FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest 

Originally recorded on 12.03.24

Ryan shuts down Andy’s Rowdy Uncle Ronnie’s Rude and Raunchy Christmas. Then he rips apart Andy’s new breath strip and insists he begin nose workouts. A concerned fan reaches out about Ryan’s violent behavior and it gets spooky and funny. Then they cover the history of Presidential Pardons. After that they uncover an amazing social media scandal that involves one of Aaron’s favorite accounts!

FULL EP HERE: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/slopquest">https://www.patreon.com/slopquest</a>&nbsp;
Originally recorded on 12.03.24
Ryan shuts down Andy&rsquo;s Rowdy Uncle Ronnie&rsquo;s Rude and Raunchy Christmas. Then he rips apart Andy&rsquo;s new breath strip and insists he begin nose workouts. A concerned fan reaches out about Ryan&rsquo;s violent behavior and it gets spooky and funny. Then they cover the history of Presidential Pardons. After that they uncover an amazing social media scandal that involves one of Aaron&rsquo;s favorite accounts!

Welcome to Slop Quest! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz. Hosted by Ryan O'Neill and Andrew DeWitt.

Welcome to Slop Quest! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz. Hosted by Ryan O'Neill and Andrew DeWitt.

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Welcome to Beach Cops! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz.

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Slop Quest 58: Stupid Passwords

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O’Neill has a concussion and Andy smells blood in the water and goes nuts on O’Neill. Then he reveals that the concussion has given him impression powers. There’s some Princess and The Pee talk, Pocket Watch hypnosis, and performing stand up concussed. Then White Lotus breaks the R word taboo. Andy tells O’Neill about Jimmy Carter and the “prison planet” conspiracy and O’Neill converts to Gnostic Christianity. They reminisce about trashy ladies with Tweetie Bird tattoos. Then Andy and Ryan come up with a game plan for having to sit next to a dead guy on a plane. Ryan tries to hypnotize Andy with a dangling finger. A rich guy blows his penis out with enlargement surgery. Then O’Neill sings the praises of David LoPan . Then he humble brags about a woman attacking him in his sleep. Andy criticizes O’Neill’s impression of his own voice which he considers “performativly sexy”.   Then they talk about a fair price for crimes. A cab driver tries to bang Andy’s ex girlfriend and left hilarious messages. Then Andy plays a heart warming story of a pastor beating up a kid for “playing games with God”.

Full episodes at Patreon.com/slopquest
 O&rsquo;Neill has a concussion and Andy smells blood in the water and goes nuts on O&rsquo;Neill. Then he reveals that the concussion has given him impression powers. There&rsquo;s some Princess and The Pee talk, Pocket Watch hypnosis, and performing stand up concussed. Then White Lotus breaks the R word taboo. Andy tells O&rsquo;Neill about Jimmy Carter and the &ldquo;prison planet&rdquo; conspiracy and O&rsquo;Neill converts to Gnostic Christianity. They reminisce about trashy ladies with Tweetie Bird tattoos. Then Andy and Ryan come up with a game plan for having to sit next to a dead guy on a plane. Ryan tries to hypnotize Andy with a dangling finger. A rich guy blows his penis out with enlargement surgery. Then O&rsquo;Neill sings the praises of David LoPan . Then he humble brags about a woman attacking him in his sleep. Andy criticizes O&rsquo;Neill&rsquo;s impression of his own voice which he considers &ldquo;performativly sexy&rdquo;. &nbsp; Then they talk about a fair price for crimes. A cab driver tries to bang Andy&rsquo;s ex girlfriend and left hilarious messages. Then Andy plays a heart warming story of a pastor beating up a kid for &ldquo;playing games with God&rdquo;.

Slop Quest 71 Concussion (2)

Originally recorded 3.03.2025

The boys talk about about an Action News chopper that only looks for breaking adult entertainment. Andy doesn’t like reality and he’s completely comfortable about it. Then he uses gnomes from The Dollar Store and uses it as a way derail bedtime. Ryan and Andy talk about how cool they are about cuss words and then Ryan feels old at a softball game. Then they talk about raising the age of consent to 25 to get rid of all creepers. Then they talk about comedy that doesn’t hold up anymore and the seriousness of male depression. O’Neill remembers back when he used a soundboard to prank call Andy during the Boner City USA days. Then they get a mental diagnosis from a science guy. Then Andy finds the Redditor who thought he liked doody stuff and found out…that he didn’t.

Originally recorded 3.03.2025
The boys talk about about an Action News chopper that only looks for breaking adult entertainment. Andy doesn&rsquo;t like reality and he&rsquo;s completely comfortable about it. Then he uses gnomes from The Dollar Store and uses it as a way derail bedtime. Ryan and Andy talk about how cool they are about cuss words and then Ryan feels old at a softball game. Then they talk about raising the age of consent to 25 to get rid of all creepers. Then they talk about comedy that doesn&rsquo;t hold up anymore and the seriousness of male depression. O&rsquo;Neill remembers back when he used a soundboard to prank call Andy during the Boner City USA days. Then they get a mental diagnosis from a science guy. Then Andy finds the Redditor who thought he liked doody stuff and found out&hellip;that he didn&rsquo;t.

Slop Quest 70 Action F* News 

Andy has a new hit theme song. O’Neill wants two apartments, one for sex, or maybe just two mattresses or maybe just a sex shack. Hooters goes tits up on the business angle. Andy has a dream that someone steal’s O’Neill new stand up bit. Then Ryan does stand up at a restaurant and watches a guy bomb harder than he’s ever seen before. Then Andy watches a man have all his comedy dreams fall apart in real time. Then they talk about hilarious Titanic improv scenes. O’Neill tries to plan the ultimate self defense jacket and there’s some talk of a second pot cast. Then they rip on billionaires for a bit. Andy and Ryan decide to review the Bible and Ryan tries to tell Andy what he would be in the 1950’s. Then they write a new redpill post voiced by Siri and it’s great.

Andy has a new hit theme song. O&rsquo;Neill wants two apartments, one for sex, or maybe just two mattresses or maybe just a sex shack. Hooters goes tits up on the business angle. Andy has a dream that someone steal&rsquo;s O&rsquo;Neill new stand up bit. Then Ryan does stand up at a restaurant and watches a guy bomb harder than he&rsquo;s ever seen before. Then Andy watches a man have all his comedy dreams fall apart in real time. Then they talk about hilarious Titanic improv scenes. O&rsquo;Neill tries to plan the ultimate self defense jacket and there&rsquo;s some talk of a second pot cast. Then they rip on billionaires for a bit. Andy and Ryan decide to review the Bible and Ryan tries to tell Andy what he would be in the 1950&rsquo;s. Then they write a new redpill post voiced by Siri and it&rsquo;s great.

Slop Quest 58: Stupid Passwords

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