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The boys talk about how Ai accounts are stealing comedy bits and weight lifting/martial arts bits. Andy has a bone to pick with Ai porn and its inability to accurately depict human anatomy. Then they talk about the ramifications of being able to turn off your sperm. Billy Joel gets concussions from playing concerts and Ryan is not having it.  Then they talk about their homies who’ve been on SNL. Ryan recounts stories of Holtzman performing at Madison Square Garden and he gives Ryan a lamented Bible verse. Ryan tests out his new Bible material. A female listener reaches out to Andy to say how upset she is that her husband won’t let her “hold it while he pees”. Ryan wants to know how Rip Torn continued to get work and doesn’t want to normalize pregnancy in your 50’s. Andy drops some “breatharian scams” on a  delighted Ryan. The boys talk about the insanity of the 911 shows. Ryan falls for “police car auction” scams. Andy talks about how Satanic Panic affected school mascots. This leads to a rebranding of school mascots with brain rot icons. Then they talk about non-profits that smuggle albinos to safety. The boys then discuss the impracticality of the flying Tesla. It’s good fun!