William Milstead's done it before, maybe THIS time he'll learn his lesson. He was trying to skirt a background check that would've uncovered his prior 13 felony arrests, so he submitted a suspicious letter from his "supervisor" at the Police Department.

"Sir, Put The Flamingo Down And Back Away"
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License Plate Readers Are Cameras. Cameras Take Pictures. 2 Things Spencer Learned Too Late
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It Helps To Be Relaxed For Your Driver's Test, Just Not "I Smoked Some Pot" Relaxed
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