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On this episode, Danish and O’Neill try to give the Bushman a proper eulogy, but they just roast him to Andrew‘s horror. (It’s what he would have wanted!) And, O’Neill meets the ultimate Scrooge Karen at a grocery store. There's much more on the Patreon side, so check it out if you haven't already!

To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops
On this episode, Danish and O’Neill try to give the Bushman a proper eulogy, but they just roast him to Andrew‘s horror. (It’s what he would have wanted!) And, O’Neill meets the ultimate Scrooge Karen at a grocery store. There's much more on the Patreon side, so check it out if you haven't already!

Welcome to Slop Quest! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz. Hosted by Ryan O'Neill and Andrew DeWitt.

Welcome to Slop Quest! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz. Hosted by Ryan O'Neill and Andrew DeWitt.

Slop Quest

Welcome to Beach Cops! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz.

Welcome to Beach Cops! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz.

Beach Cops

Episode 177: Bushman's Eulogy and Dark Andy

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Andy and Ryan create a new musical theater sensation based on real life events: Tree Well, The Musical. The fantastic musical incorporates the amazing staging techniques of “Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark” and unbelievable improvisational performances by cellphone calls from his comedy friends. Then they float the idea of getting James Cameron to spend a billion and a half dollars on the film adaptation. Then Andy gets advice from people who don’t live in Los Angeles on how to cold approach a celebrity to get his career off the ground. Ryan tries to get Andy to become a corpse sniffing dog but human. Then Google AI gives the boys the feeblest rundown on other cultures’ practices to the point we don’t think google actually did any of its homework. This gets even more unhinged when they ask for a report on American culture especially when it gets to Southern culture. Then they lambast a new redpill married loser dude.

&nbsp;Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest
Andy and Ryan create a new musical theater sensation based on real life events: Tree Well, The Musical. The fantastic musical incorporates the amazing staging techniques of &ldquo;Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark&rdquo; and unbelievable improvisational performances by cellphone calls from his comedy friends. Then they float the idea of getting James Cameron to spend a billion and a half dollars on the film adaptation. Then Andy gets advice from people who don&rsquo;t live in Los Angeles on how to cold approach a celebrity to get his career off the ground. Ryan tries to get Andy to become a corpse sniffing dog but human. Then Google AI gives the boys the feeblest rundown on other cultures&rsquo; practices to the point we don&rsquo;t think google actually did any of its homework. This gets even more unhinged when they ask for a report on American culture especially when it gets to Southern culture. Then they lambast a new redpill married loser dude.

Slop Quest 124 Tree Well The Musical 

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Andy tries to implement Ryan’s “Don’t Worry Be Happy” approach to life. Then the boys talk about the “Fatties of History” as well as implementing “Fat History Month”. There’s some discussion on male hygiene then they move on to Conan O’Brien conspiracy theories. Then they talk about how Earl Skakel was robbed of a late night hosting gig. Then they talk about using stem cells for penis enlargement. This leads to some amazing business ideas. Then Andy expresses his dark thoughts to his old school Chicago PCP.  Then they talk about the efficacy of paper on doctor tables. Andy has an unsubstantiated conspiracy theory about a cast member of The Office. Then Andy finds out about the “tiny people mushroom hallucinations “ and it blows Ryan’s mind. Then Andy has to poop in a paper hat at the doctors office and has the dump of a lifetime. Then Ryan makes Andy dry heave with a new cpr technique. Then the boys find an article about how it’s abusive to open up to your girlfriend.

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest
Andy tries to implement Ryan&rsquo;s &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t Worry Be Happy&rdquo; approach to life. Then the boys talk about the &ldquo;Fatties of History&rdquo; as well as implementing &ldquo;Fat History Month&rdquo;. There&rsquo;s some discussion on male hygiene then they move on to Conan O&rsquo;Brien conspiracy theories. Then they talk about how Earl Skakel was robbed of a late night hosting gig. Then they talk about using stem cells for penis enlargement. This leads to some amazing business ideas. Then Andy expresses his dark thoughts to his old school Chicago PCP.&nbsp; Then they talk about the efficacy of paper on doctor tables. Andy has an unsubstantiated conspiracy theory about a cast member of The Office. Then Andy finds out about the &ldquo;tiny people mushroom hallucinations &ldquo; and it blows Ryan&rsquo;s mind. Then Andy has to poop in a paper hat at the doctors office and has the dump of a lifetime. Then Ryan makes Andy dry heave with a new cpr technique. Then the boys find an article about how it&rsquo;s abusive to open up to your girlfriend.

Slop Quest 123 Fat History Month

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Andrew claims to have “fighter’s arthritis” and O’Neill will not let this slide. There’s some classic dog piling from O’Neill that will delight old BCUSA fans. Andrew is sick of taking dumps and wants to invent a dump teleporter. Andy thinks we was “born” to be a sword fighter which elicits tears of laughter from O’Neill. Intense mockery abounds. YouTube screws over the stream again and Andy panics . Andy and Ryan are vindicated again with their predictions that the government would distract people from “the files” by talking about aliens. Then they argue about whether or not Elizabeth Holmes is hot and they create a “Rain Man” Barbie Doll. Then comic creator , Winston Gambro, posts the boy’s joke screenplay “Michael’s By The Sea” on Reddit asking for screenplay advice and the results are fantastic. The boys find a rapper who sounds just like O’Neill. Andy gets put in Instagram prison for a meme then forces O’Neill to freestyle rap. O’Neill then gives his best life advice “all businesses are scams and make sure to eat beans.”.

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest
Andrew claims to have &ldquo;fighter&rsquo;s arthritis&rdquo; and O&rsquo;Neill will not let this slide. There&rsquo;s some classic dog piling from O&rsquo;Neill that will delight old BCUSA fans. Andrew is sick of taking dumps and wants to invent a dump teleporter. Andy thinks we was &ldquo;born&rdquo; to be a sword fighter which elicits tears of laughter from O&rsquo;Neill. Intense mockery abounds. YouTube screws over the stream again and Andy panics . Andy and Ryan are vindicated again with their predictions that the government would distract people from &ldquo;the files&rdquo; by talking about aliens. Then they argue about whether or not Elizabeth Holmes is hot and they create a &ldquo;Rain Man&rdquo; Barbie Doll. Then comic creator , Winston Gambro, posts the boy&rsquo;s joke screenplay &ldquo;Michael&rsquo;s By The Sea&rdquo; on Reddit asking for screenplay advice and the results are fantastic. The boys find a rapper who sounds just like O&rsquo;Neill. Andy gets put in Instagram prison for a meme then forces O&rsquo;Neill to freestyle rap. O&rsquo;Neill then gives his best life advice &ldquo;all businesses are scams and make sure to eat beans.&rdquo;.

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