30-year-old Josiah Darling felt the need to lie to police when they asked for his name. To his credit, he picked (possibly) the biggest liar in the history of television characters.

Kentucky Frowns Upon Drunk Horse Riding ... Wait ... Riding A Horse Drunk
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Like A 3-Year-Old Playing Hide & Seek, She Forgot The Judge Could See Her While She Was Lying Straight To His Face
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B-Double-E-Double-R-U-DUM?
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