Dean & Rog's Birthday Scam - 12/18/24

Dean & Rog's Birthday Scam - 12/17/24

Mike’s MORTGAGE got BOUGHT by a new COMPANY and it’s been nothing but PROBLEMS ever since! Well, Rog, the new company’s mortgage MONSTER, calls Mike to say he’s 7 MONTHS BEHIND on his PAYMENTS, so either Mike settles-up TODAY or Rog is coming over to take the DIFFERENCE out of his BUTT!    Will …

Dean & Rog's Birthday Scam - 12/16/24

Jerry put up a BASKETBALL HOOP without getting the HOA’s say so, what a REBAL, and thought he got away with it! Well, Rog, the HOA’s HEAVY HITTER, calls Jerry to let him know no one ESCAPES the LONG ARM of the Home Owners Association, so either the HOOP comes down TODAY or else Rog is going to put …

Dean & Rog's Birthday Scam - 12/12/24

JJ was LIVING with his friend’s MOM for a while, but her NICKEL and DIMING on every LITTLE THING meant they left on NOT-so-GREAT TERMS! Well, Rog, the LAWYER looking for a PAY DAY, calls JJ to see if he can get the $2,000 his DEAD-BEAT BUTT still OWES from his prolonged STAY!    Will Rog get JJ …

Dean & Rog's Birthday Scam - 12/11/24

Dennis BOUGHT a BOAT recently, but the thing’s ENGINE isn’t seated CORRECTLY, so he’s been trying to get it FIXED! Well, Dean, the SALTY salesman, calls Dennis to let him know if he wants his BOAT looked at, he’s going to have to bring it in RIGHT NOW unless he wants 6 MONTHS of ROWING!    Will …

Dean & Rog's Birthday Scam - 12/10/24

Kim had his truck’s TRANSMISSION worked on, but not to worry, it’s under WARRANTY! Well, Rog, the RENEGADE repairman, calls Kim to let him know he’s on the HOOK for the FIX because the WARRANTY turned out to only be a PARTIAL WARRANTY!   Will Kim feel like a VALUED CUSTOMER by the end of this CA…

Dean & Rog's Birthday Scam - 12/6/24

Mike just CLOSED on a HOUSE, but he didn’t notice until he moved in that the FLOORS in his brand-new KITCHEN aren’t LEVEL! Well, Dean, the real state RENEGADE, calls Mike to let him know that UN-LEVEL floors or NOT, he bought the house AS IS, so he better get used to cooking on at an ANGLE!   Wi…

Dean & Rog's Birthday Scam - 12/5/24

David had KIDNEY STONES removed but couldn’t pay the BILL, so the HOSPITAL put him on a $20 a month PAYMENT PLAN! Well, Rog, the MEAN medical professional, calls to say he wants David’s DEBT off the books TODAY! So, either he pays up NOW or else David’s going to be BACK in the HOSPITAL for a BOOT R…

Dean & Rog's Birthday Scam - 12/4/24

Claudia SIGNED UP for a KARATE program, which came with a free UNIFORM, but she DROPPED OUT after 1 LESSON and decided to keep her new DUDS! Well, Dean, the dojo’s LEGAL TEAM, calls Claudia to say if she doesn’t have the DISCIPLINE to finish the TRAINING that’s her PROBLEM, but she either needs to …

Dean & Rog's Birthday Scam - 12/3/24

Jodi just moved into a new NEIGHBORHOOD, so she put out a “WELCOME FRIENDS” sign to help fit in! Well, Rog, the HOA hardhead, calls Jodi to say her sign’s an EYESORE and it needs to GO! And if Jodi doesn’t take care of it, Rog will DUMP it in her POOL!     Will Jodi have to find a NEW, Rog-less NE…