Why are there no knock mac jokes about America? Because freedom rings?

Why are there no knock mac jokes about America? Because freedom rings?

What do you call a German prisoner of war who lost his arms in an accident that emigrated to America for freedom? Hans Freeman.

What do you call a German prisoner of war who lost his arms in an accident that emigrated to America for freedom? Hans Freeman.

The color red, white, and blue represents freedom until it's flashing in the back of your car.

The color red, white, and blue represents freedom until it's flashing in the back of your car.

Due to inflation. We regret to inform you that there is no freedom of speech anymore. You now have to give your two cents.

Due to inflation. We regret to inform you that there is no freedom of speech anymore. You now have to give your two cents.

The deed of a prisoner's freedom should be called a period, because it's the end of their sentence.

The deed of a prisoner's freedom should be called a period, because it's the end of their sentence.

What did the World War Two French freedom fighter do in the bathroom? The Pista resistance.

What did the World War Two French freedom fighter do in the bathroom? The Pista resistance.

My town tried to outlaw Panini sandwiches, but the courts said they couldn't. In America, we have freedom of the press.

My town tried to outlaw Panini sandwiches, but the courts said they couldn't. In America, we have freedom of the press.

Wrinklely clothing is a major problem in some parts of the world. That's what happens when you don't allow freedom of the press.

Wrinklely clothing is a major problem in some parts of the world. That's what happens when you don't allow freedom of the press.

What do you call all the rid, white and blue stuff you hang around your house for the Fourth of July the decorations of Independence.

What do you call all the rid, white and blue stuff you hang around your house for the Fourth of July the decorations of Independence.

I went to an orchard and put a peach in the freezer. When they wanted to call the cops, I told them it was my constitutional right. The First Amendment gives me the freedom to freeze peach.

I went to an orchard and put a peach in the freezer. When they wanted to call the cops, I told them it was my constitutional right. The First Amendment gives me the freedom to freeze peach.

Did you year about the tourists who was disappointed upon seeing the Liberty Bill? They felt it wasn't all it was cracked up to be.

Did you year about the tourists who was disappointed upon seeing the Liberty Bill? They felt it wasn't all it was cracked up to be.

Not only is Mario a hero of mushroom Kingdom, but a civil liberties campaigner for all of mankind. At the end of the game, what selfless act of heroism does he enact? Free speech?

Not only is Mario a hero of mushroom Kingdom, but a civil liberties campaigner for all of mankind. At the end of the game, what selfless act of heroism does he enact? Free speech?

More groans coming upright after this swift interlude. Tourists are flocking to the Statue of Liberty after they covered it in camouflage knitting. I can't see the attraction myself.

More groans coming upright after this swift interlude. Tourists are flocking to the Statue of Liberty after they covered it in camouflage knitting. I can't see the attraction myself.

Why didn't the sons of Liberty have a secret knock because freedom rings?

Why didn't the sons of Liberty have a secret knock because freedom rings?

Why did France send such a large and heavy version of the Statue of Liberty to the USA because it violated their statue of limitations?

Why did France send such a large and heavy version of the Statue of Liberty to the USA because it violated their statue of limitations?

Do you know what? The people who crack the Liberty bell deserve a no Bell Peace Prize.

Do you know what? The people who crack the Liberty bell deserve a no Bell Peace Prize.

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor because she can't lay down?

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor because she can't lay down?

I told my dad I was disappointed that the woman who tried to scale the Statue of Liberty only made it to the feet, he said, you call that a climbing defeat.

I told my dad I was disappointed that the woman who tried to scale the Statue of Liberty only made it to the feet, he said, you call that a climbing defeat.

Where did they sign the declaration of independence at the bottom?

Where did they sign the declaration of independence at the bottom?

Why didn't the United States have a president named Joseph until it was almost two hundred and fifty after the declaration of independence? It was Biden? It's time.

Why didn't the United States have a president named Joseph until it was almost two hundred and fifty after the declaration of independence? It was Biden? It's time.

What's the first sentence on the Nintendo Declaration of Independence? We the people?

What's the first sentence on the Nintendo Declaration of Independence? We the people?

What did the utensils celebrate on Independence Day? The fourth of July?

What did the utensils celebrate on Independence Day? The fourth of July?

What did Slovakia see when they gained independence? Check you leader?

What did Slovakia see when they gained independence? Check you leader?

Apparently the Declaration of Independence also contained instructions to refrain from beating eggs in the independence hall. That's why it's always sunny in Philadelphia.

Apparently the Declaration of Independence also contained instructions to refrain from beating eggs in the independence hall. That's why it's always sunny in Philadelphia.

What happens when a cell steals the Declaration of independence? Nucleus cage?

What happens when a cell steals the Declaration of independence? Nucleus cage?

What's the difference betwe ueen a democracy and feudalism? In a democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

What's the difference betwe ueen a democracy and feudalism? In a democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

Hey dad, how many syllables are there in democracy? I'm not sure. Let's take a vote.

Hey dad, how many syllables are there in democracy? I'm not sure. Let's take a vote.

Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

They aren't making rulers any longer. In a democracy, we elect them. I'm bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. And that's the freedom loving dad Jokes for Freedom Dead. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and why so.

They aren't making rulers any longer. In a democracy, we elect them. I'm bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. And that's the freedom loving dad Jokes for Freedom Dead. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and why so.

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