Today's Dum Dum is 47-year-old Rebecca Santa. All we're saying is this ... if your name is Santa, don't do anything dumb right before Christmas, like drive drunk with a child in the car.

Like A 3-Year-Old Playing Hide & Seek, She Forgot The Judge Could See Her While She Was Lying Straight To His Face
01:53

B-Double-E-Double-R-U-DUM?
01:51

How To Bypass Long Lines & Security At The Airport ... Oh, AND Get Arrested
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