Kim & her FRIEND got a little too ROUDY in a HOTEL JACUZZI, they got some COMPLAINTS, so they CALMED things DOWN and thought that was the END of it! Well, Dean, the HOSTILE hotel manager, calls Kim to let her know since her WET and WILD fun in the TUB got CRAZY, they had to REFUND a couple of GUESTS for their STAYS…So, Kim’s going to be in HOT WATER unless she PAYS UP!  



How does Dean go from CONDESCENDING to CREEPY in RECORD TIME?! Listen and FIND OUT! 

Kim &amp; her FRIEND got a little too ROUDY in a HOTEL JACUZZI, they got some COMPLAINTS, so they CALMED things DOWN and thought that was the END of it! Well, Dean, the HOSTILE hotel manager, calls Kim to let her know since her WET and WILD fun in the TUB got CRAZY, they had to REFUND a couple of GUESTS for their STAYS…So, Kim’s going to be in HOT WATER unless she PAYS UP!  
  
How does Dean go from CONDESCENDING to CREEPY in RECORD TIME?! Listen and FIND OUT!

Dean & Rog's Birthday Scam - 11/21/24 

Michelle loves HORSES, she’s got a COUPLE, and she knows how to keep them SAFE…Or does SHE?! Dean, the animal control A-HOLE, calls to let Michelle know her MARE got LOOSE and KICKED a member of Dean’s RECOVERY TEAM in the MEMBER! And since she was so IRRESPONSIBLE with her HOOVED fuzzy friends, she’s getting a $1,000 FINE in addition to a TALKING TO!  



Will this CALL be a KICK TO HEAD for Michelle?! Listen FIND OUT!

Michelle loves HORSES, she’s got a COUPLE, and she knows how to keep them SAFE…Or does SHE?! Dean, the animal control A-HOLE, calls to let Michelle know her MARE got LOOSE and KICKED a member of Dean’s RECOVERY TEAM in the MEMBER! And since she was so IRRESPONSIBLE with her HOOVED fuzzy friends, she’s getting a $1,000 FINE in addition to a TALKING TO!  
  
Will this CALL be a KICK TO HEAD for Michelle?! Listen FIND OUT!

Dean & Rog's Birthday Scam - 11/20/24 

Mary was leaving a CERTAIN San Antonio based AQUATIC ANIMAL PARK, when she HIT a SIGN on the way OUT! Well, Rog, the big bad SECURITY MAN, calls to let Mary know replacing the SIGN she irresponsibly MOWED DOWN will cost $600…That is unless she wants to CLEAN the WALRUS TANK instead!  



Will Mary be CLEANING with the FISHES?! Listen and FIND OUT! 

Mary was leaving a CERTAIN San Antonio based AQUATIC ANIMAL PARK, when she HIT a SIGN on the way OUT! Well, Rog, the big bad SECURITY MAN, calls to let Mary know replacing the SIGN she irresponsibly MOWED DOWN will cost $600…That is unless she wants to CLEAN the WALRUS TANK instead!  
  
Will Mary be CLEANING with the FISHES?! Listen and FIND OUT!

Dean & Rog's Birthday Scam - 11/19/24 

While Margie was RECOVERING in the HOSPITAL, they gave her a HOT PLATE to take HOME…How nice! Well, Rog, the hospital HOTHEAD, calls Margie to ask her why she STOLE a PIECE of MEDICAL EQUIPMENT?! And if she doesn’t bring it back right NOW, she might just end up BACK in the HOSPITAL!  



How HEATED does this Call get?! Listen and FIND OUT! 

While Margie was RECOVERING in the HOSPITAL, they gave her a HOT PLATE to take HOME…How nice! Well, Rog, the hospital HOTHEAD, calls Margie to ask her why she STOLE a PIECE of MEDICAL EQUIPMENT?! And if she doesn’t bring it back right NOW, she might just end up BACK in the HOSPITAL!  
  
How HEATED does this Call get?! Listen and FIND OUT!

Dean & Rog's Birthday Scam - 11/18/24 

Rodney’s DAUGHTER’S getting MARRIED this SATURDAY, all the ARRANGEMENTS have been MADE, now they just need to get it DONE! Well, Dean, the scheduling SCOUNDREL, calls to ask if they could MOVE the WEDDING DATE to SUNDAY instead of SATURDAY, because his BUSINESS PARTNER needs the VENUE…That’s not going to be a PROBLEM, right?  



Will Rodney have to FIGHT for his DAUGHTER’S RIGHT to get MARRIED?! Listen and FIND OUT! 

Rodney’s DAUGHTER’S getting MARRIED this SATURDAY, all the ARRANGEMENTS have been MADE, now they just need to get it DONE! Well, Dean, the scheduling SCOUNDREL, calls to ask if they could MOVE the WEDDING DATE to SUNDAY instead of SATURDAY, because his BUSINESS PARTNER needs the VENUE…That’s not going to be a PROBLEM, right?  
  
Will Rodney have to FIGHT for his DAUGHTER’S RIGHT to get MARRIED?! Listen and FIND OUT!

Dean & Rog's Birthday Scam - 11/15/24 

Pat’s been having ISSUES with her WATER BILL, no matter how she PAYS, the COMPANY says she still OWES THEM! Well, poor sweet innocent Dean calls Pat to SORT things OUT, but Pat’s not having any of it…She YELLS, she SWEARS, and Dean can barely get a CONDESCENDING word IN before she HANGS UP!



Will Pat make this the SHORTEST Scam EVER?! Listen and FIND OUT! 

Pat’s been having ISSUES with her WATER BILL, no matter how she PAYS, the COMPANY says she still OWES THEM! Well, poor sweet innocent Dean calls Pat to SORT things OUT, but Pat’s not having any of it…She YELLS, she SWEARS, and Dean can barely get a CONDESCENDING word IN before she HANGS UP!
  
Will Pat make this the SHORTEST Scam EVER?! Listen and FIND OUT!

Dean & Rog's Birthday Scam - 11/14/24 

Joe’s TRUCK is all DINGED UP, so he took it in to get FIXED under WARRANTY. Problem is there was a MISUNDERSTANDING with his INSURANCE, so Joe ended up having to pay HALF the BILL! Well, Rog, the ROUGHNECK repairman, calls Joe to ask why he’s being so CHEAP?! And if he doesn’t PAY UP right NOW Rog is keeping his WRECK of a TRUCK! 



Will the WARRANTY cover Joe’s BRUISED EGO?! Listen and FIND OUT! 

Joe’s TRUCK is all DINGED UP, so he took it in to get FIXED under WARRANTY. Problem is there was a MISUNDERSTANDING with his INSURANCE, so Joe ended up having to pay HALF the BILL! Well, Rog, the ROUGHNECK repairman, calls Joe to ask why he’s being so CHEAP?! And if he doesn’t PAY UP right NOW Rog is keeping his WRECK of a TRUCK! 
  
Will the WARRANTY cover Joe’s BRUISED EGO?! Listen and FIND OUT!

Dean & Rog's Birthday Scam - 11/13/24 

John’s WIFE likes to SMOKE on her BACK PORCH now and then, NAKED! Well, MANAGER Rog calls from the CAR DEALERSHIP, that just so happens to be BEHIND John’s HOUSE, to let him know that some of his GUYS have been taking PICTURES of his WIFE and he wants to MAKE A DEAL for them! 



Will John need a SMOKE by the end of this CALL?! Listen FIND OUT! 

John’s WIFE likes to SMOKE on her BACK PORCH now and then, NAKED! Well, MANAGER Rog calls from the CAR DEALERSHIP, that just so happens to be BEHIND John’s HOUSE, to let him know that some of his GUYS have been taking PICTURES of his WIFE and he wants to MAKE A DEAL for them! 
  
Will John need a SMOKE by the end of this CALL?! Listen FIND OUT!

Dean & Rog's Birthday Scam - 11/12/24 

Renee DUMPED her EX 4 YEARS AGO and hasn’t thought about him SINCE! Well, Dean, from the PHONE COMPANY, calls Renee to let her know the JIG is UP! They have RECORDS of her STALKING her EX using his PHONE ACCOUNT! And unless Dean and Renee can figure SOMETHING out right HERE and NOW, he’s going to the COPS! 



Just how UNPROFESSIONAL can one Dean be?! Listen and FIND OUT!

Renee DUMPED her EX 4 YEARS AGO and hasn’t thought about him SINCE! Well, Dean, from the PHONE COMPANY, calls Renee to let her know the JIG is UP! They have RECORDS of her STALKING her EX using his PHONE ACCOUNT! And unless Dean and Renee can figure SOMETHING out right HERE and NOW, he’s going to the COPS! 
  
Just how UNPROFESSIONAL can one Dean be?! Listen and FIND OUT!

Dean & Rog's Birthday Scam - 11/11/24 

Patrika just bought a NEW TRUCK, but the things AXEL is on BACKWARDS, and trying to get it FIXED has been a NIGHTMARE! Well, Dean, the dealership’s resident D-BAG, calls Patrika to first ask her how much she’s ENJOYED their SERVICE, and to somehow BLAME HER for the AXEL being on the WRONG WAY! 



Will Dean get Patrika to CRACK?! Listen and FIND OUT! 

Patrika just bought a NEW TRUCK, but the things AXEL is on BACKWARDS, and trying to get it FIXED has been a NIGHTMARE! Well, Dean, the dealership’s resident D-BAG, calls Patrika to first ask her how much she’s ENJOYED their SERVICE, and to somehow BLAME HER for the AXEL being on the WRONG WAY! 
  
Will Dean get Patrika to CRACK?! Listen and FIND OUT!

Dean & Rog's Birthday Scam - 11/8/24 

The infamous Dean & Rog Birthday Scams are back. Check here for the latest episode.

Dean & Rog Birthday Scams

Social links:

Follow the podcast:

230 clip(s)