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The Pope has passed on and the boys have some theories about it. Then Andy’s friend takes someone on a tour of a shady under the boardwalk secret club. Andy finds some movies on Tubi that O’Neill can’t get enough of. Ryan has a detailed medical report of the leg lengthening procedure that’s sweeping the nation’s short kings. Andy eats too much weed and it keeps him up all night. O’Neill has a huge problem with this especially when he finds out that the main reason Andy couldn’t sleep was seeing a picture of a demon trapped in glass on Reddit.

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The Pope has passed on and the boys have some theories about it. Then Andy&rsquo;s friend takes someone on a tour of a shady under the boardwalk secret club. Andy finds some movies on Tubi that O&rsquo;Neill can&rsquo;t get enough of. Ryan has a detailed medical report of the leg lengthening procedure that&rsquo;s sweeping the nation&rsquo;s short kings. Andy eats too much weed and it keeps him up all night. O&rsquo;Neill has a huge problem with this especially when he finds out that the main reason Andy couldn&rsquo;t sleep was seeing a picture of a demon trapped in glass on Reddit.

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Slop Quest 77: Demon Under Glass 

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! On this episode of Slop Quest Ryan doesn’t believe Andy about where the phrases “Chop Chop” and “Long time no see”. Then they brainstorm ways to sell Americans on high speed rails. Andy tries to convince O’Neill to show him his patented mole removal technique but O’Neill fears teaching him would be too homoerotic. YouTube takes a dump on their stream as soon as they bring up anything controversial. Then Ryan tries to gas up Andy on his driving skills but Andy doesn’t believe him. This leads them to talk about how movies have people “dig deep” in order to perform better but how that never happens. Then Ryan can’t let go of his “fondue” character and repeats lines he comes up with about fondue to himself the entire time he’s skiing. O’Neill realizes that he’s not sociopathic enough to become a huge sensation in show business. Then Andy develops a new move on his inversion table that leaves O’Neill speechless. Andy then receives an unbelievable pat on the back from his wife. O’Neill thinks Andy can never become a “regular guy” again after all his ridiculous antics.  There’s more Dave Ramsey Only Fans advice from callers.

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest
Comedian Ryan O&rsquo;Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! On this episode of Slop Quest Ryan doesn&rsquo;t believe Andy about where the phrases &ldquo;Chop Chop&rdquo; and &ldquo;Long time no see&rdquo;. Then they brainstorm ways to sell Americans on high speed rails. Andy tries to convince O&rsquo;Neill to show him his patented mole removal technique but O&rsquo;Neill fears teaching him would be too homoerotic. YouTube takes a dump on their stream as soon as they bring up anything controversial. Then Ryan tries to gas up Andy on his driving skills but Andy doesn&rsquo;t believe him. This leads them to talk about how movies have people &ldquo;dig deep&rdquo; in order to perform better but how that never happens. Then Ryan can&rsquo;t let go of his &ldquo;fondue&rdquo; character and repeats lines he comes up with about fondue to himself the entire time he&rsquo;s skiing. O&rsquo;Neill realizes that he&rsquo;s not sociopathic enough to become a huge sensation in show business. Then Andy develops a new move on his inversion table that leaves O&rsquo;Neill speechless. Andy then receives an unbelievable pat on the back from his wife. O&rsquo;Neill thinks Andy can never become a &ldquo;regular guy&rdquo; again after all his ridiculous antics.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s more Dave Ramsey Only Fans advice from callers.

Slop Quest 120 Chop Chop 

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! Ryan destroys his body skiing while Andy destroys his body with sword practice. There’s a little Epstein talk while a drone hovers outside the window and Ryan fantasizes about the government bursting into his apartment to attack him. Ryan does a “deep dive” on microchips and concludes they are all fake. This enrages Andy who insists that the philosophy of “I don’t understand something so it’s fake” is not a valid scientific point of view. Andy thinks Ryan’s solo ski trios are Dark Aging his brain. Then Andy finally eats sushi again and Ryan thinks he has worms. Then Ryan fantasizes about Andy going to Norway and being dressed up as a little boy.  Then Ryan wants Andy to come to his stand up show so he can do crowd work with him. Andy threatens to sneak a bullhorn into his comedy show and heckle him. Then they talk about how to survive a post nut bj. Ryan gets his gas card declined and thinks he uncovered a vast conspiracy. Then Andy finds some good AIO Reddit threads where people tell a woman to divorce her husband because he didn’t like a character on a reality housewives show.

Full episodes and much more at Patreon.com/slopquest
 Comedian Ryan O&rsquo;Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! Ryan destroys his body skiing while Andy destroys his body with sword practice. There&rsquo;s a little Epstein talk while a drone hovers outside the window and Ryan fantasizes about the government bursting into his apartment to attack him. Ryan does a &ldquo;deep dive&rdquo; on microchips and concludes they are all fake. This enrages Andy who insists that the philosophy of &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t understand something so it&rsquo;s fake&rdquo; is not a valid scientific point of view. Andy thinks Ryan&rsquo;s solo ski trios are Dark Aging his brain. Then Andy finally eats sushi again and Ryan thinks he has worms. Then Ryan fantasizes about Andy going to Norway and being dressed up as a little boy.&nbsp; Then Ryan wants Andy to come to his stand up show so he can do crowd work with him. Andy threatens to sneak a bullhorn into his comedy show and heckle him. Then they talk about how to survive a post nut bj. Ryan gets his gas card declined and thinks he uncovered a vast conspiracy. Then Andy finds some good AIO Reddit threads where people tell a woman to divorce her husband because he didn&rsquo;t like a character on a reality housewives show.

Slop Quest 119 Ski Knees 

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! Ryan talks about how the real small businessmen are drug dealers. Then Andy talks about the Alkaline water scam and scares himself into backtracking everything. Andy goes tubing in Big Bear and claims it’s even better than skiing but SOMEBODY disagrees.  Andy and Ryan try to rehabilitate the cigarette industry. Ryan floats the idea of running for president based solely on revitalizing the American fireworks industry. Andy finds a subreddit where idiots are posting mall katanas and asking his valuable they are. Then Ryan accuses Andy of having “treatment resistant swordplay”. Andy runs out of people to talk about swords with and resorts to keeping a diary of his swordplay gainz. This infuriates O’Neill. Then O’Neill gets roasted by a listener in one of the funniest ways possible. O’Neill insists he is a very supportive friend and is very motivated to build Andy up. Then Andy has to negotiate taking a shit at O’Neill’s apartment. Then Andy cajoles O’Neill into going on Comics Unleashed and doing his 5’9 bit.

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest
Comedian Ryan O&rsquo;Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! Ryan talks about how the real small businessmen are drug dealers. Then Andy talks about the Alkaline water scam and scares himself into backtracking everything. Andy goes tubing in Big Bear and claims it&rsquo;s even better than skiing but SOMEBODY disagrees.&nbsp; Andy and Ryan try to rehabilitate the cigarette industry. Ryan floats the idea of running for president based solely on revitalizing the American fireworks industry. Andy finds a subreddit where idiots are posting mall katanas and asking his valuable they are. Then Ryan accuses Andy of having &ldquo;treatment resistant swordplay&rdquo;. Andy runs out of people to talk about swords with and resorts to keeping a diary of his swordplay gainz. This infuriates O&rsquo;Neill. Then O&rsquo;Neill gets roasted by a listener in one of the funniest ways possible. O&rsquo;Neill insists he is a very supportive friend and is very motivated to build Andy up. Then Andy has to negotiate taking a shit at O&rsquo;Neill&rsquo;s apartment. Then Andy cajoles O&rsquo;Neill into going on Comics Unleashed and doing his 5&rsquo;9 bit.

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