It's the inaugural Groundhog Independence Day broadcast and it's as dumb as you expect it to be. Can Thickwood the groundhog chug a beer at 7 in the morning and usher in an early spring? Can Danger sing a terrible parody song live on the air?

Prevacation P*ssy Prep
33:41

He Licked His Fingers And Went About His Day
32:46

Retreat To This Bush
42:09