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I despise reality checks. You can't cast them at the bank.
I hired two guys to stand in my living room and hold up my drapes. Their names are curtain Rod.
My prosthetic arm was stolen, but the police found it at the second hand shop.
Which NBA team has the lowest payroll Milwaukee? They only pay fifteen bucks.
Why didn't Luke Skywalker get married and have kids like his father? He was looking for love and alder On places.
What has ears but never listens a cornfield.
Relationships are like algebra. Sometimes I'll look at the X and wonder why.
I thought I was her number one guy, but she treated me like crap. Turns out I was a solid number two.
How many Thomas Alva Edison's does it take to change a light bulb? Just one? But it might take ten thousand and one bulbs to get it right.
How are husbands like wine? They take years and years and years to mature.
Why didn't the titty bear eat dessert? It was already stuffed? More Dad humor waits right after this short break.
Hickory Dickery Doc the mice ran up the clock, The clock struck one, and the rest escaped with minor injuries.
Don't sit under cows unless you want a pat on the head.
I'm a quality inspector at a mirror factory. They just offered me a promotion into a more customer facing role, but I turned it down. Dot I couldn't see myself in that position.
Which number used all the tissues? A two?
How do spiders search stuff on the internet a web browser?
I just finished a documentary about South American. It was ribbiting.
Ask Mom if I was handsome. She said, I should work in showbiz since I have a perfect face for the radio. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Keep listening until the end of the episode for a bonus joke. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and why please share these jokes with your family and friends today.
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