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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This episode Ryan loses his voice at the same time as Andy. Ryan for mysterious reasons and Andy because of a massive onion based GERD attack. Andy has to paint a commission of Godzilla with boobs and a dong. Then they pitch the GERD National Championship where Andy faces off against Steve Ranazizi. Andy keeps getting slapped awake by the corner of his fitted sheet around 2 am every night. Then they come up with a plan to stop men from taking dick pics on the toilet with a new invention. Then Andy tries to whisper sweet nothings into his wife’s ear while he’s gerding. Then they pitch a History Chanel show “Decoding The Past: With Ryan O’Neill”. Andy gets sent to Fat Space Camp. Then Andy’s mom laments buying him a Starter Jacket.