32-year-old Gregory Dolcine was pulled over in Geneva, FL for going too fast, 101 mph in a 55 mph zone. His excuse was a bit of a head-scratcher. He told the officer he was "speeding to avoid an animal in the roadway." Just how fast was the animal running, Greg? And was IT chasing YOU?

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