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Welcome to Slop Quest! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz. Hosted by Ryan O'Neill and Andrew DeWitt.

Welcome to Slop Quest! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz. Hosted by Ryan O'Neill and Andrew DeWitt.

Slop Quest

Welcome to Beach Cops! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz.

Welcome to Beach Cops! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz.

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Slop Quest 65: Pirate Economy

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Andrew claims to have “fighter’s arthritis” and O’Neill will not let this slide. There’s some classic dog piling from O’Neill that will delight old BCUSA fans. Andrew is sick of taking dumps and wants to invent a dump teleporter. Andy thinks we was “born” to be a sword fighter which elicits tears of laughter from O’Neill. Intense mockery abounds. YouTube screws over the stream again and Andy panics . Andy and Ryan are vindicated again with their predictions that the government would distract people from “the files” by talking about aliens. Then they argue about whether or not Elizabeth Holmes is hot and they create a “Rain Man” Barbie Doll. Then comic creator , Winston Gambro, posts the boy’s joke screenplay “Michael’s By The Sea” on Reddit asking for screenplay advice and the results are fantastic. The boys find a rapper who sounds just like O’Neill. Andy gets put in Instagram prison for a meme then forces O’Neill to freestyle rap. O’Neill then gives his best life advice “all businesses are scams and make sure to eat beans.”.

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Andrew claims to have &ldquo;fighter&rsquo;s arthritis&rdquo; and O&rsquo;Neill will not let this slide. There&rsquo;s some classic dog piling from O&rsquo;Neill that will delight old BCUSA fans. Andrew is sick of taking dumps and wants to invent a dump teleporter. Andy thinks we was &ldquo;born&rdquo; to be a sword fighter which elicits tears of laughter from O&rsquo;Neill. Intense mockery abounds. YouTube screws over the stream again and Andy panics . Andy and Ryan are vindicated again with their predictions that the government would distract people from &ldquo;the files&rdquo; by talking about aliens. Then they argue about whether or not Elizabeth Holmes is hot and they create a &ldquo;Rain Man&rdquo; Barbie Doll. Then comic creator , Winston Gambro, posts the boy&rsquo;s joke screenplay &ldquo;Michael&rsquo;s By The Sea&rdquo; on Reddit asking for screenplay advice and the results are fantastic. The boys find a rapper who sounds just like O&rsquo;Neill. Andy gets put in Instagram prison for a meme then forces O&rsquo;Neill to freestyle rap. O&rsquo;Neill then gives his best life advice &ldquo;all businesses are scams and make sure to eat beans.&rdquo;.

Slop Quest 122 Screenplay Advice 

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Ryan is worried that Andy is on drugs again and is overstimulated by his preshow antics. Andy brings in a physical therapy device and annoys O’Neill with it.  There’s some erudite discussion on the California water system. Ryan listens to celebrity podcasts and takes issue with their quality. Then he talks about the commeritive Porsche 911 for 911 that features Twin Towers headlights. Then he gets angry that people celebrate centennials. Then Andy and Ryan finally understand why women “pick the bear”. Andy’s arm spasm causes him to hit O’Neill with a family heirloom and it causes lots of regret. There’s some German music talk where they question why there’s not more of it. Then Andy wants to make a rap album starring O’Neill. then we freestyles under a beat and everyone loves it.  Then O’Neill tries and fails to read listener comments. It all ends with a classic Andy pantless dance.

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Ryan is worried that Andy is on drugs again and is overstimulated by his preshow antics. Andy brings in a physical therapy device and annoys O&rsquo;Neill with it.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s some erudite discussion on the California water system. Ryan listens to celebrity podcasts and takes issue with their quality. Then he talks about the commeritive Porsche 911 for 911 that features Twin Towers headlights. Then he gets angry that people celebrate centennials. Then Andy and Ryan finally understand why women &ldquo;pick the bear&rdquo;. Andy&rsquo;s arm spasm causes him to hit O&rsquo;Neill with a family heirloom and it causes lots of regret. There&rsquo;s some German music talk where they question why there&rsquo;s not more of it. Then Andy wants to make a rap album starring O&rsquo;Neill. then we freestyles under a beat and everyone loves it.&nbsp; Then O&rsquo;Neill tries and fails to read listener comments. It all ends with a classic Andy pantless dance.

Slop quest 121 Breaking Stuff

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! On this episode of Slop Quest Ryan doesn’t believe Andy about where the phrases “Chop Chop” and “Long time no see”. Then they brainstorm ways to sell Americans on high speed rails. Andy tries to convince O’Neill to show him his patented mole removal technique but O’Neill fears teaching him would be too homoerotic. YouTube takes a dump on their stream as soon as they bring up anything controversial. Then Ryan tries to gas up Andy on his driving skills but Andy doesn’t believe him. This leads them to talk about how movies have people “dig deep” in order to perform better but how that never happens. Then Ryan can’t let go of his “fondue” character and repeats lines he comes up with about fondue to himself the entire time he’s skiing. O’Neill realizes that he’s not sociopathic enough to become a huge sensation in show business. Then Andy develops a new move on his inversion table that leaves O’Neill speechless. Andy then receives an unbelievable pat on the back from his wife. O’Neill thinks Andy can never become a “regular guy” again after all his ridiculous antics.  There’s more Dave Ramsey Only Fans advice from callers.

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest
Comedian Ryan O&rsquo;Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! On this episode of Slop Quest Ryan doesn&rsquo;t believe Andy about where the phrases &ldquo;Chop Chop&rdquo; and &ldquo;Long time no see&rdquo;. Then they brainstorm ways to sell Americans on high speed rails. Andy tries to convince O&rsquo;Neill to show him his patented mole removal technique but O&rsquo;Neill fears teaching him would be too homoerotic. YouTube takes a dump on their stream as soon as they bring up anything controversial. Then Ryan tries to gas up Andy on his driving skills but Andy doesn&rsquo;t believe him. This leads them to talk about how movies have people &ldquo;dig deep&rdquo; in order to perform better but how that never happens. Then Ryan can&rsquo;t let go of his &ldquo;fondue&rdquo; character and repeats lines he comes up with about fondue to himself the entire time he&rsquo;s skiing. O&rsquo;Neill realizes that he&rsquo;s not sociopathic enough to become a huge sensation in show business. Then Andy develops a new move on his inversion table that leaves O&rsquo;Neill speechless. Andy then receives an unbelievable pat on the back from his wife. O&rsquo;Neill thinks Andy can never become a &ldquo;regular guy&rdquo; again after all his ridiculous antics.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s more Dave Ramsey Only Fans advice from callers.

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