Slop Quest 144 Jerry’s Funeral

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan and Andy address some good and bad comments. Andy hears from an old Beach Cops host and it’s actually pretty nice. An episode of Slop Quest comes on Andy’s car stereo at a bad time. Ryan suggests more baby doll chicanery and Andy …

Slop Quest 143 Feels Good

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest The show starts  with some handsome boy talk and Andy is nervous that Ryan has norovirus but Ryan insists it’s just food poisoning. The boys debate Diarhea vs puking and the social stigmas associated with each one. Ryan finds a hospita…

Slop Quest 142 Shamilton Billionaire Beef

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Andy realizes he’s about to be friends with a lot more furries. Ryan talks about how difficult it is for him to be attracted to women in giant costumes with a butt flap. Then Ryan proposes a WW2 musical that Andy finds dubious at best.…

Slop Quest 141 Sweet Berries

 Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Andy remembers an old racy flyer he wanted to make for his old sketch troupe. Ryan has a bone to pic with French authors and doesn’t hold back. Ryan won’t even fist bump anymore and Andy filters out a related term on social media so h…

Slop Quest 140 Dream Echoes

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Andy has super stupid dream about echoes inspired by late night Slop Quest listening. Then they skewer the business of “dream interpretation”. This leads to Ryan revealing his insane dreams about Al Pacino having big boobs. Andy gets k…

Slop Quest 139 Fire in My Hole

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan insist his brain is mush because he left a spoon in the blender for five minutes. Andy comes to terms with his subconscious chaos creation. Ryan fantasizes about being a vampire while they fight over who’s classier. Ryan is glad h…

Slop Quest 138 Unmasked

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Andy can’t get sleep and Ryan berates him for his life decisions. Then he shows Ryan a video of a dude in a mask on Fox News and they pop their tin foil hats on to try and figure it. Ryan praises Andy’s lifestyle of painting comical 3-…

137 Working Hard For The Money

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Andy gets a giant bruise on his bicep from hema. Then Ryan roasts him for sparring at a basketball court. Andy reveals that he sword fights with a Zynn in his mouth which gets properly attacked. The boys talk about the American elderly…

Slop Quest 136 Burning Calories

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest   Ryan deletes another melody from Andy’s brain. The boys use the cost of pizza as a an economic barometer. They lament the cost of food trucks especially compared to brick and mortar restaurants. Then Ryan pitches the idea of a food …

Slop Quest 135 Acquired Savant

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest A listener writes in that “O’Neill is always right” and it’s true. Then Ryan explains Elon’s trip to China. The boys then break down how little it would take them to to get “f- you” money. The boys come up with an idea for a house with…