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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! On this episode of Slop Quest Ryan doesn’t believe Andy about where the phrases “Chop Chop” and “Long time no see”. Then they brainstorm ways to sell Americans on high speed rails. Andy tries to convince O’Neill to show him his patented mole removal technique but O’Neill fears teaching him would be too homoerotic. YouTube takes a dump on their stream as soon as they bring up anything controversial. Then Ryan tries to gas up Andy on his driving skills but Andy doesn’t believe him. This leads them to talk about how movies have people “dig deep” in order to perform better but how that never happens. Then Ryan can’t let go of his “fondue” character and repeats lines he comes up with about fondue to himself the entire time he’s skiing. O’Neill realizes that he’s not sociopathic enough to become a huge sensation in show business. Then Andy develops a new move on his inversion table that leaves O’Neill speechless. Andy then receives an unbelievable pat on the back from his wife. O’Neill thinks Andy can never become a “regular guy” again after all his ridiculous antics.  There’s more Dave Ramsey Only Fans advice from callers.