot of chicken nuggets recently.
I would imagine recently. Yeah.
She was like, I've been around love chicken uggets, and my boyfriend and his friends love chicken.
Maybe there was some sort of festival where she the only option.
Yeah, but yeah, she's amazing. I think she was there on Friday. She should have done more than one song. I was like waiting for the more songs to.
She walked by me at my station, and because she wasn't doing any interviews, I don't think you did. I didn't get her, so so she because I don't think she was doing any She walked by, and all I could think to say was crushed it Friday, and she goes.
Yeah, one crushed it as yeah, I love Sha.
My only interaction with her on Friday backstage at the concert, because I was I was back there getting running to intro Gaga and then but there's the share was up before me, and isn't that crazy? I was on just before me, just before me, but she was just as far away from me as like that camera is, and I'm like, not, I can see her, I can sense her presence. She's there. I'm like truly collapsing into myself, like god, I fucking love this person. And she is like, you know, kind of just like in her space, getting in her zone, like people are surrounding her, like her team is surrounding her, and I'm trying not to look at her, but then I just glance up and then she's looking back at me, and she smiles and just waves like the sexiest massettle little wave, and it like hit me like a lightning bolt. And then in that moment, I was like, I know what I would say to show, but I'm not going to say it. And I kind of am glad I didn't. I kind of regret that I wouldn't be there. This is what it would be. You're funnier than any comedian, You're more beautiful than any supermodel, and you were more influential than any religious figure. I love you. And she would have said, oh no, bitch, like that's share my god. It's so great that we got to see so many All right, let's talk about concert. Yeah, So, like this was another amazing moment for me. Yesterday, I stopped down with someone and then I turned to my left and it's Bonnie Rait and I was like, oh my god. And she looks up and she's like, I don't know, do you want to interview me? I was like what? And then she was so like humble. She was like, they're probably not going to air it. I was like right now. And then we just like had this like beautiful moment because one of my favorite moments of that whole night was I can't make it look me. I said, do you know this is one of those songs where many people say it's their favorite song? Yeah?
Who his favorite song is Chares?
Really? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
So I was listening to her Desert Island discs that show, Yeah, yeah, in the UK, and she picked that as one of her favorite songs.
I get it. She'd sound good, Yeah, would wouldn't.
Yeah, Share with You're an amazing condition of that.
Yes, I feel the power, Yes, and I feel.
The power so beautiful and so sad and like that's why it's so like such a perfect song.
And Chris Martin was there.
Was on the Keys by the way, is so funny, so funny, Yeah, and so charming and amazing.
You've talked to him on the show, No, I know, I know he's not been on the show.
But I met him at the S and L after party that where I first met Yeah, he was there because he was the performer that that Yeah, And I was just like wow, I don't know why. I just didn't think he would be so charming, but he just so was charismatic and brilliant.
So charismatic and brilliant, but he was. We were at the Seaford restaurant and he's at his table eating out of a tupperware like veggies and tofu meal preps. That's the Gwyneth. It's like this is this is a health nut.
He it really is.
Wow, And he looks good. He looks good. Yeah, that was one of my favorite moments. I mean, like I was. We were also right right there in front of postal singing. That was crazy when.
He when he's smoking a cigarette and then he put a cigarette in his guitar. My gosh, every something happened to me in moments.
And also you know he's really found he's a tight jeans king and he's bringing it back.
He's so tall, you think, like he's like six foot three or something.
What do you think it is about people that makes them seem like they're going to be short.
I don't know, like is it there like proportions of their like head.
Yeah, maybe he's very broad shouldered.
He just doesn't look like he's really tall, but he is.
He is. I would like I would, I would like to go on a date with him.
Say what I should get him on your I'm trying.
You are the white Whales? And then then I want to hear your asking fifty concert highlights? But who are the white the.
People that you're like like like never heard of that phrase, like Moby Dick, like, who is with the white whales?
Who are the It's a book called Movie Deck. I didn't read it, Well, that was your first mistake. It's real culture number. Everyone haven't read that was your first mistake. Here, it's an amazing book. I've never read. It's fabulous. It's really a thriller. It's thrill it's but it's really about so much more than a whale. And that's all I say about that. My maybe, who is who's your mobe de Yeah, who's your movie? Deck movie? The singer Gaga? Yeah, she would do it, would she would absolutely do it. It's just that how did you feel?
I don't know, Like I didn't, Well, I saw her last night, but like obviously I didn't go up to her because what would I say?
Nothing?
And yeah, I think Gaga would be epic. I don't know, maybe like someone like Larry David, like so like, oh my god, well, so many people that I met last night, like Kristen Wig is one of my comedy heroes, and it was just a thrill to be able to speak to her and like to have her on the show, and like I would love to have some more comics on Actually yeah, but I.
Actually fill with Chicken Shop date.
I'm at a place with it where I feel like I've I've kind of like achieved everything I want to with the show. I feel really content, Like everything everyone now is like just like a plus.
Really wow, that's that's an amazing feeling that you are assured in that you're like this is great, Like we did everything that we want.
I really feel like that.
Like I feel like there's so many amazing, like so many episodes I'm like so so pleased with like how just how they've come out, and like just the energy of them and like the type of people that I've got to me and our dynamic.
Like I just feel like.
I've got what I need to from the show. But yeah, but so everything now is just like it's just fun. It's always been fun.
How long have you felt like that? Was there an episode that like put you over the edge?
Well, for me, like the Louis Through episode was like a really amazing one because he was like, for me, one of my heroes growing up, Like I loved his documentaries so much, and like his tone and his style like really kind of informed some of my awkwardness too, and like my style and like when I I was trying to get him on the show for years and then he basically was like they never got through Chaine or something like that. He said no, and then finally again what his children then told him to come on the show, which is the way it goes a lot of the time. And then that episode was just amazing, and then it kind of buffed this viral jiggle jiggle like song on TikTok, and I just thought it just had everything in it that I wanted for for the episode and like to get someone that I've always wanted to And then from then I was like, Okay, well I've done when I want to do this, but actually no, I do actually need to keep going with the show because I need to fall in love.
So so when you're sitting down, are you actually feeling like there's a little part of you that's like because because you always you do do the bit of it. This is a date.
But I didn't see why, like you guy couldn't meet someone on the show. Yeah, but obviously there are lads of cameras there and stuff and people.
But I mean this was this was part of the Andrew Garfield of it all that I wanted to ask you about, which is, what did you feel about like all of the attention around it? Right?
Oh, well, and I was in LA at the time, and it was like fun to like be also in like I don't know, like not in London and like be out like out and about and stuff.
But it was kind of amazing.
Like I just thought it was so cool that people were, like people were booking meeting rooms in their offices to like watch it, like to so that they could all like that was so amazing to have created that kind of that moment like with a YouTube show, you know, like people were like, it's an event.
Yeah.
So that's what I loved so much about that episode in particular, about what it kind of made people feel, all the energy and like, yeah, that's why I just think it's just so fun to be able to like create those kinds of moments.
Yeah.
So let's say, let's work backwards from you fall in love with someone that you mean on the show. Yeah, it's presumably someone who is a guest. Ye could be a crew member, Okay, assent, no, one of the guys, one of shares, nephews, no ophews. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. So you fall in love with the guests. Yeah, it's like you check in after you you shoot the thing, right, cause it's like, is there a part of you that's like when the cameras are rolling, it's like for the for entertainment, for the show, but then like afterwards, you're like, we need to I need to check. I need to be one on one with this person.
Okay, this is why it's just never gonna work out because no, no.
I'm not saying that. I'm saying it can and it will. Let's we just have to be really intentional about this, like are you like going like you don't, You're like, fuck these cameras, I'm gonna seduce this.
Person because I would never do that.
I Well, I was meaning to ask you. It's like, Amelia, how do you you do have this natural and Cynthia Rivo said this, like you have this natural capacity and this talent. I call it a talent because I lack this of flirting. You flirt very well.
Yes I do.
Actually, so then what's that about so that it can happen? No?
It yeah, I can, but I go for the wrong people. I go for the wrong for the wrong.
Do you find that, like what the style of flirting that you do on the show, because you are a little bit of like you do nagging, Like is that how you flirt in real life? Yeah, okay, so you're not like emboldened by the cameras to like be a little bit like that.
Yeah, because I don't know why.
I always just think that, like when I have when I'm talking to guys are always like I'm funny, then you know it's.
Yeah, I don't know.
I just feel like that's just been my natural way. But I also think maybe it's something about being British and like maybe like like I don't know, like from school or like the guys who used to hang out with when I was growing up who would be like so mean to you that like you then just have to like create this armor of like sarcasm.
Like then it just kind of stayed with me.
Right. Well, let's say there's been a recent example of you flirting with someone and successfully having it, you know, be a fun thing. Let's walk through that. Let's break a recent example down, any recent example I will.
Be flirting with someone, and then.
We can all do the same. Because I actually do want to self examine a bit about flirt flirts because I identify as not a good flirter. But it's like we've like but I think the three of us have successfully courted someone. Yeah.
I feel like you can tell when there's a chemistry. I feel like kind of immediately with someone.
Yeah, and so it's like a roll of the dice.
Yeah.
Like I think, just like you meet someone, you kind of I don't know, you just can sense it.
Really, it's like an energy. I think you just kind of know.
Yeah. So once you send it, you're like, okay, I'm in let's yeah, okay, great, you're you're a pursuer at that point. Well, I don't know.
I feel like when you meet people out.
It's kind of hard to meet people out, but when you do, I think you just kind of like gravitate toward each other and then you just start talking and then you're in your head while you're talking, you can like send You're like okay, it's something like clicks. I feel like you feel it and you're like, are we is this is this? Are we are we like flirting?
Yeah?
And then they're like, yeah, I'm married. So that's what happened.
See, this is the every time. But the thing is like with the gaze, it's like this has happened to me a couple of times in the past few weeks. I'll get asked on a full on date and then I find out, like either hours before or on the date, that they fully have a boyfriend. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, what you're saying, are you dealing with open guys? Sometimes now no, No, some saying it's like a it's like a gay guy thing where they're like, they're already in a relationship and they are they're open. You have to tell someone if you're in a relationship and you're you're asking an like to flat.
People are bored and they like to flat in their relationships. I know so many people. But also like, is that about? I don't know if that is that about? And you can obviously still flat when you're in a relationship, sure, but like there's another like needing someone on right.
I mean flirting and then asking them full on yeah, going on a date.
Yeah.
Like I had someone one time tell me in the middle of things after it was going really well, I don't know how this is going to land. But I have a boyfriend, and I was like, you don't know how this is going to land. I was like, because if this was a sex thing, you had to say that beforehand. Because there's things I had to do right, you know what I mean, Like I had to make sure everything was divorced, of course, Like there's things that need to go on, there's process you needed to weed whack. A lack of respect for process. You lost me. You lost me there, you have a lack of that's a real clach number nineteen. There's a lot of respect for process. You lost me. I was talking to a guy, same deal, but I knew. I knew going into it that like he was married and whatever, like we were maybe playing the logistics of it, and then I just made an offing comment where I was like and also I don't know, like I might just be emotionally like in a different place than you, because there are just different stakes to this. He's like, what do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? And he was being obtuse, and I was like, you know, like you are in a relationship, and I am like not, I'm squeet. I'm literally putting this in the calendar because this is like the one window this week where I can have relations with someone. And he was like, I need you to explain this a little bit more. I'm like this, what are you talking about? Like that some some some of these guys play dumb with it. But this is what I want to drill into is because you're mentioning this, this moment of like are we is this? Are we? Like? That's the thing that is the blockage usually where it's like you're it's not cool to ask are we? Is this? Are we out loud? I think it is.
I've sometimes I have said I was like kiss, should we kiss now?
And no, I feel like, well, this is my thing.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
It doesn't work.
Is it? Are we saying here? As a trio? Like if you have to ask, then it's a bad sign.
Sometimes I do, though, like sometimes you just kind of have to like say it because really you kind of have to be the confident one of course.
And that's the thing is it's like I think for me, it reflects entirely on how I'm feeling about myself in a moment. Like if I'm feeling good about myself in a good mood, I genuinely think I'll go up to anyone and like flirt with them.
But that makes you feel alive.
I'm like, like, if you're flirting, it just makes you you're just having a better time than if you want I don't know, like it's so fun, but.
If you're not feeling good about yourself though, I think any situation I'm in where like I can feel like that's going somewhere, I go right to like fear, I'm like, no, no, no, I I can't. I shrink And it's just so I wish I felt powerful all the time. I know you can't. It's like you just can't. London Summers. Should we do Mighty Hoopola with you? Would years ago? It would be I mean, you would be mobs, it would be.
It looks so far.
It was a blast.
Yeah, yeah, Wesis.
Have such fun performance.
Yeah yeah. We saw Kenny Roland, We saw Jake Schears, Jake Scheers and we loaw ke. Oh you know she does Oh my gosh, she's got so many more gay anthems than you're ready for. She's really great. But she was on the Friday and that was when we saw Beyonce, so we were there was my sheep, No, no, no, it was it was Beyonce was in London doing Tottenham the same week, the week same weekend Asops Rennie Sance, the same weekending as Mighty hoopla and Kelly was doing many hoopa, so there was all these names being like Kelly's gonna show up to Renaissance or Beyonce is gonna show up mighty Hoopla, which was less likely, but that was beyond hoop what's the park on the on in South London that it's that Brockwell pop Rockwell, it's fun down there on?
Did I never go?
I never go, but it's like it's where all the cool people are.
There it is, That's why I'm never there. Yeah, No, like London and summer is the best. I think it's like the best time to come to London is summer.
Well, now I guess Beyonce, that would be nice to go seek.
Yeah, that honestly was medicine for the soul seeing Beyonce. Like I was feeling in like a really rubbish headspace and I was like I felt I was feeling so self conscious about the way I lurked all this stuff, and then I went to the Renaissance and I was just like wow, it really like was a drug.
It's like a pill, a medicine for me. Yeah.
As a party, it was, Yeah, it was amazing. Yeah, exactly, let's ask me the question Amelia at Voldeburg, what is the culture that made the culture is? For me? Mary Kay Nashley Wilson. Wow, have you ever had anyone do that?
I was wondering if you had.
I don't think so. This is huge. What's their greatest work in your opinion? Oh wow?
Okay?
Well what movie? Oh god?
I mean they have to say a movie New York Minute? Do you under New York Minute? Absolutely? Holiday in the Sun, Yes, with Megan Fox. Sorry with Megan Yeah, I mean Winning Winning London. I mean I love like obviously I'm London girl, but maybe Winning London wasn't my fave. What my lips are sealed? The one where in Australia The Challenge.
I remember that one.
I don't know the challenge.
The challenge was when they did the Challenge.
Sorry, it was like, you know the Challenge, the Challenge and the only way I've ever watched the Challenges on the megane Actually.
The Challenge did change.
Well, they did like a movie where they were on the Challenge.
I am the TV show. Is there a British show called the Challenge?
No? It's like they're they're like, I assume this is the show. It's like you're in a pair and you have to do those a challenges.
Oh, like an amazing race kind of thing. Yeah, maybe what was the sleeping What was the Sleepover series? Again?
The Sleepover series.
Oh, you're invited, You're invited, You're invited. Oh, you're invited.
The TV series.
I don't know what it was. They also had an animation. Yeah, they had everything said Passport to Paris. Yeah, Passport to Paris was huge for them, I think.
Yeah, just like so epic, Like I'm sorry, but just I just wanted to live their life so badly. I feel like so much of like why I feel like I'm such an overachiever is because I grew up on Marykay and Ashley and were like the biggest over achievers in the world.
Like there was nothing that they couldn't do.
People forget there was two of them, so they split their empire. They both had you know what.
I mean true, but still like still they did the work.
I mean absolutely, no one can still.
Okay, this is the thing, that's reason they are the coolest girls.
Still They're always pushing culture forward. Still with the Row and.
On the Row pieces. No, but about a million dollars each, Okay, but they last and they're good. Question has there.
Everyone loves the Row. Really cool people wear the Row.
Yeah, absolutely, yeah.
And they're just they're just like the tiny little chain smokers. They're just so cool.
The one one of them, I forget which one it was. It might have been Mary Kate or Ashley at the wedding. At the wedding they had a wedding. Their wedding had a bowls of cigarettes on every table.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm always trying to think though, who am I more like?
Mary? Kay?
Am I Ashley? Like I just remember both?
What can you break down?
I don't know, because they would always change characters in their movies, like you know what I mean, Like sometimes Mary Kate would be like the uptight one, and then sometimes it would be Ashley, and you could like never really know.
They would just always.
Ye, I'll complete and known.
Yeah truly, but yeah, no, I just I just did two of them.
Oh and then they've got the other sister, Elizabeth, who by the way, is my favorite actress.
Oh wow, They're just incredible.
Have you ever watched I mean obviously WandaVision, but have you ever seen Ingrid Goes.
West no, no, you you would it about like storker situation with the social media.
It's such a bold, great, like interesting movie about a dynamic like that that like really pushes it and goes there and then ends in such a weird, darky way, dark funny way, like it's truly I just missed dark comedies like that, you know what. I just watched again and we saw Matthew Broderick last night and I told him miss Election so good. Never seen him, Oh, Amelia, it's it's your kind of movie Withspoon is in a way like the Olsen girl of her time. Yes, I've heard my co generation you Witherspoon.
I love Spoon.
Yeah, okay, I love that Elwood's Elwoods. You have an Elwood's quality about you, and I mean that's the highest compliment.
Of course, she's an accomplished lawyer and.
Yeah, dog dog person. You know that they're doing so you are, Yes, they are. But check out Election because it's one of Reese's best performances. And whenever anyone is like forgetting that Reese can do dark, I'm like, can you just go watch literally anything from the first half of her career, like Pleasantville. She's like so deliciously bitchy in it, and like she plays this turn so well, like waking up to that and like, but Tracy Flick, her character an election.
What's the premise of the film.
So the premise is, basically, it's a high school and Matthew Brodrick is a social studies teacher and there's a girl in class, Tracy Flick played by Reese, with this poo who's like an overachiever, very Mary Kate or Ashley depending on the movie, And so she drives him nuts and basically she hasn't She's has an affair I mean well, I mean like it's with a teacher that's his friend, and he gets obviously kicked out of the school. And so Matthew Brodrick's character grows to like really resent this girl who's running for class president unopposed, so he encourages a popular jock student to run against her. She goes crazy, like because she's like not supposed to lose. And it's like a sort of political satire taking place in this high school. And they did a sequel to it called Tracy Flick Can't Win. Tom Parota wrote a second book like years and years later and they're doing it, supposed to do it. They're getting the script. I know that she's supposed to do it. She's producing it. Tooice is producing it. Yes, that's the Buzz Criterion Collection Election. Yeah, that's like it's like it's one of those movies that you're just like, it's undeniable. I think you would love it.
Okay, I'm definitely gonna watch him, Yeah.
Tonight, tonight. It actually would be a great movie for tonight, great movie where it's like, you know what, I went out last night. Yeah, but I still want to watch something good. I want to watch something i'm awake for. I have to think about. But it's not gonna like scare me, like or like you know perfect. I can look at my phone every twenty minutes or so. If I wanted to adapted Screenplayoffscar nomination, that's right, I love I was like a gold Derby kid. Okay, we're going to the Oscars for the first time. Yes, what are your tips?
Don't wear a train dress?
Okay, we're like a long dress with a train and wearing because that was a nightmare for me when I went, and like that was an imare I would say eat something before but then also afterwards at the Governor's Ball, there's like the most amount of food in the world, the world, like ever, and there's like every single kind of food you could ever have, but like in a miniature version. And then they also have gold oscar like oscars made out of chocolate for your family, like take my dad, Like my whole sweetcase is filled with.
Your dad is adorable, by the way, is that so patronizing? He's so wondering? He seems like such a charming man.
Yeah, he is so sweet, moth. My parents are so cute.
And you're very close with your sister as well. Trust my sister.
Yeah, we worked together and we're just like we actually, yeah, we used to live together. Then we had to separate because it's just too much. Well actually we were very similar in age. We're only one year apart, so it's kind of like getting it's giving Mary.
Kay and Ashley very that who's who depends on.
So yeah, so we'll have to see we'll have to be continued to continuing.
Now, were you a Full House first person? The Full House in the UK?
They probably did on some random channel, but I didn't watch it.
Oh, so you weren't introduced to them when we were well, actually, well I guess you did cable No, but we were the full house was the thing in Canada, Okay, sure.
I found out about them through Billboard dad.
I think billboard Dad, what was the one where they were living in? Like it was like they were in like Miami Beach or something, and they lived in like what looked like essentially a hotel. I say that one know their dad wasn't Steve Gutenberg. I'm getting that mixed up with film. It takes it takes two? Is it takes two? Yes?
Yeh.
We're naming off so many movies, are we? Are we in retrospect a little bit? Like? Fuck? I mean what what? What was? What was their life? They were? They were just working, these kids to the fucking bone.
Yes, so true in a way.
And but now but they seem to they I feel like they love to work because they You wouldn't run a fashion brand if you didn't love to work, because that's like one of the hardest.
Jobs, of course in the world. But also we were gonna say sorry no. But but also like they are so like we don't want to be seen at all, so cool, like that's that's the reactionary thing to like being in show businesses like at that year.
And I also feel like they're in a way, like the precursor to like the modern day influencer that.
We have now.
Absolutely because like mary Kay and Ashley's movies for me was like how I feel like people now when they're watching Alex l or like all these other effects. Because you wanted, like you want to watch someone's really fun life where they're like going out to parties, they're kissing boys, they're like putting on makeup and stuff. But like I watched that through Marya and Ashley, but like that was obviously fictionalized. Like that's what I loved about it was because I felt like I was like getting like a door open into like their world, which I thought was real, And now we do have that now, but it is, well it's kind of real to a point. But you have that with influences, I guess, yeah.
But you're no, but you're touching on something so huge, which is that like when we were growing up or when we were like impressionable youth, like we knew it to be a fantasy, and now it's like it's hard to tell for.
It's true and people probably do are watching people on TikTok and thinking, oh my god, this is like their actual life, not realizing that like so much of it is still staged and like not stage in that sense, but like you know, like heightened or like the things that you decide to include in the things you choose not to and yeah, it's a bit more Yeah, difficult for young people probably together head around it. But saying that, I honestly did think that America and actually lived that life. I actually thought that was like, oh, they obviously are like jetting off to the Pamas. They're going to like kiss those of boys in Paris like they are doing that.
They really were all over the world.
They were mister missus Worldwide.
Yeah, people watch Miss and Miss world Wise.
Little little Miss Miss Mister Culture.
Number fourteen, Mary K Miss and Miss Worldwide, little Miss Miss Worldwide Wise. You know they never did they never did really little Miss Miss Worldwide is it's not immediately what was it? I think in order to Amelia has a point, but and I would like to see it. But wait, they never grew up on camera though, you know what I mean? Like that they did New York Minute and then it was kind of like, you know what, you guys don't get to see us encounter drugs and alcohol. You guys actually don't. You don't get to see us get a horny feeling. No, And I think it's because a probably they were fed up at that point. The b people are so uncomfortable whenever that happens with anyone they're watching as a kid, like think about like now, it's so crazy because Miley Cyrus is like a beloved American treasure four quadrant mom's dad's brothers, sister, everyone loves her, the gays everyone, but she was derided of course, like you know, growing up being sex. Yeah, it's it's the Britney thing. It's the Yeah, it's all of them. And Mary kate In actually didn't even participate in that. They were just like we're actually, no, you got everything you're getting from us.
Yeah, because you're going to be judged as a young woman in like if you're showing all these different sides to your personality or just figuring stuff out on camera or whatever. And yeah, they just basically were like goodbye.
They just they just skipped straight to dating like an older French guy.
Yes they did.
Was he like in politics or something something like which one's a billionaire?
Like they have a very Yeah they've got interesting.
This has been on my to do list, but like a dating pros and cons list? Have we have we done this exercise pros and cons?
What do you mean like for.
Like things that you're like, he needs to be at least these thingsionaire French opinionis right and so you're like, well, does he have to be a billionaire now? Does he? No? Of course, I'm just saying you'll be a multimillionaire. I just want someone to buy me to know. Really, that's why I realize my bars. I need to raise it and this is life. In this moment, I was like, that's it.
Yeah, no, it's actually sad.
Less funny than me, so that I can feel better. But at least, actually there's people, there's some people, there's some people. Is there anything that like everyone else would consider a positive that you consider a negative when dating someone totally everyone considers Like honestly, you know what drives me kind of nuts? Like not politeness doesn't drive me crazy because I actually do like to know that the person really likes me. But I don't like to feel like things are careful or like too kind for me. There needs to be like some edge edge like I need to feel and not like I had a really nice time. Don't tell me you had a really nice time make out with me on the street. That's how I feel. I've done that. Oh god, see, that's what's so great about That's why when you come to New York and you start dating here, and I bet it they give that in East London, to be honest, but very on the East Side where.
It is exactly Yeah, wow, I need to be transported back to the streets of London. Is it that you're in Is it true that, like in New York everyone's dating all the time, like multiple people, because that's more people say about New York that likely you're when you're dating someone, it's normal. It's usual that they will be like dating numerous other people, like.
Right, Like they say, don't do that, but I think it happens all the time. Of course I do it. The New York thing. I'm curious if this is the same in London. The New York thing is everyone thinks that they can do better than the person they're with.
Yep, I feel like that's a thing now, just in like I know things, you got too many options.
It's literally like it's like browsing through Netflix. It's like, well, let me keep looking because there's some I'm like at about a six or a seven in terms of watching this show about you know, like, yeah, this documentary, that's like I'm kind of interested, but I'm sure there's something that's gonna take me over the edge and you just keep it's online shopping. It's like it's immediacy culture. It's the instant gratification that we're so used to that makes us swipe swype swipe away from like these actual things. Do you guys know the Muslim matchmaker? Yes, she st focus on one partner, she says, focus on one person. The illusion of choice is just that an illusion. It's like you're not giving someone a chance. If you are thinking about two three other people, even like later on the week whatever, you also will be less attentive to them. You're gonna find yourself going on a date being like now is this the one with the two older sisters? You know what i mean? And it's like that's crazy. I know, no, I've I've caught myself in that for sure. And quote Natalie Portman, I've been you It's closer.
Oh, I love that film.
It's one of the great films. So good. It was a play? Was the play first?
I love a play like.
I love like Sorry, I love I'm Smarring.
I love movies. I feel like plays.
I love but that's people not that. For some reason, I like that a common like criticism. Is it felt stagy or it felt like a like this? I like that about a long scene. Hello, watch the movie Doubt, the scene with Meryl Streep and Viola Davis. Yeah, yell at me that it's stage.
I love that.
What you hate people acting at each other? Get out, get out, get out of here, get out of here, I say, give an American accent. Thanks, Yeah you even told that.
No, I haven't sorry that.
That's my agent keeps trying to get me ste auditions in an American accent, and I'm.
Like, are you do you have acting ambitions?
I would like to.
Yeah, okay, we're gonna write something for you. Yeah, we'll take care of you. We'll take care of you. Ever again, Wait, I see something for Amelia. Same for sure. No, Like we're yeah, so we're being so annoying, we're being so annoying and we're being such and we're being such a bitches.
Bitches.
Wait, I did at a pressure of you last time on the carpet, right, What did I say again?
I said?
Oh, I love Andrew Garfield? I said, I said, I said, fels me. It's obsessed with me and with me. Have you spoken to him since all that or did it start a friendship? Yeah?
I would say we're friends.
It's good.
So he's so nice, Yeah he seems lovely.
Yeah, sweetheart. Okay, but I sort of want to finish this conversation about the potential of falling in love on the show for you.
Yeah, okay, I feel like I might meet someone on the show, but then once I end the show, then maybe I bumped into them at a party and then that's that's yeah, that's how that sounds really, right, rather than like the day after we film. I'm like, so, so we're going up now?
Does a guest ever hit you up out? You don't say who, but did a guest ever hit you up after? Like in an actual way? No? Fucked up? But you know what, you know what sucks about your show? You don't have any gay guys on.
I'm trying I'm trying.
Well, you were on our show.
I'm trying.
What do you mean you're trying who you're trying? You're trying to get who was not? He was supposed to do our show. Yeah, and then there's there's double booking. There was a double No, it's my fault. Your fault had to do Kelly Clarkson at the time we were and that that is literally the only thing I would allow.
I feel like I have had a gay personal.
I don't, well, you've had a gay person on you haven't had a gay guy because I feel like you think that you can't flirt with the person. But let me tell you something. Just me and you in a room with chicken.
Well, this is the blind spot for me. And actually I need to get more gay men on the show.
I just wanted to your work isn't over.
No, thank you for thank you for that.
Thank you. I'm going to do more. I sometimes it's easier to flirt with girls. I love with girls. Well you are you're you know who do you a little bit?
Yes?
Straighter than me? Is that? Yeah? We talked about that. Vibes you, Gina Grashan, you and Sydney Sweeney.
You and wait, you guys are leading people on. Actually you've probably had well, you've probably had people have probably gone to their friends, Like I had the most amazing conversation with this guy who's talking to me all night. This guy told me to me all night and then turns out he's good.
I actually someone gave me their phone number. When I worked at Ulysses years ago, a girl was like, gave me her phone abron a napkin, like it was a rom com And I was like, I didn't even try to act like anything other than myself. And I was like, am I straight passing? Perhaps the answer is now? Per chance? Really? So she couldn't even answer it.
Wait, sorry, what was the question?
Am I straight passing? Oh?
Sorry, I didn't hear that.
So I've actually like got turned a corner an hour. I'm like, I actually thought I was going to throw up before I came into this room.
Do you vomit when you're hungover? Yeah? You do? Did you have my last night? No? Good? So so that means like it's it's backed up, it's it's it's coming up, it's coming up.
It's coming up, it's coming up. It's what.
What is that singing?
Yeah, yeah, I can clearly.
What was the question? I asked a question like this, so much much more fun, say what's singing? But of that it's the inflection of inflections. An American you asked a question like this, and and in the UK you here's the question like this.
Do you know you are not straight past?
That's a question. You don't think I'm straight bat Hello, Hello, Okay, we got to get you out of here. We are gonna I can understand what time is it. It's four thirty nine. My girl was ten late. I will stop it. No, she wasn't down the street.
Yeah, that was getting stopped. Asked for hers.
Actually, well, you are recognizable, and I'm also just yeah, well yeah, yeah, I think so.
I think people think people think I'm approachable. I am approachable, But like I think because of the show, it's like people are more likely to come up if you're doing something in comedy, I feel like you probably get the same thing.
Probably it's lovely time.
It's so nice.
I always just think like there's so many it's a privilege to get people to come up and say that they like your work when so many people are in jobs where they never thank for what they do. Their boss never tells the job, and like we literally get people being like, good job.
Thank you for doing work. Yeah, it's so nice. It is very very nice. Yeah, but that's beautiful perspective. Yeah, do you have your askers dress?
Not yet?
You gotta get on that. Yeah, a color?
No, which I don't know what I'm wearing yet.
I don't know. Will you be will you be dressed like I hope? So? Yeah? Nice? I better be? Can I say? One of the number one things I look forward to when now you're going to be somewhere is what you're going to be wearing? Always nice? Thank you? You have such amazing fashion. Since you went to school for fashion journalism, Yes, I.
Studied fashion journalism at the Mountains, and yeah, I always wanted to work at Vogue. That was like my ambition, I see it. Yeah, I wanted to be editor of Vogue still time and and then and then yeah, when I was studying fashion journalism, I kind of realized I was more interested in pop culture as a whole and kind of and then I was doing Chicken Shop Day at the same time, like while I was at Diversity, and just like Chicken Shop Date, I just focused on that right, But yeah, I've always loved fashion and like I just find fashion history and like, yeah, fashion journalism is like a gateway into like culture as a whole.
Anyway, everything is so connected, Everything.
Is connected, everything is connected. Well, it's a specific window. It's like it's the entry point into the broader scope.
Of yeah, whether it's yeah, whether it's from even from politics to business, like music to like identity, like everything you're braad coded.
Right now, am I Well always I've gotta mesh back Oh right, that's why. Yeah, his back is well just for small air, just just just for ventilation. I love that.
I love that.
Yeah, he's bread coded, you know, and my shoes. But you're Charlie On didn't you love Charlie.
She's the best physical that's the best person ever, so talented and like it's just so down to us and so amazing, so funny, so brilliant. But yeah, like watching her perform is just like such a joy, Like every time I see her. I've seen her perform so many times now and it's just I'm just so blown away by I think it's also when you know someone like as a friend and then you see them on stage and you're like what You're like, Oh my goodness, Like.
How do you do that?
I just think it's and she's so physical on stage, like what she does with her like her movement and everything.
It's like, wow, it's I'm an all of her. She's amazing.
Yeah.
I loved her episode with you guys. I know. I think it was one of my viral moments. It was I'm not yeah, I wouldn't say, but I can be a bit I can't even quote it.
I don't think what did she say, I'm not a bitch.
I'm not I can be bitchy, but I don't know if I don't know if I'm a bitch? Right is the biggest thing. I'm not really on TikTok and so like, I didn't know it was a viral sound until well after it happened the best. Yeah, that's fun. It's fun to go viral.
Yes, you would, and Andy a good friend, My good friend.
Andy Samber, Oh my, I would love you, guys, would Sparks would be fine? I would love that. What if you homewrecked? What if? What if if I don't want you? They'll be still uncommon online? No, I know, and it's not for me. I don't want to be on the reddit exactly on the reddit, No, don't, please, you want to be on snark subs or whatever. Okay, time friend to think, Sonny, God, did you have something? Have you?
I've got something, but I don't know whether I'm going to be able. I just need to get my energy.
We just have.
Let me have a sip.
Coffee and.
You guys drink coffee.
Yeah, do you? I can't? Why I can't?
It makes me go. It makes me go in sech does it not make.
You're gonna say something out? It makes me poo? Yeah?
And do you say pooh in America?
In Canada we would say pooh more than He's probably more likely to say pooh than me. We said pooh in Canada, but now and now more American, I spend more time in the States. It's poop poop.
Okay.
I don't like poop either. You know what? I'm ready? Okay, this is Matt Rogers. I don't think so any His time starts now. I don't think so, honey. The word poop, there's nothing worse. Worst letter in alphabet by far pee, I'm sorry, I can lose it. There are so many better and also enough for nothing. But there's enough Peters, there's enough Patricks, there's enough. Let's get more creative. Let's explore the letter Q. Okay, how about how about more Quintin's and Quentin's in the world.
Quentin's And here's what I don't like that letter. I hate at the end you have to say some ones, but twice does not even get into what we're talking about.
When we say the word fecal matter. I think that fecal matter. This one time that Bone and I wrote a piece, we wrote a show, and he wrote a line was the funniest thing I ever heard. He said, you were a vile fecal woman. And I said, calling someone fecal talking about feces is better than poop. Grow up and say ship, grow up and say by second short not poop. I'm so humble And that's one minute. Wow. That was quite sering. That was that was serious. But I do want to say for context, the line you vile woman was in response to your character taunting me by saying that you had eaten my husband's ass. Out you vile woman. That your line reading, I was like, I was eating your husband's ass last night. That's God's a wonderful writer with a quill away with the words I can get to say this. It's really the fact that it's like poop. It's the poop is cute. I don't think who I was gonna say, pooh is cute? Cut? No, pooh is like you're doing around is cute. P Oh is cute. And also it looks cute. But poop is a palindrome spell. It's spelled the same way from it as it is back. I love that we today a new word today. Yeah, alright, Matt's got a stung glass. I've lost the building. Actually you've inspired me. Yeah, I'm not gonna do a letter. I'm gonna do something else. Okay, you can guess. So this would be our lucky because it's bow and Yang's. I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. I don't think so, honey. The number nine, what are you giving? Prime number? Square number? That's all you have going on, that's all you will ever be. Let's go through them. One, amazing, iconic, two, amazing iconic, three, one of the most important numbers, the rule of three. Four I like and Beyonce four great Beyonce album five really important. You need halfway to ten. You really need that as a benchmark in accounting system. Six I like. I love six. Seven, Oh, name it prettier number than name seven? Eight? I love eight? You ate you eight? Nine? Hold on, hold on, hold on? Nine? What what are you? What are you giving us? You might as well be ten? Do you know what I mean? I don't know. What are you doing? Nine? Just your you're pussy footing around ten. I think you should nut up five seconds and go up to ten, or go down to eight because that's a prettier number. Or you might as well be seven because nothing beats seven. That's one minute. Wow. No, Why was six afraid of seven? Why because seven? Eight? Nine? Because nine is nine can only be eaten and nine will never eat. I think they wanted to eat nine because nine is delicious. Quite frankly, I love that.
I feel bad for nine at this point, I feel already bad.
Why why do you do you to defend? Do you think it's catching strays? And did nothing? I think? So? Do you have nine in your in your sort of date of birth or anything? There is like anything? Number? Nineteen eighty nine, ninete oh, nineteen ninety four. Yeah, Hello, I'm sorry. I'm born in nineteen ninety. I'm made of the stuff.
Nineteen nine nine. What about the movie nine love?
So you've seen that?
So I've seen one?
You a movie? You know that? You know that I saw nine twice in theaters.
I know that about you?
Yeah? You know? Who do you identify with from nine?
The one who's she's got famous mom?
Kate Hudson, Kate Hudson, same you too. Literally, when I saw Kate Hudson at nine, I was like, I finally saw myself on screen.
Wow.
Yeah, the reporter with like a fucking huge piece in her hair. The I was Sallyano, just like throwing ass. Isn't it a Is it a remake of eight and a half? It's like a retail reimagining. I mean, okay, stay in half, random random nine in three quarters might as well be ten. Also, I'm we're not elevating that transphobes work. You know who hates you know, JK, Charlie and Troy because they just want to go back that the grown I find nine quite cheek when it's next to another nine or any other number.
Nine?
Is she nine?
Is?
So?
Nine is actually the cheeks number?
I don't know y'all. Nine by itself, I don't enjoy it gives me anxiety. I say, go to ten. You know what I mean? I think then I think, honestly, if I'm really thinking about the numbers, three pisces me off.
Responsibility of ten.
You know.
Should take a responsibility I can't handle. Did you think about that?
But it won't. That's why I know.
I think that is a lot of restraints. Ten is whole, ten is ten is OK. By the way, I don't think nine is a prime number. Yeah, I'm sorry, it's not. I take that back. Of course. I can't believe I knew a number thing you did it. I'm deeply mistaken, Amelia, because you know what you can do with nine. Split it in threes. But three? Yes. Wait, Also, if you don't have nine, you can't have sixty nine the best sexual position. I don't know you'll have you guys reminiscing, y'all have your six? Have y'all sixty nine? Recently because it's always like, I don't know what it's all, canceling out of it. I'm like, it's unnecessary, it's unnecessary. I like it in theory. I'm thinking about it. And I'm going, oh that's nice. I don't like the cold sixty nine because you are a six and a nine. Someone's a six and know what I'm saying, you catching my dreams. Maybe I'm doing it wrong, like this is a six and that's a body. Here comes nine, and isn't it more of an eight? No, actually think about this before we say no, before we like it's disrespect her suggestion. Let's think about it. No, Okay, got to kay that one out. But could you understand why it's sixty nine? So it's so look look like we have to. It's like it's like like all right, let's shower. One person is like this is the tail, and then that's and then see like work like it's it's like we're symmetrical. That doesn't look like a six or nine to me. That does not like a six or a nine. Amelia, let me do it to you. No, I'm fragile. You've had it already. Period. I think that sixty nine is great. When it's not side by side. I have to be you have to be down on you, be exactly what I just do it.
Like that, just like that.
Oh yeah, that's just the best. That is I'm you know what's gonna happen. This video is gonna come out audio first and then a couple of days later video, and they're not gonna be able to watch me sixty nine Bowen. We have been getting a lot of request to kiss lately. Have you seen that kiss kiss?
The fa kissings fun?
Yeah, my favorite thing to do. You guys want to all kiss? Yeah? No ch islenders hunters yours in day obviously, But then who are we? I'm I think I might be feist. I guess yeah, I'm Josh. You're like the Guzier messier one. That's a compliment for the streets, we were saying. We were saying. One of my favorite comments about me recently online was that I need to stop pushing Boone to talk about his sex life just because I'm for the I wish I was for the streets. You are for the streets. Look at the top, you're warding you slut.
She's taking it down.
There's there's a shy girls longs where she's like, she goes, I'm for the streets. Yeah, are you ready to ready to show the streets what you got? You said you had something? Okay, this is a merely demandermering. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now.
I don't think so honey.
Magicians okay, what I don't need a man to tell me something I don't know.
Hello, don't trick me?
What?
Stop doing it? Also, where are the female magicians? I didn't see any of them? Okay, it's a feminist issue. The only women around magic are getting sworn in half Okay.
No, thank you, playing cards, sleight of hand.
I just don't think it's necessary, really, And I also think it's I've been to the magic castle.
Wow, smell bad.
Smell badlt really bad. Also, it's not real.
What magic?
It's not real. Show me some real magic.
Find me an emotionally of dinner. I want it.
Don't pull a rabbit out of a hat. They don't want to be there.
And that's one minute. First of all, I think that you are so right to call out the gender inequality. Yes that art form.
Yes, yes, it's true. It's weird, isn't it.
There's as Olivia Rodrigo once said, it's exactly no.
But I think there's a reason why women don't want to be magicians because they know it's like not appropriate, like a magician.
Appropriate in the sense that like, it's not it's not appropriate, it's lying. It's lying.
This is lying. It's just more men lying. It's right, and I don't want it around me.
Like magic, I can appreciate it, Okay, but like what whatever I mean? Hold on, what if they're like, we're going to pay you five million dollars if you learn magic? Gone, it's so aim you don't need that money. What am I going to be doing? Like pulling? Well? Sorry, if you were going to do magic, what would like you know what I'm saying, that's different. You should find it like a lane. You should do fashion magic fashion magic.
Or like oh no, like when they like turn inside out.
What I'm saying, we don't need it.
We don't need it?
Oh wait, no fashion, I.
Do you kind of like Dave is it David Blaine?
Yeah, David? Is he canceled? We don't know. I don't know. Do we know if David Blame is cancels? Can we find out? Just google Davila canceled. You can still like Emmy's cancel No.
I just okay, that's the kind of magic I can Maybe I'm into that, but that's more like risking your life like you could maybe die.
Right, and that's not to see. There's not a see in that defying Have you ever seen Chris Angel mind freak?
No, I don't.
Okay, okay, all right, all right, got it, You're right, they're bad. What I'm saying is point Braven. Wait, but where are the Is there one female? But you know who I birthday with Pendellette? Oh?
Is the either one to shoot themselves?
Penn and Teller and Teller with the gun? I don't know? Wait and Roy they got mulled by their on time.
I'm saying a dumb.
I should just hung it up. Also, magic Castle, get the carpet cleaner out. Get Have you been there? I've not been. I've not been there. I don't know what I've been there. Have you been there?
I've been there?
Unfortunately, No, did you get invited by my magician? And how did you know this magician? A friend for friend?
I wouldn't you were trying to smash I wouldn't personally associate myself with magicians. But what you're trying to smash, I wasn't trying to smash the magician magician, it's not my time. As we were I don't think so, Hammy magicians.
That was brutal and the best way that you. I'm on your side completely. It was a steering takedown. Thank you. I really to Moldenburg, what a true delight it's been to be with you.
Been delightful. You have to kind of honestly had the best time with you guys.
But like truly expect for multiple days.
Yeah, And I just really appreciate it because I feel like some of these things can be really overwhelming and it's so nice to like have people around you who are like actually funny, normal, great, talented.
Love it.
Love you guys, and thank you so much for having me on.
Of course we feel the same way about you. I remember meeting it that part after party, being like you just I mean, we just have to have you on. Yeah, I'm so glad. I'm so glad it happened. Yeah, and you guys, it's the ten years for you guys, is it true? Yeah, we started around the same time.
Yeah, we must have.
That's so nice. I guess like March twenty sixteen when when we started, So another year or so we're worth the nine year emerge almost do a big ten yere thing. I'm sure we will. We love to do an event, you have to. We love to inventize, love to inventize, and maybe we'll see you with the awards. I think you're gonna be an dominated.
I want. I'm begging to walk the collpit.
You know, let me work. Could be good, could be good, only if you want to do it. Okay, what we will talk, We'll talk. Well, we have to rope in a lot of people. There's meetings about the Culture Awards. Now, m we keep teasing to the all right, we had every episode with the song and here we go, moving on up to the side. Why this key big in the sky? Yeah, don't rye in the kitchen. Bye bye. Last Culture Eatis is the production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players in My Heart Radio podcasts, created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yan, executive produced by Ana Hasny, and produced by Becker Ramos, edited mixed by Doug Bamimniko board and our music is by Henry komirski H
