It's the inaugural Groundhog Independence Day broadcast and it's as dumb as you expect it to be. Can Thickwood the groundhog chug a beer at 7 in the morning and usher in an early spring? Can Danger sing a terrible parody song live on the air?

The Return Of The Screwnami
38:28

Granny Gummer In The North Woods
38:34

In My Day Friction Maxxing Was Just Called Dry Humping
44:36