30-year-old Josiah Darling felt the need to lie to police when they asked for his name. To his credit, he picked (possibly) the biggest liar in the history of television characters.

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Bad Luck, Bad Timing, And A Bad Lie Combine. Now Replace "Bad" With "Dumb!"
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Sir, Look Out For That Mailbox ... And That One, And That One, And That One
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