FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest The show opens with Ryan chastising Andy for being distracted, then shows him a spider bite that hasn’t healed and may be giving him powers. Then Ryan contemplates performing self surgery to open his spider wound and see what’s inside. Then Ryan has an idea to help people that Andy find extremely questionable. The boys then break down Bill Gates’ insane insistence that  he be allowed to keep hanging out with Epstein. Andy finds a family that gets poisoned by AI. Then Andy takes the lion’s share of an emotional damages court finding over O’Neill’s death then he stumps Ryan with a Shakespeare quote. There’s some race car belt talk that leads to belt business ideas. Ryan tries to do a dental cleaning on Andy with no gloves. Then they talk about how to keep tricking their wives into finding them attractive.  And finally, Big Earl misses the Big Game.