What do you call a teacher who never farts in public a private tutor?

What do you call a teacher who never farts in public a private tutor?

How does a welsh Man find sheep and long grass irresistible?

How does a welsh Man find sheep and long grass irresistible?

I texted my doctor that my blood is type A, but it was a TYPEO.

I texted my doctor that my blood is type A, but it was a TYPEO.

I weigh one hundred and seventy five with my glasses on. I have no idea how much I weigh with my glasses off.

I weigh one hundred and seventy five with my glasses on. I have no idea how much I weigh with my glasses off.

I accidentally swallowed food coloring. The doctor said, I'll be fine, but I feel like I've died a little inside.

I accidentally swallowed food coloring. The doctor said, I'll be fine, but I feel like I've died a little inside.

A Jewish friend of mine died. It was so cold at the funeral I started to shiva.

A Jewish friend of mine died. It was so cold at the funeral I started to shiva.

I told a bad joke to a group of chemists. There was no reaction.

I told a bad joke to a group of chemists. There was no reaction.

What did a classical pianist say to the priest when he played digital keys? Forgive me, father, for I have sinthed?

What did a classical pianist say to the priest when he played digital keys? Forgive me, father, for I have sinthed?

Why did the photo go to jail? It was framed?

Why did the photo go to jail? It was framed?

What is the best present? Broken drums? You can't beat them?

What is the best present? Broken drums? You can't beat them?

My phone just fell down a flight of stairs. It's okay, though it was in my pocket. Stay tuned for more, Dad, after this short intermission.

My phone just fell down a flight of stairs. It's okay, though it was in my pocket. Stay tuned for more, Dad, after this short intermission.

Why can't you have a half horse as a best man? He has to be the center of attention.

Why can't you have a half horse as a best man? He has to be the center of attention.

Thought I'd try one of those alternative milks. I don't know what a magnesia is, but it made my cheerios taste awful.

Thought I'd try one of those alternative milks. I don't know what a magnesia is, but it made my cheerios taste awful.

If Miley Cyrus was born in England, would she be named Calomeitary.

If Miley Cyrus was born in England, would she be named Calomeitary.

My quadruplets are wondering where their mother has gone. She's got a lot to answer for.

My quadruplets are wondering where their mother has gone. She's got a lot to answer for.

Why did the student need his homework because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

Why did the student need his homework because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

There was a huge traffic jam leaving the Bondage Convention. Massive tie up.

There was a huge traffic jam leaving the Bondage Convention. Massive tie up.

I'm Bob Jeffy.

I'm Bob Jeffy.

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And I'm Montgomery Jones. Listen until the end of the episode for a bonus joke. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, So do us a favor and share one of these jokes with your family and friends today.

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Looking for the gift for Dad, We have the official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic joke button, now available on Amazon, a massive five hundred preloaded dad jokes guaranteed to make you laugh and groan. Check the show notes page for the link. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and joke credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. What do you call a brainless socks oxymoron,