Slop quest 155 Breatherians

 Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest The boys talk about how Ai accounts are stealing comedy bits and weight lifting/martial arts bits. Andy has a bone to pick with Ai porn and its inability to accurately depict human anatomy. Then they talk about the ramifications of be…

Slop Quest 154 Hand Foot & Fun!

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan gets sick as hell off hand, foot and mouth disease and Andy gets paranoid. Ryan has a rude awakening after a guy takes dump at the airport and then he gets stuck on the plane. The boys find out that India is bidding to host the Ol…

Slop Quest 153 Valdictfartian

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan sarcastically tries to gas up Andy at the start of the show then Ryan pretends to have received several  phoney commissions. Ryan is mad that people hate on Sidney Sweeney then asserts that bodies are e-signed primarily for sex. R…

Slop Quest 151 Fart Deer

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest It’s sweaty as hell in the studio and the boys are struggling. Ryan farts in front of a deer and it judges the fuck out of him. The boys speculate about the new Elizabeth Homes documentary. This leads them to break down sociopaths with…

Slop Quest 152 Batman Dog Doodie

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest   Ryan tries to derail the intro completely and Andy is not having it. Andy shows up on time and Ryan roasts him for it and suggests that Andy should do hard drugs in his car before the show. Ryan is addicted to Spin Drifts and is wor…

Slop Quest 150 Grand Canyon

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Andy has a dream that Ryan got his wife to marry him by taking D pics at the Grand Canyon. Ryan laments the loss of school busses while Andy has a rough morning taking his kid to school. Andy gets hit with a broom by his bus driver and…

Slop quest 149 Low Level Crazies

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan gets accosted by a lady hell bent on celebrity love. Then they rip on dues and ladies publicly hitting on people in replies on social media and the total lack of personal accountability by insane people. Andy and Ryan talk about h…

Slop Quest 148 Butt Spit Take

  Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Andy starts eating eggs when he runs out of tofu and quickly realizes his stomach can no longer process it. Ryan muses on pumping meat sauce down his bathroom sink and wiping with aluminum foil. Andy figures out why tits are growing…

Slop Quest 147 Legal Debate

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest The boys open the show with impressions of Sean Connery being racist. This leads to garrison Keillor impressions. There’s some medi-evac talk. Then they talk about how bad they would both be as spies. Then they talk about why fighter p…

Slop Quest 146 Delta Hate

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest The boys talk about the absurd Texas crack down on Delta -8 THC then Andy worries about Ryan being a bad boy. Ryan insists that street fighting is the dumbest idea. Andy figures out a way to charm his way out of crime. Andy reveals the…